(Author's Note: Yeah sorry about the super late chapter. Thank you to all my viewers, reviewers, favoriters (is that even a word?), and followers! This is part one)

I stood at the doorway looking down the street. I whipped my head both left and right hoping to see Naruto making his way to my home.

"Kuno what are you doing sweetie? Your guests are waiting out in the back for you."

I turned to look at my father, "They can keep waiting. I'm not worried about them."

"Come don't be rude." My father grabbed my arm and proceeded to drag me out in the backyard.

"Ugh." I growled. "Let go."

"Go outside. I'll let you know when Naruto gets here."

I looked at him skeptically. "Promise?"

He chuckled. "I promise."

I nodded my head at him and went outside in the back with everyone else. I sat down at a large table between Nobuyuki and Ryota and crossed my arms. Akira-sensei sat at the far end of the table speaking with my mother. At the other end of the table there was food and some presents.

I jumped in my seat as Ryota blew a party blower in my ear. "Ryota! What the hell?! Are you trying to make me deaf!"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUNO!" Nobuyuki screamed in my other ear.

"Blossom!" I covered my ears, glaring at both of them as I walked around the table and sat across from them.

"Why are you guys even here? Who the hell even invited you?"

"You did you moron." I rolled my eyes at Nobuyuki. "You said if you didn't invite us, you weren't allowed to invite Naruto."

I sighed in defeat. Nobuyuki was right. My mother allowed me to invite Naruto to my birthday party, but only if I invited my team members.

"Well you didn't have to come. All I had to do was invite you. There's a big difference." I stood up and walked over to the small koi pond near the far right corner and stared at it.

I twiddled my thumbs nervously. 'What if Naruto doesn't come? He's not even here yet.'

"Quit that, he'll be here soon." I looked over my shoulder at Nobuyuki.

"You sure? It's been an hour since the party started and he's not here yet." I bit my lip anxiously.

"I'm sure he's just running late Kuno." I looked over Ryota.

"Ok, he better be or I'm trashing this place and then I'm going to go cry my life out in a corner."

My teammates rolled their eyes at me.

"Kuno! Look who's here!" I heard my mother yell excitedly from behind me.

A large smile made it's way across my face before I turned around and looked towards my mother making her way over. My smile dropped and was replaced by a scowl as soon as I realized it wasn't Naruto trailing behind her, but Sasuke.

"I thought I told you I didn't want him here."

"You did, but I ignored you. " My mother waved her hand at me and walked away. "Have fun." She said over her shoulder.

"Oh I'll have fun alright." My scowl deepened as I turned my attention to Sasuke. "My dearest Mistress Feathers you know you could leave, right? I won't hold it against you."

"And miss your birthday party? I wouldn't for the life of me." Sasuke stated and put a hand on his chest dramatically.

My eye twitched and I opened my mouth to speak.

"I'm going to get something to drink." Sasuke turned around and walked away.

"You know Kuno..." I turned around to look at Nobuyuki.

"What Blossom?"

"No, nothing never mind."

"What?" Nobuyuki shook his head. "Spit it out before I choke it out of you."

Ryota spoke up, "I actually think you like him."

"What?!"

Nobuyuki nodded his head in agreement. "Yeah I think so too."

I stared in absolute horror at them. "Oh now I know you've both lost your minds."

Nobuyuki sighed exasperatedly. "You deny it so much that it makes it seem like you do like him."

"Oh no! I've been found out! Whatever will I do?!" I brought my hands up to my face. "Yes I absolutely love Feathers as much as I hate Naruto."

Both Ryota and Nobuyuki facepalmed, while I snickered at them. "Oh man, if only my grandmother was here."

"I thought you said your grandmother was dead?" Nobuyuki lifted an eyebrow.

"I can't have two grandmothers? Yes one's dead. Six feet under in her grave." I motioned with my hand. "The other is taking her sweet ass time getting there though."

"I always knew you were trying to plan my demise."

I grimaced at the gravelly voice behind me and then I proceeded turn around. "Hi grandma Fumi."

"Don't you 'Hi grandma Fumi' me you crazy child."

"What are you doing here?"

"What do mean what am I doing here? It's your birthday Kuno."

"No what I meant was what are you still doing here living in this world?"

She bristled at that. "I'm going to keep living until the day I see you give birth to a child from the young Uchiha."

"Oh... Well I guess you're going to live forever because that's neeever going to happen." I crossed my arms.

Her eyebrow twitched as she changed the topic, "I told your mother to let me raise you properly, but now look at you." She gestured to me."You need to stop eating so much."

"What's wrong with how I look?" I looked down at myself.

"Why can't you be like that Yamanaka girl? What's her name? Oh yes! Ino. Why can't you be as beautiful and thin as her?"

"And be a literal walking stick? No thank you." I put my right hand at my hip and gestured to myself with my left. "I also don't have to be as beautiful as her, because I'm drop dead gorgeous."

I heard someone snort behind me. "Shut it." I looked back over my shoulder and narrowed my eyes. "Feathers."

Sasuke blinked innocently at me.

"Ah Sasuke. It's so nice to see you." My grandmother pushed passed me, standing in front of Sasuke as I glared at them.

"Like we said, you like Sasuke." Ryota slid up right next to me.

"Yeah sure and my grandmother is a virgin."

"How do you even know what virgin is if you don't even know how women get pregnant?" Nobuyuki raised an eyebrow at me.

"I obviously asked Blossom. And let me tell you it was very horrific." I shuddered at the memory.

My teammates and I kept speaking for a while as Sasuke and Grandma Fumi continued conversating.

We were then interrupted by my father. "Kuno!"

"Yeah?" I turned around and gasped, clapping my hands together. "Naruto!"

"Hi Kuno!" Naruto waved enthusiastically and began walking over, a large smile on his face.

"What is the demon child doing here?" My grandmother hissed lowly.

I turned around angrily, glaring at her. "I invited him. It's my birthday. I'm allowed to have whomever I wish celebrate with me."

"I know, but why him?"

I continued glaring at her, "Grandma Aiko wouldn't have had a problem with it. She would have welcomed him with open arms."

Grandma Fumi's demeanor quickly changed and she greeted Naruto kindly as he arrived and then excused herself to go speak with my mother. I kind of felt bad for having manipulated Grandma Fumi by using Grandma Aiko against her, but then again I didn't.

"Who's Grandma Aiko?" I turned to look at Nobuyuki.

"Oh she's my dead grandmother. Super nice. They used to be best friends. I really do wish she was here." I sighed sadly.

"How'd she die?"

"She got sick and they couldn't cure it."

"Oh I'm sorry."

"Me too. Anyway... Naruto!" I turned my attention back to him and proceeded to hug him. "Thank you for coming!"

"Oh! Here Kuno happy birthday!" Naruto handed me a sloppily wrapped present and I took it lovingly.

"Thank you Naruto!" I cradled the present delicatley in my hands. "You didn't have to. You're literally the best present I could ever ask for." I smiled at him as he lightly blushed.

"Ok enough with the cheesy pick up lines. Let's eat!" Nobuyuki clapped his hands and ushered us all to the table. I sat in next to Naruto and across from my teammates and Sasuke.

"Naruto."

"Hmm?" Naruto looked at me with his mouth full.

"There's going to be a festival coming up soon and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me?" I looked up at Naruto, my face felt hot as I asked him.

"Oh.. Well sure. I mean if I don't have to train or have a mission."

"Perfect!" I clapped my hands. "What should we wear? Oh! We should match! How about orange? Or maybe-"

"Oh Sasuke does your shoulder hurt?"

I looked over to see Sasuke rubbing his shoulder. "Just a crick in the shoulder Katsumi-san, nothing to worry about."

"What do you mean nothing to worry about. Kuno." My mother snapped her fingers at me, "Come massage your fiancé's shoulder."

Grumbling I got up and rounded the table. My mother nodded and walked away to continue speaking with my grandmother.

I grabbed Sasuke and began roughly massaging his shoulders. "I don't know why I have to do this. You have two freaking hands Feathers."

"I hear you complaining but I don't see you stopping." Sasuke smirked at me from over his shoulder.

"Keep talking and I'll make you kiss the ground." I threatened.

Sasuke made a weird semblance of a laugh. I think it was a laugh. I can't tell. Growing irritated I jabbed my elbow into his shoulder and angrily moved it in circles.

Not a sound came from Sasuke as I continued to roughly massage him. I stopped and stared at the back of his head. 'What the hell?' I stepped up behind Nobuyuki and did the same thing.

"Aaah! That hurts! Kuno what the hell are you doing?!" Nobuyuki pulled away from me in pain.

I stepped back and tilted my head, staring at Sasuke in complete and utter confusion.

(Author's note: I'll probably post part 2 tomorrow... Maybe. If I don't forget. Hope you enjoyed!)