A/N: Sorry for the really really late update! I'm starting to lose ideas and I need to make up a lot of updates for my other fanfics... I might not get up to date as you wanted, sorry.

FeZeTh13: hehe, Thanks. You're making Lu-chan blush. -pointing at the blushing apathetic blue-eyed teen-

Tachi Tsuki un: Lu-chan wanted to give you he-er his thanks. Lu-chan is just shy to tell you himself. Luka - No I'm not. Me - Stop lying, liar. Luka - You're the liar, author-san.

Pailrose: Ah thank you! Awww... I'll try, thanks for telling me. Even I didn't noticed Lu-chan is ooc.

UNICORNSPOORAINBOWS: Eh? It made you sleepy? Haha, sorry for making you sleepy! Did I make it boring? Or did Lu-chan's habit is affecting you?

lovekills: Haha, really? I agree though, Moms are scary when they're angry. hehe, sleepings a bliss.

bored411: haha, yeah. I kind of got his family's personality based from a certain anime.

The Amendable Snow Freak: Haha, I guess so. Thank you. I'll try my best.

jadez123: Hehe, I'll try to hurry up as I can. I just need to have some ideas.

Reebtoor: Thank you.

The Midnight Shadow Star: Sorry, for making you impatient. A few members had suspicion about her gender, but the whole club will know her secret when it's on the lobelia episode which I had planned. I atleast gave you some spoilers in that.

FEARFLUFFY: Thank you.

miramisa90212: thank you. I'll try my best.

awesomeness: Thank you. I'm trying as I can.

cursedpurpleraven: Eh? It made you feel guilty? I'm so sorry, for making you guilty! I didn't intentional want to make you like that!

Summary: Tsukiyomi, Luka is the oldest child of the Moon Light Industry President, but is often mistaken as the President instead. While he was roaming around to find a place to nap, he stumbles into the Host Club. He figures out that Haruhi is a girl with just a look! Now, he becomes a host, but he has a habit: He falls asleep anytime and anywhere. MorixOc

Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC nor the picture cover, they belong to their respective owners. I only own Tsukiyomi, Luka.


Grade Schooler Part I

"Hurry up, Lu-chan! It's almost time to start!" The small blonde bounced up and down, pushing his droopy-eyed friend into the changing room and left to his own changing room for his cousin to help him change.

The blue-eyed raven-head fumbled with his button-up shirt and slid out of it after succeeding to unbutton all of it. A light camisole was revealed before it disappeared underneath the Arabian clothing that the twins had prepared for him.

"Done..." He mumbled before stepping out of the changing room, zooming towards the doors until he bumped into something, tumbling back.

"Lu-chan, are you okay?" A bubbly voice cried out from above. Blue eyes blinked up at the suspect, recongizing them.

"Morinozuka-tan... Haninozuka-tan..." He mumbled, lifting up his arms up towards the tall senior who blinked.

"?"

"Carry me." He commanded monotonessly with an apathetic expression. Quirking an eyebrow, the tall senior took the blue-eyed senior in his arms in bridal style. The blue-eyed teen fell asleep during the process, so that's why he wanted the tall senior to carry him...

He set the two seniors down on the floor for the welcoming pose that the others had set up.


The doors creaked open as the bright light blinded the customer.

"Welcome." They all greeted in sync.

Everyone was in their pose for their welcoming until they blinked, seeing it was just a male child. They all deadpanned.

"Oh, it's just a kid." One of the twins deadpanned.

"And a boy no less." The other said.

"Can I go to sleep now?" A whine sneaked out of the blue-eyed senior's throat, tired of standing with Mori and Haruhi.

"Hn." The tall senior granted permission.

He slid down to lean on the short blonde, his eyes fluttering close. The short blonde turned to his friend, patting him on the head.

"Go to sleep, Lu-chan! Have a good dream!" He exclaimed, suddenly sticking his pink bunny into the sleeping teen's arms.

"What's wrong little lost boy? Did you need something from our palace?" Tamaki smiled warmly.

"Y-You're this place's king?" The boy asked, standing up from his position.

Suddenly, blue eyes snapped open as the now awaken teen turned his head to the boy with a bit of horror in his eyes.

'Did he...?'

The tall blonde teen's eyes widen before he closed them, letting the beautiful words sinking into his brain.

"Am I wrong?" The boy asked.

"Yes... Yes you are." Luka appeared beside the boy, startling him. Luka placed a hand on the little one's shoulder, giving him an apathetic deadpan expression.

"Don't inflate his ego." Luka warned, earning a confused look. Tamaki deflated for a moment, crocodile tears flowing down his cheeks.

"Tsuki-senpai, you're so mean!" He whined before his face return to its neutral expression.

"You, little boy. What did you call me?" Tamaki turned to the small brunette boy with expectation, wanting to hear the title once again. Was he hallucinating? The boy pulled away from the senior's grasp, walking forward the blonde teen.

"King." The boy repeated before Tamaki stood up, sparkles appearing around his form.

"Ohh! King! Yes, indeed! I am the king of this host club!" Tamaki's eyes sparkled, spinning around in joy.

"See what you did... Now, Tamaki-chi will keep me awake with his dramatic scenes." Luka grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest.

"I'm Takaoji, Shiro. Elementary 5th year, Class A!" The boy, Shiro introduced himself with a stiff figure.

"I hereby petition the Host Club King to take me on as an apprentice!" Shiro declared, pointing at the said blonde.

"..." All the club members with the exception of the 'King', stared at the boy in surprise.

"Ohh..." Tamaki gasp, pink tinting his features with flattery as he placed his hands on each cheek.


"Tamaki-kun, you idiot!" A feminine voice broke the sleeping senior out of his nap. He groggily sat up, his eyes squinted to adjust the lighting. At this hour, he didn't have any customers so he could have a nap without a care in the world.

"... What happened?" He turned his head to the object of the voice and saw the boss of the club was reaching out his arm towards the doors. Blue eyes turned to the doors which was currently closed shut.

"Wait, my mermaid princess!" Tamaki cried out after her.

"..." The blue-eyed senior deadpanned. What the hell is going on here?!

"Don't cry, you crybaby." The elementary student remarked.

The tall blonde let his arm fall back to his side, his body shaking in anger. He turned his head back to the nonchalant child, his teeth gritted.

Then, the twins appeared with their arms wrapped around their shoulders as they stifled their laughter.

"That's an adorable little apprentice you have there." Hikari laughed.

"Hikaru, do you wish to have a brother like him" Kaoru started their act, feigning sadness as he bit his lip. The other twin stopped his laughter, turning his attention to his brother before they posed in their brotherly love. Hikaru had hold his twin in his embrace, flowers appearing behind their brotherly pose.

"Silly... I could search the whole world, and not find a better brother than you, Kaoru." Hikaru said.

"Oh, Hikaru..." Kaoru flushed.

"Forbidden Brotherly Love!" The fangirls squealed, hearts flying around their forms.

"Y-You're homos! And what's worse is that you're twins, so that's kinken youkan ( Bean paste )" Shiro gasped in shock and horror, his hand gripping on the edge of the table.

Suddenly, a blue-eyed teen appeared beside the elementary student and leaned his chin on the boy's shoulder. His droopy eyes staring out in the air, dozing off.

"I think you mean to say is kinshin soukan (incest )." Luka yawned, surprising the child. The child screamed, jumping away from the blue-eyed teen. The blue-eyed teen fell onto the ground, ungracefully. Shocked, the boy walked over to the unmoving blue-eyed senior and poked him, to see if he was alright.

A snore ripped out of the blue-eyed teen's lips as he was turned over to his back, asleep.

"What the heck?! Does he have some problems or something?!"

"Shiro-chan!" A body collided onto the boy's back causing him to almost fall over the lying body. Meanwhile, a tall senior walked over to the lying body and scooped him up under his arm.

"Want to have some cake with me? We have chocolate and strawberry. Lu-chan can have some too after he wakes up from his nap time..." Hunny trailed off before he was pushed by his cheek, flying off of the boy's back.

"Back off!" The boy shouted, a bit skeptical.

"What grade are you in anyways?! What are you doing, wearing a high school uniform?" Shiro interrogerated while the said senior stared in shock, tears gathering at the end of his eyes.

"What's wrong, Mitsukuni?" A tall figure loomed over the small schoolers causing the two look back. One gawked in shock and the other hurt. He was carrying a unmoving body underneath his arm.

"No fair! You can't go having older friends like that!" Shiro shouted, startling the short blonde before he jumped onto his cousin and wrapped his arms around his neck, crying. The elementary student took a few steps back, watching the seniors warily until he bumped into something.

The brunette crossdresser gasp, trying to balance the tea set. She noticed the expression the boy was holding and bend down to his height.

"What's the matter?" She asked before the boy turned his attention to her.

"You're surprised at how everyone here is so unusual? I was also unable get to grasp the atomsphere around here at first, which threw me out of the loop." Haruhi smiled.

He stared at her, observing her face.

"Are you a queer?" He asked, frankly.

"Huh?" The twins and Tamaki stopped their tracks, snapping their head to the pair.

Luka snapped open his eyes and dragged himself towards the pair. A yawn emitted from his mouth.

"Lu-chan, where are you going?"

"Helping Haruhi-chi..." Was his reply before he stood in between the pair.

"Shika-chi..."

"It's Shiro." A vein popped out of his temple.

"Anyways... the truth is..." The blue-eyed teen was cutted off, hands smacked over his mouth.

"Haruhi is very manly!" The twins exclaimed, their hands patting the brunette's hair while they covered the blue-eyed teen's mouth. They scowled down to the blue-eyed teen.

"What are you doing, revealing her secret?" Hikaru hissed before the blue-eyed teen ripped their hands away from his mouth. The blue-eyed teen ignored the fuming twins and boss, focusing his gaze on the small kid.

"Shiro-chi... Haruhi-chi is a girly boy because he's homosexual." Luka said, staring blankly down at the shocked elementary student and the four teens around them.

"!" The elementary student jumped back away from the crossdresser.

"It's okay... He doesn't go after little boys." Luka reassured, monotonessly and yawned into his cupped hand.

"Tsuki-senpai, what are you saying...?" Haruhi sweatdropped.

"H-Hey, hurry up and teach me how to make a woman happy!" Shiro demanded, turning his attention to the tall blonde though he took a few steps away from Haruhi's direction. The tall blonde grumbled to himself, his teeth gritting together and eyebrow twitching.

"Put him in isolation!" Tamaki commanded, pointing at the elementary student.

"Yes, sir!" The twins saluted before a large cage dropped over the elementary student.

"Hey! How come I've got cell bars dropping down on me?!" Shiro shouted.

"Yeah, really why? This is supposed to be a music room, right?" Haruhi sweatdropped.

"That doesn't look like a good place to sleep in..." Luka noted to himself, earning a sweatdrop from the brunette beside him.

"Come on, let me out! Is this the way to treat your dear apprentice?!" Shiro yelled, kicking the bars violently.

"Oi... You're too loud..." The blue-eyed senior commented, nonchalantly. His head was leaning onto his folded arms that were on the table. When did he get there? He dropped his head back into his folded arms. Tamaki was sitting across him, drinking his tea elegantly.

"You stay in there until you learn your lesson. I took you in as my apprentice because you were serious about wanting to be a host, but maybe my expectations were wrong." Tamaki stated, calmly.

"I am serious. Seriously serious." Shiro declared.

"I want to become a host now! I don't have any time! Show me how!" The elementary student kneeled over, his grip on the bars and his head down. Desperation evident in his voice.

"You like girls, too... You like seeing girls with happy faces, so that's why you're a host, right?" Shiro continued.

Tamaki took a sip on his tea and glanced out of the corner of his eye at the apprentice.

"You're a genius aren't you, king?!" Shiro exclaimed.

The tall blonde frozed, the praise words hitting his mind as it processes it. His violet eyes widen in surprise and a tint of pink dusted his features.

"Well, you may be sassy, but your will to become host does atleast seem genuine." Tamaki announced, folding his arms over his chest as he stood up straight.

"Moreover, you are a lot like me in some ways." Tamaki bloomed.

"... I don't see it." Luka remarked, leaning his head against his palm. He tried really hard to wake up, wanting to be part of the game also. Though he sees that Shika kid and his boss doesn't seem at all alike! They're like polar opposites.


A/N: Will be continued... Also I apologize for my horrible grammer and spelling. My english grammer is slowly dissolving. And if I got any OOC, I apologize for that also.