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A few moments later, everyone had managed to find their way to the library and were sitting in a circle. Amy managed to find a few notepads and pencils while Rory got tea for everybody.

"Okay. Thank you Mum and Dad," River started the meeting. "First order of business! We have four...well more like five doctors. We need ways to distinguish you each from one another! Also while we are at it, let's all introduce ourselves! Sweetie, you start!" She nudged Fez.

"What?" He asked. He wasn't really paying attention.

"State name, Relation to doctor, and two facts about yourself. That goes for everyone!" River decided.

"Okay! I'm The Doctor-"

"What shall we call you besides Doctor? There are four of you!" River interrupted.

"Um...Call me Eleven? For I'm on my eleventh regeneration! So...I'm Eleven...relation to me? I am me. What is the point of that? And facts...let's see...uh, I used to be those two-" He pointed at his past selves.

"Something that we don't already know!" River intervened.

"Fine then. Fezzes are cool and so are bowties!" Eleven stated.

"But fezzes nor bowt-" Amy started.

"Mother, hush! He will take longer if does don't count!" River hushed Amy.

"Should I go next?" Clara asked.

"Sure! Let's go that way around!" River replied.

"Alright! Hello everyone! My name is Clara Oswald! I'm The Doctor's current companion! I traveled with Eleven and now him," He gestured towards The Doctor. "Fun facts! I love making souffles and I am a teacher!"

"The Doctor-"

"Nope!" Everyone shouted at him.

"Fine. Call me Twelve! I am the Doctor and that is my relation! I have a Scottish accent so I can complain about things," Twelve and Amy high fived. "and my next fact is SHUT UP!"

"I will count that so this can go quicker," Amy started. "My name is Amelia Pond or Amelia Williams but if you call me Amelia, I will end you! Call me Amy! I was a companion to Eleven. Rory is my husband and River is my daughter! Hurt either of them and I will also end you!"

"Is it my turn now?" Rory asked, a bit shaken up.

"Yes" Amy answered him, smiling.

"Ok then. I'm Rory Pond-I mean Williams," Eleven, Amy, River, and Twelve broke into laughter. "I'm not a Pond!"

"But you already admitted it, Pond." Amy teased and booped Rory on the nose.

"Ugh. Anyhow, I'm Rory WILLIAMS! I traveled with Eleven. I'm married to Amy and our daughter is River. I am a nurse!" Rory finished

"Nice. I'm a doctor! An actual one! Not like him," The Doctors gasped and the companions plus master all 'ooo'ed. "My name is Martha Jones-Smith! I traveled with Mr. pin stripes over there. Like I said before, I am a doctor. And I'm married to Mickey." She held up her hand to show her wedding ring.

"I'm Mickey Smith! I worked with big ears over there plus traveled and worked with pin stripes. I'm married to Martha and I lived in a different dimension for a bit."

"My name is Donna Noble! I also traveled with pin stripes who made me forget him for a while! Still not over it, Spaceman! I have been engaged to a man who worked for a spider. Thank god, that that didn't work out! And I ain't bovverred!" Donna spat out.

"Hello, My name is Captain Jack Harkness," He said with a wink. "I worked and traveled with big ears and pin stripes. I restarted Torchwood and I cannot die!"

"Hello. To follow my other selfs, I suppose that makes me Nine," He scoffed. "I'm The Doctor. I met Charles Dickens and I am fantastic!"

"I'm Rose. Rose Tyler," Rose thought for a second of what to say next. "I traveled with Nine and...well I guess right now we are calling him pin stripes. I was left in a parallel world and well, I'm engaged to John." She held up her hand and sure enough she had an engagement ring on it. She smiled at the metacrisis.

"Hello! I go by John Smith. I'm The Doctor's metacrisis. I'm part Donna and I'm engaged to Rose!" He smiled back at Rose and they kissed. Sandshoes was watching them. He frowned a bit.

"Oh...um...I'm Ten. The Doctor is me. I...uh...I-" He lost track of what he was saying.

"Hello!" The Master happily interrupted.

"He isn't done yet!" River attempted to intercept The Master.

"I'm The Master! I believe I can go by that because I don't see any other mes. Am I right?" The Master continued.

"Master why?" Eleven attempted to intercept as well.

"Relationship to Doctor? Tough. Well, The Doctor considers me a friend. But I like to think of us as mortal foes!"

"Why are you even here?" Martha asked him.

"That's a good question Martha! Why are any of us here? Why did we just accept being on this Tardis that most don't even recognize? Why am I so handsome? These are questions we may never have answers to," The Master teased. "Now Me fact time! I died!"

"Same." Muttered Jack and Rory at the same time.

"I also took over the world!" Master smiled.

"Wait...You what? I don't remember that!" Donna stated.

"Nor do I!" Clara agreed.

"I don't remember that either..." Amy pondered.

"Same." Rory agreed.

"That's because that year never happened!" Martha replied.

"Doc here, managed to undo time. So only those aboard the ship remember." Jack added.

"Speaking of The Doctor," River tried to get people back on track. "Ten never said his two facts!"

"I was saying that I..I.." Ten trailed off again. Master shot Lucy a look. Lucy understood. As much as she hated Harold Saxton, she was not gonna watch the man who could stop him embarrass himself.

"H-Hello. My Name is L-Lucy Saxton-n. The Doctor helped save me. I never really had an relationship of any sort with him. I was...well I guess I still am married to The Master. I also killed him." She started. River was so startled by her talking that she didn't even try to stop her.

"My name is Adam. I traveled for a very small amount of time with Rose and Nine," He stated, glancing at Rose. "I'm a genius and-" He cut himself short as he noticed Rose, raised up her hand.

"First of all. Adam you aren't a genius and Second, Ten still hasn't finished his facts." Rose stated.

"Well, you see-" Ten started again.

"When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day. When you're a Jet, If the spit hits the fan, You got brothers around, You're a family man! You're never alone," The Master started singing and snapped. Then everyone stopped as two mini doors on Adam's head opened. Everyone besides Adam snickered.

"Really?" Adam asked Master.

"Fact 2?" Master joked. The others burst into full out laughter. A few minutes later, people stopped laughing and Adam's head looked normal again.

"I'm River Song or Melody Pond, but I prefer being called River," River said getting people back on track. "I'm The Doctor's Wife!"

"What?" Clara, Martha, Rose, Jack,Ten, Nine and Master all yelled in unison.

"I married River!" Eleven stated.

"But you said you don't do domestic!" Rose called back.

"I don't." Nine answered.

"But apparently I do now!" Ten added on.

AN: Woop! This is now my longest chapter ever with over 1000 words! There will be a part two to the first meeting! So until then, keep reviewing, reading,and requesting! Thanks for sticking with me thus far!