Yay, my terrible excuse of a chapter. Enjoy if you can survive the suckiness.
The Random Brigade was busy with top secret business. And I mean TOP SECRET. So secret that they would never tell you anything about it EVER. You hear me? It's that secret.
"DIE STUPID MOLE!" Momo yelled while smacking a mole with her hammer. Yup, they were playing whack-a-mole. That's the most secret thing ever in the history of forever. But then when Kyo tried smacking one with a jackhammer. It didn't work well, for it exploded and sent them all to London, England. A light bulb appeared above Laguz's head.
"I HAZ THE IDEANESS FOR AN ANNOYANCE!"
"Stalk Tom?" ML asked.
"No. Better then stalking Tom. Girls, get ready to go to jail." They all cheered, having no clue what Laguz meant.
In a random jail cell, Clive was banging his head against a wall.
"I'm so bored," he said, "Why can't something crazy like four random Eddsworld obsessed girls getting arrested then smuggling in explosives to bust out of here happen?" All of a sudden, the jail guard came over with four girls that happened to be the Random Brigade and threw them in the jail cell.
"You've got some new cell mates," the guard said, "They were arrested for stealing Eddsworld merchandise." The guard left. Laguz saw Clive and her face turned into an =D. ML stabbed Laguz with Tom's hair for using an emoticon with the equal sign. Laguz glomped Clive.
"HAI CLIVE," she screamed, "I'm Laguz! We're gonna take over the world! Can I take your robot you used to try to destroy London for a joyride? Please please please pleeeeeaaaaaaaase?" Clive was confused.
"What?"
"Hey Clive, we're breaking you out of jail!" Kyo announced, getting some explosives out of her pockets. Clive was convinced he was a psychic. That, or life was a huge coincidence. More likely the first thing, though. Kyo threw the explosives at the wall and the wall blew up.
"KYO, THAT WAS THE 4TH WALL!" ML yelled.
"Crap…" They all teleported out of there and soda shop across the road.
"….How did we not die?"
"I don't know…"
"OMG LOOK IT'S EDD! :D" Laguz ditched them all and glomped Edd. "HAI EDD! I'M LAGUZ, YOUR FUTURE WIFE!"
"HEY EDD, WHERE'S TOM?" ML asked when she caught up to Laguz.
"TELL ME WHERE MATT IS NOWWWWWWW." Momo demanded. Kyo cried because she doesn't get an Eddsworld guy, and Clive left. "O_O Wut?" Edd questioned, freaked out.
"Silly Edd, don't you know you and Laggy are meant to be?" ML said.
"Yeah, what she said!" Laguz agreed, "Now lead us to Tom, Tord, and Matt cause they belong with ML, Kyo and LoLaM!"
"BUT I HATE TORD!"
"SHADDUP KYO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!"
"I don't know if I should lead you to them," Edd said, "I don't really want you around my house…"
"Do you want us to replace all your coke with diet coke?" Momo threatened.
"Right this way, ladies."
They all got to Edd's house, Laguz still hugging Edd.
"Alright, here we are." ML and Momo ran in as quick as they could and Laguz forcibly dragged Kyo in because Laguz supports TordxKyo even though it'll never happen. When they got inside, Momo glomped Matt, ML glomped Tom, and Laguz continued to hug Edd.
"Tomtomtomtomtomtomtom"
"Mattmattmattmattmattmattmatt"
"Eddeddeddeddeddeddeddedd"
"Oh crap, you guys are back?" Matt said.
"Yes we are," Laguz said, "And this time, I brought more handcuffs!" Laguz then cuffed herself to Edd, ML to Tom, Momo to Matt, and Kyo to Tord. Kyo complained about being stuck to Tord, but no one cared. Except Tord, but he was busy trying to fix the problem by shooting the handcuffs off. Silly Tord.
"I HATE YOU ALL!" Tom yelled.
"NOT TRUE," Laguz said, "We all know you love ML!" Tom groaned.
"OMG I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE RULE THE WORLD AND CHANGE THE LEGAL MARRAGE AGE SO WE CAN ALL GET MARRIED! YAAAAAAAY!" Momo cheered.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA MARRY TORD!" Kyo complained.
"OK, WE'LL ALL GET MARRIED EXCEPT KYO AND TORD."
"Good… Can I marry Meta Knight then?" Kyo asked.
"Sure."
"…So now what?"
A few hours later, the government had been overthrown by The Random Brigade, and the legal marriage age was changed to 10 and The Random Brigade was in a wedding chapel with the Eddsworld guys minus Tord and Meta Knight.
"…SOMEONE KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Tom complained.
"NO. BAD TOM." Laguz smacked him with a newspaper then skipped over to Edd. "Yaaaaaaaaay, I always knew you loved me." She began purring and rubbed her head on Edd.
"I don't, I was forced into this."
"WAAAAAA, I WANTED TO MARRY MYSELF, NOT MOMO," Matt cried.
"YOU CAN BE A POLYGAMIST AND MARRY BOTH ME AND YOURSELF!" Momo exclaimed.
"Oh. OK! :D"
"YAY FOR METY!" Kyo said. But since she didn't choose to marry an Eddsworld guy, the world exploded.
"YAAAAAAAY, THE RAPTURE IS HERE!" ML yelled as everyone floated in space.
And that's the end of my fail chapter. Go home now or I'll stab you with a brick.
