A/N: fact: I have an OC named Yuka from twins time

Fact: Yuka's honest - brutally honest most of the time

Fun fact: Yuka was originally going to be a total lolicon - and then I decided nah, I'd make her a badass with an attitude and twisted backstory.

Another fun fact: this survived. And it's a total crack beginning. Originally, through PM Quilla and I just did this for fun, writing back and forth about how they'd join the classroom xD this is only a snippet of the madness though :p the rest is kind of... spoilers.

So She's a Lolicon

Karasuma walked into the classroom one morning, two identical looking girls following him in. They were both these quiet blonde beauties, one had glasses and was writing in a notebook, the other was wearing headphones and humming a catchy tune. Gesturing to the two girls, Karasuma introduced them.

"Class meet-"

"Oh my god!"

Interruption.

The blonde with headphones in was in front of Nagisa's desk, blue eyes wide.

The boy's eyes met hers, and he leaned back in his seat, uncomfortable with her stair. He gave an awkward laugh. "Um, hello?"

"It's you."

She whispered.

A light pink blush came to the girls' cheeks and she turned about to face her sister, and pointed at the bluenette, excitedly jumping up and down. "The-the-the- Aya-chan! It's! Oh my god, so cute!"

'Aya-chan' nodded, flipping through pages of her notebook before holding it up for the class to see: there was a hand-drawn picture of a boy with blue hair and a cute round face.

"Ahaha," Nagisa could feel sweat pouring down his face. Who was this girl?

"AH!" the girl yelled, and suddenly she was beside Hinano, holding the girl's hands in her own she smiled sweetly. "You're cute too! Wow, I didn't think I'd get this lucky!"

"Yuka." Aya-chan glared at the girl and dragged her away from the weirded out Hinano. "We're here on a mission. You're not allowed to harass the ... 'lolis'." When she said that word she cringed.

"But-but, Lolis are life!" Yuka protested, nonetheless being dragged to her designated seat in the back.

Karasuma sighed. He had heard that these girls were weird. He had to wonder just what made them qualified to help aid in this mission.

The entire class might have wondered that too. Only, they were all stuck on the one thought: this Yuka girl was a lolicon.