A/N: You know the drill R&R!


Chapter 10: Bings and Booms

Roy went to Headquarters to report the escape. It took him quite awhile to explain what happened so by the time he finished it was about two or three in the morning. Mustang decided just to sleep in his office instead of going home. Everyone else left for home, except for Edward and Alphonse who went back to their military housing. The next day past quickly for the entire group, except Mustang who's day dragged on and seemed even longer because of boring daily activities and lack of sleep. At the end of the day, Mustang got home, unlocked the door, flicked on the light and looked like this: o.O.

He walked over to the phone in his bedroom and called Riza.

"Yes, sir," Riza said when she realized it was Roy.

"Riza, there are cat paw prints all over my walls," Roy said flatly.

"That's weird sir, I always thought you were more of a dog person," Riza said in an astounded voice.

"No, not my wallpaper… oh and my furniture is stuck to the ceiling," Roy said in a very frustrated manner.

"I'm sorry sir but I'm not falling for the "my furniture is stuck to the ceiling" routine again," Riza said as she was about to just hang the phone up. (AGAIN?)

"No, Riza, I'm serious! Would you be so kind as to assist me in removing it?" Roy asked.

"Of course… /gun cocks/ I'll be right over," Riza said while quickly hanging up the phone.

Roy's face: 0.0'.


Riza got to Roy's house, and knocked on the door. Roy answered the door and let her in. Riza's face: o.O.

"That is what I said," Roy said sarcastically.

"I think I'm going to find a right-side-up phone and call for some assistance," Riza said while still in awe at the sight of the house.

"And I am going to sit in the only right-side-up chair left," Roy said as he and Riza left the room. (obvious much?) Roy sat down in a large (right side up), comfortable chair.

"Ahhhh…" he said with relief (he had not been home since the day before). /smoke started rising from the seat cushion / BOOM! flames shot from the cushion and launched Roy about five feet into the air.

"Hot cheeks! Hot cheeks! Hot cheeks!" Roy yelled as he ran around the room in circles, then he stopped abruptly "Shit."


Riza found a right-side-up phone and dialed the number, and put the phone to her ear. The phone made a quite yet getting louder dinging noise. She covered the microphone part of the phone with her other hand.

"Roy I think your phone needs to be repair---," she yelled into the other room. Then came a deafening BING! Roy ran into the room.

"Don't use the phone!" he yelled urgently.

"What? What do you mean: donut lose cologne?" Riza yelled at him.

"No, I said: Don't use the phone, but now it's a little late," Roy said louder than he usually would have.

"First of all how could a donut lose cologne? It would have to have cologne in the first place, and who's ever heard of a donut using cologne?" Riza said in a loud confused voice.

"That's not what I said," Roy tried to clarify.

"Will you stop fooling around, and please stop talking backwards." Riza said as though she was talking to a child, a def (sp?) child.

Roy thought for a moment how to communicate with her. 'I got it!' he thought as he said; "Butt you dew link I read?" (What Riza hears: what do you think I said?).

"Oh, bat snot but I read," Riza said oddly.

"Maybe I better get a pen and some paper," Roy said to no one in particular.

"Lady I wetter bet a den land gum shaper! That doesn't make sense!" Riza yelled.

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Michelle: .:laughs:. that was the best one yet!

Lyn: Don't yell or they'll here you! Riza is just in the other room...

Michelle: she wouldn't hear us if set off a bomb...

Lyn: whatever...

Michelle: Review! Please... I'll be really funny in the next chapter if you do!