A/N: I'm back! Probably not for long. Like I said before, I'm unpredictable. So, here's to writer's block. UGH.

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. Never have. Never will. You should be happy about that.


I had always pictured the Benson's apartment to be a mirror image of Carly's. Except, there would be dust covers or plastic covering all of the furniture. I even imagined it looking exactly like a hospital waiting room. That's what had prevented me from entering before. Hospitals creep me out. (A/N: And yes, I do realize that she has gone into his apartment in the series (iWill Date Freddie), but let's just pretend.) It turns out I was pretty dead on about furniture protectors. Very Everybody Loves Ramond of them. Also very creepy.

"What are you doing here?" His cheerful greeting just made me want to stay there for-ever.

I hadn't even seen him come into the room. I was too distracted by my surroundings. So, it took me a second to answer him.

But as soon as my mouth was open, he interrupted. "It doesn't even matter why you're here. Just get out." Strangely he sounded more exasperated than angry.

I really wanted to follow his directions. To leave and never think about this again. Maybe we could move to Morocco. I've always wanted to go there. So, I began to turn around, defeated. But he grabbed my arm. "You're just going to give up?! I know you're not exactly what you say you are, but I know, if there's one thing that you didn't make up, it was you're ability to speak you're mind. Of course, I've been wrong about you before." His face portrayed the most dejected look I'd ever seen. It was like he really wanted some aspect of me to be the same. Then, it would all be alright.

At that moment, I could feel tears welling in my eyes. I had fought so hard not to cry. And here I am, about to burst right in front of Freddie. If there was one thing the same in both of my 'lives', it wasn't being tough.

"Go on, say it."

"Say what?" I asked through my tears.

"Whatever it is you came here to say."

I hesitated. Just do it.

"I'm sorry."

He looked disappointed. I could tell he thought there was more. Just as he was turning to leave, I continued. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you, or Carly for that matter, from the beginning. I sorry I let you trust me while I was lying the whole time we knew each other. I'm sorry I'm not who you thought I was. Hey, I'm even sorry I'm not who you thought I was." I stopped to take a breath. I looked up at him. His arms were crossed, and he was giving me a 'Go on' look. This boy's going to kill me. But hey, would it really be that bad. At least the lying would be over. No, don't think like that. "Okay. If you really want to know. I'm not tough. I hardly eat meat. I could wear a pink, floral dress without puking. In fact, I do that quite often. I use words like quite. Because…I'm a genius. Literally." I stopped again. He seemed a bit more contented with my answer. Then, I remembered one more thing. Might as well say it. He'll never speak to me again, anyway. "Oh, and…I love you."

Oddly enough, he didn't seem that surprised by my last statement. Actually, he didn't seem like he had any feeling at all. He just…stood there. Staring. At me.

Now that I was done, I decided it was time to leave. Probably for good. Morocco here I come.

As soon as my hand grasped the doorknob, he grabbed my other arm.

Turned me around.

And kissed me.


A/N: Well. There you have it. I think it was way too short. But, whatever. There'll probably be two more chapters. That is, if I ever get them done. Anyway, please review my other story, iAm Invisible. I'm even more stuck on that one. R & R. Zai Jian, SheriffBoB.

P.S. And, for anyone reading this, I have a couple story ideas that I'll never get around to doing. So, if anyone wants to do them…

iDon't Care What the Title Is

Sam goes with Freddie on the root and berry retreat in iGo Nucleur instead of Carly. It would have made the episode better, in my opinion.

iStill Don't Care What the Title Is

Anything about iGo to Japan. I realize that episode was a while ago, but there were a lot of good story ideas that came from it. So, if anyone wants, it would be cool to see some more.

Anyway, I have other (probably better) ideas, but I can't remember them right now. Figures. So…Whatever. Also, there are no rules. I prefer chapters, but I don't really care at this point.