"When's your birthday?"

"My birthday?"

"Well, I mean do you have one?"

"No, well I wasn't born, I was made."

"Test Tube Baby."

"What no!"

" Your so sensitive."

...

Rin sat down and stared at the bloody red sky that was casting long shadows on the camp. He felt antsy as he drummed his fingers against his thighs. Amaimon and Iblis were out doing who knows what and they forbid him from leaving the camp. Even if he didn't want to go anywhere the thought of imprisonment made him jumpy.

He proved this by flinching when he heard Percy say "Hey, you seem ... uneasy are you okay?" Rin nodded and stood up and started to pace back and forth. Percy sat on his makeshift cot and watched the anxious demon pace. "Really? I mean I'm no good at reading emotions but you seem ... jumpy." he finished lamely. Rin stopped in front of the circular attic window. " I'm fine totally fine, just a little uneasy and bored." Rin hastily said.

Percy just raised his eyebrows and shook his sadly at how transparent Rin was. "You wear your heart on your sleeve. So enough with the act please tell me why you are so jumpy." Rin puffed up ,as if he was trying to hold it in. Finally he let it out.

" Well after my dad's death I was so consumed with this anger,this fiery passion to kill Satan. But after he tried to merge the two worlds, I'll tell that later," he said quickly at Percy's confused expression. " I felt uneasy, especially after I heard the real story of The Blue Night. I started to wonder what he really was like, whether he was a monster like everyone said."

"Well he is Satan." Percy said.

"Well I know but is Hades this uncaring guy who kills everyone? No. Then Iblis told me his story and, I don't know I just broke. Now I want to meet Satan." Rin finished quickly. Percy patted the spot next to him, Rin quickly sat down.

"Rin, look at me." Percy said as he place his hands on Rin's shoulders. "It is completely justified for you to want to know more about your birth father more. But in my opinion you should wait, talk to your family. Be a kid."

Rin stared at him then quickly covered up his shocked expression with a smirk. "Good advice Seaweedbrain!" Percy started and glared at him. Rin laughed and dodged the mock punch that came his way. After a few moments they calmed down. "Rin . . ." Percy started seriously. Rin stopped his chuckles and looked over at him. "Those boys who are they? Who really?" Rin stopped completely and sat up with a small groan. Percy sat up with him and watched his face quietly. " There my brothers." Rin said firmly.

Percy noticed he didn't elaborate on which side they were on. But from the constant hints especially about Iblis's story Percy had a idea. "Rin tell me, this camp is my home. I have the right to know who could hurt it." He grounded out his eyes steely. Rin flinched and looked over at the tense demigod.

"Satan had eight kids, called the Demon kings of B'all, also known as the eight pillars. First is Lucifer Demon King of Light whose Light was said to be the very light of heaven. Azazel Demon King of Spirits and Wind whose wind is said to feel like a caressing breath or a sharpened blade." Rin recited ignoring the look of growing horror on Percy's face.

" Egyn Demon King of Water who it was rumored he helped the Great Flood. Beelzebub Demon King of Bugs who can cause great swarms of insects. Including the ones that attacked the Eygptians. Samuel or Memphisto as he likes to be called is the Demon King of Time and Space or Otakus. Next is Astatroth Demon King of Rot who could cause deadly spores to kill you in milliseconds." Rin finished watching Percy's face closely.

Percy held up his hand and counted out six with his fingers. "Six, so i'm guessing your pausing for dramatic affect." Percy said. Rin nodded and continued "Then there are the youngest, the second youngest name is Amaimon the Demon King of Earth, who can control the earth and the plants on it. The youngest is Iblis Demon King of Fire who can control flames that are very much like Satan's except they are as crimson as fresh drawn blood."

Percy stood up and started to pace. "So your telling me when he said he wanted to kill someone-" Percy trailed off and turned toward Rin his eyes pleading for relief. Rin nodded slowly gauging the boy's reaction. "Fuck!" Percy hissed. "Where are they now Rin?" Percy glared at him.

Rin held his hands up "Reporting back to Memphisto about me." he replied quickly thoroughly shocked by Percy's reaction. "Memphisto was the Demon King of Time and Space right?" Percy asked his hands covering his face. Rin stood up and was prepared for a freak out. Percy laughed half relief half madness. He ran his hands through his hair and while bringing his hand down he seemed to be clawing at his face. "Great so two of the most powerful demons who are currently residing in my home are of reporting to a even powerful demon."

He sat down in defeat. "You know," he said without looking up. "You really are a bad luck magnet." Rin flinched and muttered "Sorry."

"No, No you can't help it, it just mixes with my own bad luck magnet." Percy sighed.

"Combo Attack." Rin said laughing weakly.

Percy laughed with him. "Shit I forgot! Shima wanted me to tell you he had to go back. Some kind of urgent family business." Rin laughed silently realizing Percy actually thought Shima was his first name. ' I'll tell him later' he amended silently. Rin nodded and grinned slightly. He would miss the goof but the fact is he would not react well to the Demon Kings being here too long. Nodding he said "Well do you want a rematch?"

Percy accepted his waiting hand and grinned "Always."

...

Percy panted and wiped his brow. He fell over and stared at the sky, and watched the clouds streak across it. " The woman who trained you is a demon!" he gasped. He sat up slowly and watched in disbelief as Rin stood still practicing his stances. "How in the world are you still working?" he said incredulously.

Rin jumped up in the air in a ridiculous Three Musketeer stance and shouted "Demon Powah!" Percy laughed and fell back and rolled around holding his sides. Rin pouted halfheartedly and finally joined him.

"What are you laughing about?"

They both stopped and stared at the new additions, Percy with slight hostility. Rin strode forward and smiled "Demon Power" he said seriously. Iblis snorted and walked over to the bleachers against the wall and lounged on them. Iblis then said "I'm guessing this demigod knows who I am, because he is currently trying to burn a hole into my forehead with his eyes." Rin laughed and muttered "Yah"

Iblis sighed then slumped he snapped his fingers above his head, his image flickered and suddenly he looked very different. His skin was pale and tight, he had dark purple circles under his eyes and his eyes were dull. Rin frowned and ran over to him, as he got closer he could see deep scratches. "What happened?" Iblis shook his head and slumped. For a second Percy saw himself after he had fought a particular hard battle.

"Samuel wasn't happy that Amaimon tried to kill the girl." he whispered. Percy flinched and ran over to him. 'Is this how he treats his brothers.' Percy thought horrified. Iblis laughed and straightened up "You should see Amaimon, I don't envy that bastard." he chuckled, it was obviously forced. Rin flinched and muttered "Sorry. it's my fault your even here."

Iblis sighed and rubbed his eyes in a strangely childlike action. "Nah, it's fine. Your my brother. I love you." he muttered. Then realizing his words he blushed a bright orange. Percy shuffled side to side, clearly awkward. "Umm, how old are you Iblis?" he finally asked his voice just above a whisper,cracking slightly. Iblis laughed and said " 1,000 years old! Nah I'm your age 18."

Percy stared and relaxed slightly. Iblis smiled slightly then he winced when Rin probed the area next to his ribs."Shit." he hissed. Rin muttered "Man up you wuss." Iblis growled and sighed sitting up quickly he pushed Rin off and walked out in a huff.

"Behold the mighty Demon King." Rin said, just loud enough for Iblis to hear. Percy chuckled when a hand flipped them off. Shaking his head he turned to Rin who was frowning.

"Am I missing something?" he asked.

"No it's just Memphisto is a manipulative bastard but I didn't think he was bad enough to torture his brothers." Rin replied his voice strangely empty.

Percy frowned he was thinking the same thing. "Well we better make sure that demon doesn't make himself bleed to death."

"Somehow that idiot will manage to break the laws of demon biology and do that." Rin replies standing up slowly.

...

"When's your birthday?" Yuri asked.

"My birthday?"Satan asked thoroughly startled.

"Well, I mean do you have one?" Yuri said blushing.

"No, well I wasn't born, I was made." Satan said frowning, he suddenly felt the need of this stupid human thing.

"Test Tube Baby." Yuri teased as she brushed her brown strands back from her hair.

"What no!" Satan said.

" Your so sensitive." Yuri teased with a huge smile on her face as she saw Satan in her mind puffed up.

...

"Sake" Iblis moaned reaching out for Rin. Rin dodged and giggled. Percy laughed and tripped onto his face. "No, bro I'm not kidding more Sake." Iblis said serious for a second until he hiccuped. They were in the roof of the Big House. Somehow Iblis managed to produce enough Sake to make an army tipsy. Like idiots they drank a little and got addicted, then drank most of it. Well Iblis and Rin did since they each were half demon or full they could handle it better. Percy only had 3 bottles. Rin clapped his hands together and cooed "We should do a dance off!" Percy and Iblis agreed and soon they were dancing around the attic. Iblis gasped and fell over "I love this guy!" he said while pointing to Percy and together they passed out. Rin held up a camera and took a picture. 'Black Mail' he thought sluggishly and fell over.

...

The Boys had a bonding moment! Got drunk as hell and passed out! I kinda needed a reason for Percy and Iblis to get along so I made this little side story. Still not sure exactly where this story is going, so a lot of fillers will come forth because of that. Review and give me ideas.

Amaimon: Bro abandoned me.

Memphisto: Well he wasn't as bad as you.

Jay: God Amaimon will you be well enough to appear in any more chapters?

Amaimon: Brother has me stuck in his Otaku clock. So no.

Memphisto: I'm not an Otaku just lover of Japanese art.

Jay: I actually agree with that but your still a Otaku.

Memphisto: Well what do you know? You don't own Blue Exorcist or Percy Jackson.

Jay: Low Blow

Amaimon: This is off track, please review.