im so thunkful for da revows im gettin for tha stry nd I DO NOT NEED HELP WITH IT OK I AM FINE my brother woz arrested an then i cldnt come on for a whiole but now dis stry is goin in a whole knew direction xP so haters u can fuck off go smewhere else ok fuck u
Three weaks has past sence dave left Jade at the hospice wuh the babys an he ha#s climabed the ther mountain. He creid tear s thst wer like his eys color while scoopin the mountain. The snow glew a crimson white and he creyd more. In the distence he saws Dad and Kanayon makeing out agenist a thistle branch in snow.
"Dad!" Dave squeels an d fingers his hand to Dad. "What do you DO hear?"
"Suloux is delfowering menkind and so we must proscetate." Dad gloomy said.
"ok." Dave said.
They makes there way to Dads controiversial limo and jump in to it. they sat around all sad like in silence. Huffs and puffs later, Dave bestotted a idea to the crowde. They eagerly wait in anticipatio
"I knmow what to do." Dave said. "We forum a band."
"Dave you stupid." Kanaya moodely says,.
Dave glewered "NO." Dave had the shoulders of a politatician lookin over his polatical sun glasses. "do you FOOLS not get it? We...shal...defeater soluxe with the power."
"Sugoi." Bro said aND gave dave a bass. Dave nods.
"You see..." Dave holded up the bass. "this is waht its about. the bass."
Kanaya genntley tooched the bass. "This is a god catch. Bro u did really well catchiking this bass. Suloox will not stencil a chance."
Bro smirks. "Heh. We'll im all aboot thee bass."
Dave fingered the scales of the bass. "Dad pull out the intesticale thingys and make guitaer strings for the bass." he paces the bass unto Dad who then fingers the bass.
"Yes..." Dad smelled the bass. "freash air will be punish in to submisson at the sounds of this bass."
Roxy wakes into the limo. "Hey gays whaddup."
"Valliant fool, do nt speek!" Dave wept gravely. "Dad speeks to the bass."
"...oooooooookkkkkkk..." Roxy stooped back wards and ontto Bros lap. "o-oh...B-bro.../"
"Conference over. let us name.," Dave sermoned. the others nodded.
"...I know!" Roxie pooped up a light bulb. "Basselback."
Kanaya cackiled meaningfuly "Take your trash ridden nickelshit out of hear fuckgirl."
Roxy poouted and snuggles into Bro's chest hair. "Meanie butt."
Dad decaded the limos stage. "I know. The Gertrude Bass."
"The Gertrude Bass!?" everyone exclaimed in a heat of inquisititivty awe.
Dad through his hands toward the heavens skys and his non-political glasses pushwa themseluves up his nose. "all these darnded industrial kids these days weaving there origaminal band names. So...we take an ugly name (Gertrude after my fifth mistress) then adding the bass...we are all about gertrudes bass."
"Yes..." Dave beckoned then he fist bumped the air. "YES."
The Gertrude Bass plotte d and plannted there plans. Roxy demanded they must cover the song Poronograph by Nickelback, and they agreed. Dave was the leeds vocalis and plays the Bass. Kanaya was heavy metal drums and even peareced her spetim and her tongue in three places. Roxy dawned lolita fashion and plays the sexaphone and Bro on egglectric guitar and Dad was going to be the back in rapper like Marshall.
Kanaya boy friend pap frank was gonna join but he decided they where too confirmist for his delicate tastes so makes out with Kanayas tougne rings in intervals.
Dave took the microphone and begin singing the Niclelbuck song:
"Look at this photograph...
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How your eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Daddys head?
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we've never went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out."
In the middle of the song Dad or 'Daddy' did a rap of imrpovisation and then they all stopped to celebrate with cheetos and pepsi max. It was a god feeling.
"Daddy. I like that." Dad purred at Dave who lost his eyebros.
Somewhere in the icy mountains, sollex heard the song, and made arangments with his brother skrollex to counteract The Gertrude Bass.
The bass was coming.
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