You're a Soul Reaper, Snoopy!

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Chapter 9: The Cursed Cockatiel

"So let me get this straight," one boy asked his friend. "You got a cockatoo that's cursed?"

"Yeah. It just to belong to this man living down by Shibuya, who got into some bad luck and died. Anyway, it seems to be taking a shine to Chad." the friend answered, looking over to his tan-skinned friend Chad Yasutora. Unknownst to them, the girder above them gave out, but it was Chad's brute intervention that prevented them from being pancaked.

"Chad! Are you alright?" one of the boys asked.

"Yeah..." Chad said in response, unflinchingly keeping focus without noticing the bleeding he had sustained. "I'm fine."

"Then why are you bleeding, bro?" the other boy asked.

"Thank you for saving me." a soft spoken voice chirped. As it turned out, it came from the cockatoo. "Hello there, my name is Yuichi Shibata. What's your name, mister?"

"No way, it talks too?" the first boy asked. "Cool!"

"My name... is Chad Yasutora."


Rukia was currently listening into Patty's take on what had occured the night before.

"I'm telling the truth! A Yakuza gang member busted in, and tried to shoot us! I got knocked out, but Tatsuki managed to take them out!"

"You're finally losing it, Patty. There's no way that could've happened!" one of her friends answered.

"Are you saying you doubt us?" Tatsuki threatened.

"You weren't kidding when you said you reformatted her memory of last night." Snoopigo said, looking to Rukia.

"It's a simple technique really; one of the first I learned while training as a Soul Reaper." Rukia replied, before pulling out a juice box. "That being said, can you tell me how I drink out of this box?"

"You have to poke a hole through it. You just need to use the sharp end of the straw to get it in." Snoopigo answered.

"Hey, did you guys hear about what happened earlier today? Chad seems to be running late, as always," one young teenage boy said as he approached the duo.

"Oh, you're one of Snoopy's friends, Mizurio, right?" Rukia asked, making sure she remembered who the different students Snoopigo hung out with were.

"Yep, that's me. We haven't been properly introduced before. I'm Mizurio, and my hobby is-"

"Picking up chicks. Watch out around him, Rukia; he looks young, but he thinks he's a real player," Snoopigo interrupted.

"Snoopigo, that's not cool! You're gonna cramp my image! Besides, you know older women are more of my league in catch."

One of Snoopigo's other classmates then came in, and took notice of Rukia.

"Whoa, no way! The new girl's sitting over here with you guys? How'd that happen?!"

"Snoopigo invited her over." Mizurio said. The teen then saluted cheerfully to Rukia.

"Hello there, madame! My name is Keigo Asano, and I personally welcome you to this garden of manliness!"

"...Hello?" Rukia said, just confusd at Keigo's reaction.

"HOORAY! LUNCH PARTY; RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!" Keigo cheered as though he was going to get lucky that night.

"Yeah, like a soup and sandwich lunch party." Mizurio snarked joshingly.

"Come off it, Mizurio! It's the thought that counts!" Keigo rebuked.

"I just wanna have a quiet lunch drink." Rukia said to herself with a sigh. However, unknownst to everyone else, Keigo bumped into a burly teenage young man.

"Oshima, not you again!" Keigo said in disbelief. "I thought you were still on suspension."

"This isn't your fight, Asano." Oshima said in a serious tone, before turning towards Snoopigo. "I see you're trying to copy my schtick again. Why did you dye the top part of your head fur to orange again?"

"First off, this is my natural hair color; and second, I have no intention of copying a wash-out like you. Now could you kindly leave us alone?"

"That's the last straw, you brooding puppy freak. Today, we'll see who's really thronger (stronger)!" the bully answered, pulling out some brass knuckles on his fists. "It's too late to apologize-" However, the bully then got flipped and thrown into the wall by someone, knocking him out.

"Thanks for that, Chad." Keigo said, turned back towards the person who saved the group, then realizing how beat up Chad looked. "Wait, Chad? What happened to you?"

"Did that guy just say "thronger"?" Mizurio thought to himself in disbelief. "That's just messed up."


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