{One Shot} Dance Off?! Really? {Chris Jericho}

"So I had the brilliant idea to have the Christmas party at Frankie's Fun Park this year." Vince said into the mic, standing on the platform in front of Frankie's fun park.

"No shit Sherlock." I mutter to my best friend Chris.

"Erica shut up." he mutters.

"Irvine! James! Is there something you would like to share with everyone?"

"Well sir Erica here was just talking to me sir" Chris says. I glare at him and walk off towards Matt Hardy.

"Fozzy's being an ass." I say.

"Duh." Matt replies.

"You hitting the batting range when you get in?" Jeff asks

"Yeah. Duh where else would I be?"

"Don't know." He laughs.

"Care to join me?" I ask. Jeff looks at me.

"Well duh!" he says.

"Let's go you two, Jeeze!" Matt yells. Jeff and I run after him. Once in I pull Jeff to the batting range and begin hitting balls.

"Your pretty good, Erica." John Cena, who had been watching for the past ten minutes, says.

"If anyone knows how to play with balls its Erica." Randy chimes in; I swing the bat in his direction.

"Watch it girl!" he says. Jumping back. Suddenly Cody Rhodes was running over to us.

"Eri *gasp* Erica *Gasp* Chris told me to *wheeze* give this to you." He finally spits out.

"Cody, do me a favor and lay off the Ding-Dongs for a while." I say smirking and shutting the machine off.

"Fuck you." He simple states, handing me the note that he had in his hand

"Only in your dreams love." I say reading it.

Go to the rock climb, go to the top and find the next one.

"You have got to be kidding me." I say rolling my eyes. "I could be freshening up my batting average but I have to a stupid scavenger hunt."

I make my way to the rock climb and meet Matt and Evan.

"Hey guys." I say.

"Hey uh. Rhodes just put something up there for you." Matt informs me.

"I know." I growl. "Stupid Irvine put him up to it."

Matt helps me suit up and I start climbing up the wall, finally reaching the top. I grab the note which was taped to the top.

Now look to the left, you see the track, go there and tell the red head I sent you.

"I swear I'm going to kick his ass." I say as I jump down. I stomp to the go-karts and look for a red head; well the only red head I saw was Maria with Phil.

"Ria?" I say. She turns and grins. She had a piece of paper in her hands.

"Do I really have to say it?" I moan. She grins as Phil looks at me confused.

"Chris sent me." I mutter.

"That's not what you're supposed to say."

"Huh? Then what in the hell am I suppose to tell you?" I exclaim.

"I can't tell you."

"Tell Phil and he can tell me." I say, Maria whispers in his ear and he stares at me.

"There is no way in hell that I'm saying that not even whispering it." Phil exclaims.

"please." I beg him. He shakes his had 'no'. Melina walks over.

"Hey guys what's up?"

"Oh oh tell her and she'll tell me!" I say. Maria whispers it in Melina ear and Lina laughs and walks over.

"You're supposed to say that, 'Chris, who is the sexiest sex god in the WWE sent you as his sex slave'."

"You have got. To. Be. Shitting me." I say to Maria she shakes her head no. "Just give me the damn note."

"No you have to say it. And he said that if you tried to walk away that me and Phil were suppose to tie you up and drag you off somewhere."

"Oh god fine!" I say loudly then barely over a whisper I said, "Chris, who is the sexiest sex god in the WWE sent me as his sex slave"

"Good enough." Maria says handing me the paper.

Go to the mini golf play golf with the two special guest and they'll give you the next one.

"Why me?" I yell! I make my way over to the mini golf course the Miz and John Morrison were standing there.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me." I state as Morrison gives me a golf club.

"nope." Miz says pulling me to the green. "You can go first."

I bend over and put the ball on the tee and a hand brushes my ass I spin around hitting my ball in the process it goes whole 2 inches and stops.

"That's one." Miz says happily.

"Not fair one of you touched my ass, in hopes that would happen."

"Can't prove it Erica." John Morrison smiles and takes his turn.

17 very long holes later we reach the front again.

"YES! NOT GIVE ME THE DAMN NOTE!" I yell. John hands it to me and I open it.

Go to the laser tag and the next one is in the red reload zone!

I run to the laser tag happy to get away from the sexual harassment panda people (a.k.a Miz-Morrison).

I get in line and enter the laser tag zone. I pick Anakin Skywalker and walk in. I search for the red reload zone and bump into something/something.

"Oh I'm-HOLY SHIT!"

"Erica Calm down, it's just Mark." The thing says. He comes to the light and sure enough its mark a.k.a the undertaker.

"Dude you're the undertaker you can't just 'surprise' someone like that."

"sorry." He says.

"Hey can you show me where the red reload zone is?"

"yeah." he says walking off. I follow him and soon enough we get to it in just enough time to see edge run off with my note. I take off after him and tackle him outside the laser tag door.

"Erica! Get off!" Adam whines.

"GIVE ME MY NOTE!"

"No I found it it's mine!" he exclaims. I rub his face into the floor.

"Give it to me now."

"If I do, do you promise to stop taking my starbursts every time I buy some." He says

I cross my fingers.

"Yeah sure Adam! Give me." I say, he hands me it and I show him my crossed fingers.

"HA STUPID!"

"Damn it!" he exclaims walking off pouting. I open the note up and started reading it.

Go to the dance game!

"What the hell?" I whisper walking to the dance game that was in the middle of Frankie's.

"So I take it Rhodes actually did what I told him to do?" Chris says.

"Yeah he did and you really need to stop being mean to him."

"Yeah right like that's ever going to happen."

"So what's with all the notes, Irvine?"

"I wanted to tell you something." He says inching close to my face

"Yeah?" inching closer to his.

"I want to…………" our lips almost touching. "CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF!"

I stare at him in shock.

"What you didn't think I was honestly going to kiss you did you?"

"No!" I snap, "but why didn't you just come ask me yourself why all this?"

"Because now you're all frustrated and I'll win."

"We'll see."

"I win you have to be my sex slave. You win you'll get that kiss you wanted."

"I didn't want that kiss!" I say blushing. Chris smiling.

"Whatever!" he says smiling, "now get on!"

He picks Just dance By Lady GaGa and I Won

"Hey no fair best two out of three!" he whines

"Sorry. And you can keep that kiss." I say walking back to the batting range.

"No you're going to get that kiss now slow down!" Chris yells I take off running.