Goosebumps Horrorland Adventures

Script 8

Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen introducing Princess Elisa!

Derrick: Welcome Elisa! I'm so glad you could make it. You can help me open the box for me.

Princess Elisa: Oh Derrick really, is that how to treat a girl like that?

Derrick: What?

Princess Elisa: I hope you're not mean to a girl to open the box, I just wish you open it yourself.

Derrick: Well, I'll have you know that you will not ruin my prestige.

Princess Elisa: And what is a prestige

Derrick: I'll tell you.

(Singing about Prestige)

Derrick: And that's a Prestige.

Princess Elisa: I see. And, where are your friends at?

Derrick: They're already here.

Byron: That's Right and you know it.

Fox: Looks like there's a whole crowd. What's going on?

Alice: Help! You guys have to do something!

Derrick: All complaints must be in writing.

Mom: Son, They been invaded.

Kay: INVASION?! What kind of an invasion?

Sir Ector: WE'LL GET THE ARMY!

Derrick: It must have been Curly The Skeleton. He wants more fighting.

Mom: Not Curly. Son, They been invaded by…

Derrick: OWCH! It's a plot. An evil conspiracy. Curly has sent us those bats to us. What's going on here? I'll teach Curly a lesson…OWCH! STOP IT!

Mom: Oh Son, it's not just bats, there is a lot of ANGRY ANIMALS.

(Chattering)

Derrick: Quiet. Let me give you advise, but first, Kay, help Elisa down. Please. Good. Here is some prophecy to be written in our papers. It is here with decreed that in this our of need each and everyone must know that Curly The Skeleton is the meanest and scariest enemy that were about to face him in the war.

Sir Ector: Here here.

Fox: We know how and we'll show how that we know how.

Derrick: Fox.

Sultan: We don't see how the decree will help us out.

Amos Slade: Well Dag Nabit, the 2 barking ghost dogs were after my chicken again.

Alice: And those filthy rats try to kill my cat Dina.

Christopher Columbus: And those angry gorillas try to steal the treasure what me and you did from Captain Ben One Leg.

Odette: And that zombie cat named RIP trying to turn me into a cat by scratching me 9 times.

Geppetto: And those evil spirits are trying to scare Pinocchio.

Jasmine: And those vampire seagulls spits purple blood on Raja.

Alice's Sister: And finally that Werewolf Scott has destroyed my history lesson.

Derek: You gonna help us!

Mr. Toad: What ever shall we do?

(Chattering)

Derrick: ENOUGH!! Everyone, we'll fix this mess, but meanwhile when we help you guys, DON'T STAND THERE LOOK INVADED! BEAT IT UP WITH PRUNES, KILL THEM WITH STONES! Remember, there is no monsters will get you now!

Sultan: If Derrick doesn't get rid of those monsters, we have to go somewhere else.

Amos Slade: You heard him, we'll find someone else who will be the hero.

Alice's Sister: Find some more partners you need, or we will send you packing.

(Everyone left the stage except Derrick's team)

Derrick: BOLT THE CURTAIN! Did I promise too much they say what you think? Remember, everyone will think a way to get rid of those monsters.

Kay: They're take us if we do.

Derrick: Now let's stay calm and find a way to get rid of those things.

Fox: I got it. Why don't we destroy them one by one? We could win.

Byron: But somehow they're too many of them. They'll kill us all.

Derrick: Or worse. They're throw us to Ripper the Killing Beast. Let's face it! We'll not strong enough to beat all of them. We'll not be saved.

Princess Elisa: Saved by what?

Derrick: Saved by Magic.

Voice of Pied Piper: Did you call me?

(Echoes of Call Me)

Derrick: The curtain was bolted. Who are you?

Pied Piper: Although I was known and staple. It just matters of fact that you need some help.

Derrick: You have a contraction.

Pied Piper: I have straight attention. The world is full of force and viper. Who doesn't know the Pied Piper?

Derrick: You have a trap?

Pied Piper: (sighs) Always know of everything of this fine restaurant. No insults though. It just happened that I could help you on your quest.

Byron: And lure the monsters away?

Pied Piper: Before the dawn of the new day.

Derrick: If this man can really be. You're a great man for me.

Pied Piper: There will be a fee.

Derrick: A fee eh? Well we could do that.

Pied Piper: Then we have no different striking a bargain. How much money in your vault?

Derrick: Well…

Aunt Sheila: $50,000

Derrick: HEY! Uh you may choose anything you like. Sheila, You're trying to waste our money?

Aunt Sheila: No.

Pied Piper: Make it a pizza, candy and drinks. To reach the day in your restaurant, my fee is free food & souvenir.

Mom: Ok I could… WHAT? FREE FOOD & SOUVENIR?! This is an outrage!

Derrick: Maybe I'll decide for you. So you don't make my mom upset. I offer you, in the name of Dallas TX, 1% discount.

Pied Piper: Come Again?

Derrick: If that doesn't work, I'll make it 10%.

Dado: Take it Piper!

Pied Piper: He knows my fee.

Derrick: I offer you 20%. That's more than plenty.

Byron: Please? They have a budget.

Pied Piper: Neither. The price is Free.

Derrick: This guy is a lunatic or something, but I have no choice. Ok, the offer thing lets me no choice because the hard steaks were in, you win.

Mom: WHAT? FREE STUFF FOR THE PIPER?!

Byron: YOU LOST YOUR MIND!

Derrick: But not in advance! Not until all those monsters are gone!

Pied Piper: You heard him Ladies & Gentlemen. One and all. The bargains made. Though he must get to the play of "Say Cheese-And Die!" & "Say Cheese-And Die Screaming!" he's agreed to me more often. You have to do the play, when I get rid of those monsters after the play "Say Cheese-And Die Screaming!" is over, we'll talk about the fee.

Sir Ector: He's stolen your wits lad! How could you agree to that nonsense?

Mom: That's all we have in our restaurant!

Byron: There be no toys, books and stuff for the restaurant and we will go out of business!

Derrick: Everyone. Please. He can have the souvenirs, but he'll have each item one at the time. Lets drink a little soda pop for the time being. And Ladies & Gentlemen, you heard what Pied Piper said.

So I want all of you to enjoy. We will be leaving the stage before it starts. Enjoy the Play.

Fox: HEY!

Kay: Attention Everyone! Derrick has something to say.

Derrick: Everyone! Your attention, I feel that those monsters are gone for good!

(Cheering)

Derrick: I hope everyone is happy, all I did is to save the restaurant, which is my duty. Now, an emergency. A letter from our new recruit, they're on their way. Be ready everybody! And for you guys, I need to talk to Elisa for a while. While I'm doing that, I need Sir Ector & Byron to grab the contract from my Uncle Tim. So Go Now!

All: Yes Sir!

Derrick: So Elisa, I need another partner.

Princess Elisa: Why you need another partner?

Derrick: Because I need someone in stripes.

Princess Elisa: Like that one coming this way.

Derrick: Yeah. That the… OH NO! STOP! DECIST!

Tigger: Hello There!

Derrick: Hello. Do you know that you're on me?

Tigger: Eh sure I did.

Derrick: Well, My name is Derrick. And you're on me. Do you know about Derrick?

Tigger: Yeah sure I know Derrick. Uh, what's a Derrick?

Derrick: That would be me.

Tigger: I did? Oh yeah! How silly of me. Let me introduce myself. My name is Tigger. T-I-Double G- ER. That's spells Tigger.

Princess Elisa: Well, how do you do. My name is Elisa. Just to be sure that I'm a princess. Mind if I ask, how can you bounce all the time?

Tigger: Why, I'm glad you ask me that. Because that's what Tiggers do best.

(Singing about Tiggers)

Derrick: Nice singing Tigger.

Tigger: Thank you buddy boy.

Sir Ector: Derrick Lad, we got the contract.

Byron: And we got the pen for… Say, who are you?

Derrick: Oh! Byron, Sir Ector, I like you 2 to meet Tigger.

Byron: Derrick, the Pied Piper coming right now.

Tigger: Who is that Pied Piper?

Derrick: That guy.

Pied Piper: The time has come to pay the Piper.

Derrick: Why of course.

Byron: In this restaurant, there is no way of those monsters comes back.

Derrick: Well we have a contract. All you need is to sign on the desticnated dotted line.

Pied Piper: Without reading it, you have me sign?

Derrick: There's no need to read it though.

Sir Ector: Uh just to say you have your pay.

Byron: Come on Piper. We're in the hurry.

Pied Piper: I think I better read it.

Derrick: You get it sooner or later just here & there to the custom of the laws.

Pied Piper: I'll read it.

Derrick: Well we're busy heroes, but if you must then. Byron, Unroll the scroll.

Pied Piper: Just here & there to the custom of the laws? To be the member of the Timberwolves side?

Derrick: Uh, that would be the new team. If we have time.

Pied Piper: I see. And this?

Derrick: A guaranteed that if we defeat the horrorland, we'll be ok. No danger of course, but we'll have a party though.

Pied Piper: And this about getting married?

Derrick: Oops! That is my business to do that. I'll scratch it off what you read.

Pied Piper: I see if we go up the line, the print should rather fine. A war in the football stadium?

Derrick: That would be me or Curly will decide.

Pied Piper: Oh. This is best. Far clever than the rest.

Derrick: You may read it if you like.

Pied Piper: I now that the deposit for you of worth "Free Food & Free Souvenir, but 1 item only". Guarantee for the live of the world. And if by chance they do then I own you…

Derrick: Nothing.

Pied Piper: Well that's good to hear.

Byron: Is that a fret?

Derrick: Well, are you going to sign or not?

Pied Piper: I think I'll sign for you

All: HOORAY!!!

Derrick: We better hurry, They're coming.

Sir Ector: Right!

Derrick: Now listen everyone, not a word out of you all unless it's important. They are only two people who is going to be with us. Understand?

All: Yeah.

Derrick: I will do the meeting and the greeting.

March Hare: Ok Derrick, I have the Mad Hatter with me to defeat you.

Derrick: Oh come on, not you again. How many times does my friends or my brother kick you out of my restaurant?

March Hare: There is no time to ask questions. You guys win no battle while I will hit you with my mallet.

Derrick: Hit me?! Why you little rabbit punk. How dare you try to hit me with a mallet! Arrest the March Hare! That will teach you not to bonk me with a hammer!

March Hare: What are the charges?

Derrick: Troublemaker, hitting people with a hammer, disloyalty or lots of things. We will put you somewhere where you cannot escape. Away with him!

Mom: Take him away boys!

Tigger: Oh boy! Here they come!

Derrick: Quick! Let's all sing our welcome song from the Pied Piper of Hamelin movie! Hurry, they're coming!

(singing the welcome song)

Rabbit: Please, please. Such more people to welcome with. Isn't that right Grand Duke?

Grand Duke: Yes, yes. I love to be in here today. And now you have the key to offer us?

Derrick: Why yes Grand Duke. You and Rabbit can have the key. (Unroll the scroll) Welcome Grand Duke and Rabbit, our symbol to our victory and our…

Rabbit: Etc, etc, etc. My good friend we know all about your restaurant. And I do must say that you have Tigger with you?

Derrick: Rabbit, how did you know I have Tigger?

Rabbit: (chuckles) It always so.

Grand Duke: And now Derrick, what brought us here to this fine stage?

Derrick: The battle Grand Duke.

Grand Duke: Oh yes the battle. Get on with it Derrick, because I got another battle to take care of. A rooster named Chanticleer. (laughs) Chanticleer (laugh again).

Derrick: Well, it's not about Chanticleer. It's about Curly the skeleton. He is on the move right now, and he has left to script #9, which is next month. Besides, we wish that you and Rabbit have some dinner first.

Grand Duke: Um Dinner? no, but we do have the choking thirst.

Derrick: Mom, These two friends have a thirst! Bring out the root beer!

Mom: Lots of root beer, coming up.

All: (laughed)

Grand Duke: So Chanticleer can defeat me by the sun, and they me tiny! Ugh, Let's get down to business. What monsters are we going to fight today?

Fox: Um, Derrick. I think they meant the evil camera that we got.

Byron: What are you worry about fox?

Fox: I mean it. We can't have the camera in the wrong hands.

Byron: Oh right. I'll take a look.

Grand Duke: Now then. We must move on. A little less talk, a little more speed.

Derrick: Calm down. We don't want to know about the camera…

Grand Duke: A Camera! That's it! It has something to do with the evil pictures. That's it!

Byron: Um Derrick, The camera is Gone!

Derrick: WHAT?!

Sir Ector: Who Steal the Camera?!

Fox: Me and Byron found the evidence.

Derrick: what kind of evidence?

Fox: A woman's shoe.

Derrick: ELISA!

Pied Piper: She have betrayed you all.

Derrick: well at least, we have her shoe.

Byron: OH NO! Look at the time! We better get to Script #9 next month!

Derrick: Ok. Ladies and Gentlemen, we better move our butts over to Script #9 next month. So, we have The Grand Duke, The Pied Piper, Tigger, and Rabbit with us. So until then…

Rabbit: HEY COME ON, LET'S MOVE OUR BUTTS!

Derrick: Anyway, See yea later. Bye!