"Lily's Riot"—a James/Lily Spoof/Songfic


My Lily-Flower,

This one's for you, babe! If THIS doesn't charm you into a date with me, then I'll be sure to find a more...ahem…effective way to do so.

Prongsie


Who's that studyin' by the trees?

It's my Lily, she's waitin' for me!

With emerald eyes and soft white hands

Who's your Prongsie? Yes, I am!

Snivellus, keep your hands off,

You can't run fast enough!

You'd best stay away, Sniv,

Or I'll bop you like a glove!

Lily's Riot! RIOT!

Let's go get a butterbeer!

Lily's Riot….RIOT!

Gimme a sniff of that soft ginger hair!

Lily's Riot! RIOT!

Let's go get a butterbeer!

Lily's Riot….RIOT!

Gimme a sniff of that soft ginger hair!

Blow, Padfoot!

NOTE TO LILY: We were going to have Sirius' saxophone solo here, but he thought that 'saxophone' was a dirty innuendo (not that 'Blow, Padfoot' didn't HELP) and he went off to chase some Ravenclaws, so, yeah, we're improvising at this point, continue enjoying!

She cannot resist her brown eyed man!

She loves hanging with me and the Marauder's band!

Cut me, Wormy and you'll understand!

In my loins, hot Lily ran!

You got me in a bind

Lil, you know it's me you love!

Now let's make the Gryffindors ask

'What's that moanin' from above?!

Lily's Riot! RIOT!

Let's go get a butterbeer!

Lily's Riot….RIOT!

Gimme a sniff of that soft ginger hair!

I'm in a Lily Riot!

I'm in a Lily Riot!

I'm in a Lily Riot!

Snivellus, keep your hands off,

You can't run fast enough!

You'd best stay away, Sniv,

Or I'll bop you like a glove!

Lily's Riot! RIOT!

Let's go get a butterbeer!

Lily's Riot….RIOT!

Gimme a sniff of that soft ginger hair!

Lily's Riot! RIOT!

Let's go get a butterbeer!

Lily's Riot….RIOT!

Gimme a sniff of that soft ginger hair!


Prongs,

That was a sad, pathetic attempt at changing the lyrics of a well-known jazz song to make it say that you desperately want to shag me. 'I'll bop you like a glove'??? Yeah, that makes LOADS of sense.

Maybe when you put my name into 'Monday, Monday,' We'll talk.

Lily

PS: At least now I know why Sirius was begging Marlene McKinnon to "Blow Padfoot."