Sorry, I wrote this, like, a week ago, but I haven't had time to actually type it yet. #9 is based on my Monday, except I didn't get detentions. I really hate RNA.
Heh heh, I wrote this during science. If anybody here likes protein synthesis, don't get mad at me, ok?
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and I have nothing against Herbal Essences shampoo, or any of its beauty care stuff.
DEDICATED TO: lolololol, who wanted me to do Draco Malfoy. Well, here he is:
Ten Things About…
Chapter 9
Draco Malfoy
1.) I just figured out that there's a person named lolololol who wants to know 10 things about me! Isn't that odd?
2.) When I first saw the Hogwarts motto, I thought it said "Never tickle a sleeping Draco". Then I realized it meant dragon. But it should be Draco! If you try to wake me up, ooh, I'll torch you with my flame thrower! My INVISIBLE flame thrower with INVISIBLE flames! Oh, my mother could tell you stories!
3.) Potter thinks my hair is oily, like Professor Snape's. But that doesn't make any sense! I wash and condition my hair every day! Maybe I should stop using Herbal Essences.
4.) I love sucking up to Professor Snape. It's so…satisfying.
5.) One time I eavesdropped on my parents and I heard my mother say, "Oh, Lucius, you're so…luscious." Shortly afterwards, I threw up.
6.) Green and silver are my favorite colors! Go Slytherin! Woot woot!
7.) When the dementors came on the train in third year, I wet my pants! Oh, the agony! Blaise was eyeing me rather oddly; I think he saw!
8.) I know for a fact that my father did not take my shampoo suggestion. I told him to use my Herbal Essences hair care stuff, but he didn't listen! He washes his hair only ONCE A WEEK using a BAR OF SOAP! I'm ashamed to call him my father!
9.) My father made me go to a Muggle school for a year so I would know how terrible they were. Boy, did I learn! I got 3 detentions in 1 day! Just because I didn't pay attention when the stupid science teacher was droning about RNA and protein synthesis, I accidentally fell asleep when we were supposed to be working on a math project, and I groaned out loud when our tech teacher said that we had 5 days to earn 200 points playing these IMPOSSIBLE educational games! GRR!
10.) What I like about Professor Snape is that when he corrects you essays, he TELLS YOU WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT THEM, which is kind of like REVIEWING so you KNOW what he LIKES about them, unlike the STUPID teachers who just READ THEM and don't put any little NOTES on them, they just put the GRADE, which is kind of like SUBSCRIBING WITHOUT REVIEWING!!
Again number 9 is completely real, except for the detentions. On the tech assignment, I got a B minus, which lowered my grade to a B. My only B the whole grading session! It just goes to show, my tech teacher hates me.
Note to Donna: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for all the WONDERFUL reviews! Especially the one for the stupid rain! And your sister's lucky that she has a straightener. I have to use a blow dryer and a brush. (it's a pain in the neck).
If you've liked this fic so far, then you'll like the rest of my fics too. In the course of this, I've used all the tones that I use in my other fics.
Here they are:
The Year of Ultimate Chaos: Funny and random
Potterwatch!: FUNNY!
What is the World Coming To?: Sad
A D I S T A N T S E L F: Sad, but Donna thinks a part of it's funny.
The Stupid Rain: Hard to say, but thank God it doesn't ramble.
Bill and Charlie: Brothers Forever: Please read this one, I just updated, it's cute, and PLEASE read it!
Again, if you liked this fic, you'll like all the stories above.
ONE LAST THING! I've heard from a bunch of people that the Madam Hooch chapter is out of character. It's supposed to be! Ok.
Now, if you want to make Draco happy, go and REVIEW!
