'Sup it's Father's Day so I'm posting this bonus chapter for today. One thing about the bonus chapters is just about a gigantic disclaimer. So you get to see us mess with the characters! Only not in bold.
Percy: AHHHHH! Leo, it's Father's Day and I forgot!
Leo: It's Father's Day? AHHHHHHHHH!
Nico: What's all the yelling about?
Leo & Percy: We forgot Father's Day!
Nico: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Thalia: It's Father's Day?
KT: What's the big deal?
Thalia: Our dad's our gods they will literally kill us if we can't please them!
KT: We have a problem.
Percy I'll get Annabeth to help!
Annabeth: No.
Percy: Please?
Piper: We already survived Mother's Day.
Katie: Yah, so see ya.
Percy: Where are you going?
Ele: They're coming with us to a peaceful island just in case you idiots and Leo accidently make the gods mad enough to, you know, blow the camp up.
Nico: Thanks girls.
Messy: You're welcome!
K9: …
(They leave on Black Jack)
Percy: Black Jack? No! Don't leave us!
Nico: This is bad, very bad.
Percy: Meet back in my cabin in one hour with the others hopefully we'll come up with something.
(One hour later)
Percy: I found an empty water bottle.
Thalia; I got a battery!
Leo: I've got nothing.
Nico: I got a dead bug.
Eddie: Dead rat.
Jason: I got a fan, though it doesn't have a battery.
Fabian: I wrote a song.
Alfie: We got him something special.
Jason: Oh, boy.
Clarisse: Why do I have to be here unlike you idiots I've been planning for weeks.
Patricia: Well not all of us are trying to be their dad's little pets.
Clarisse: What was that!
Patricia: Hard at hearing?
Clarisse: Why you little…
Leo: Five bucks on Trixie!
Percy: Ten on Clarisse!
Jason: No fighting let's worry about this later, you know after we deal with the impending doom.
Clarisse: So tell us what you got him then!
Patrice: I didn't get him anything it's not worth it, the dude missed out on most of my life so why should I?
Percy: She's so dead.
Nico: We're doomed!
(One more hour later)
Leo: They're here!
Poseidon: Where's my son and Hade's children.
KT: They're just helping us with our present.
Zeus: So what did you get me?
Thalia: It should be arriving now.
(Elsewhere)
Percy: Why did Thalia and KT put us in a sack and drop us off in a plane?!
Eddie: What's so bad?
Nico: When ever a child of the big three goes into a different territory then their parents the other god is allowed to attack them, so since were in Zeus's territory, the sky…
Eddie: …he get's to kill us?
Percy: Pretty much.
Everyone: Nice knowing you guys!
(Back at camp)
Zeus: Someone's in my territory (Zaps the plane down), thanks girls. (Turns into Jupiter)
KT: I feel so bad.
Thalia: You get used to it.
(Somewhere on a random deserted island)
Ele: Was that a thunderstorm?
Messy: Oh, no.
Joy: This doesn't look good. More lemonade?
Katie: Sure thanks.
K9: …
Mara: Does she ever talk?
K9: …
Ele: Sometimes.
(Back at camp)
Jason: Here's a fan.
Jupiter: It has no battery.
Thalia: Her you go (Hand him a battery).
Jupiter: You're two steps ahead of your brother; I like that. (Poofs off)
Poseidon: Son are you ok?
Percy: Yah we landed in a puddle.
Poseidon: You don't have to get me anything as long as you kept Nina safe, she's safe right?
Percy: About that, I've been meaning to tell you I kind of lost her.
Poseidon: What?
Percy: Um, bye.
(Percy runs off)
Poseidon: (Poofs off)
(Hades arrives in white short shorts and a hot pink tank top)
Nico: My eyes!
Eddie: (While covering his brother's eyes) It's ok.
Hades: It was Persephone's idea (Poofs away)
Eddie: We lived!
Nico: The horror!
Hermes: So what did you guys get me?
Jerome on behalf of the whole Hermes cabin I give you this…
Alfie: (Hands him a pie, a jack-in-a-box thing pops out and explodes)
Hermes: (With pie on his face) Every year with the Hermes cabin…(Poofs off)
Hephaestus: So what did you get me, huh?
Leo: I um… (Behind him he takes some metal and lights his hand on fire making a mold of his hand like little kids do for their parents) here (Hand him the hand print).
Hephaestus: This is perfect son, I've been looking for a mold for a robot, though this is a bit small and dainty but it will do. Where'd you get someone with such tiny hands?
Lee: (Hiding his tiny hands) Thanks dad and I forgot.
Hephaestus: That's fine son (Poofs off)
Apollo: Son what have you made, please be a haiku.
Fabian: This is a song I wrote with Alfie about our House Guardian Victor and our House Mother Trudy. (Grabs his guitar) One, two three:
"Your eyes are like the stars
All beautiful and twinkly
You face is pure
Though his in kind of wrinkly"
Apollo: Beautiful I love it!
Everyone but the Apollo cabin: You do?
Apollo: See you (Poofs away)
(At the House of Anubis)
Victor: (Looks at a note on his desk)
Thanks for the inspiration for my son's song
XOXO – Apollo.
What does XOXO mean?
(Back at camp)
Ares: So what did you get me?
Clarisse: I got the very first weapons, rock, very sharp ones too.
Ares: Very nice I will use this in the next war, which I will start in the next five minutes. That's hard to top, Patricia, what did you get me?
Patricia: Nothing, deal with it.
Everyone: (Hiding in fear or holding one anther)
Ares: What?
Patricia: I said nothing; deal with it is everyone so hard at hearing?
Ares: Disobediences? Backbone? Stubbornness? I love it you're my new favorite.
Clarisse: What?!
Ares: Who are you again? Bye! (Disappears)
Clarisse: (Curled in a ball) He doesn't remember me? I'm not his favorite? It's so cold.
Patricia: She's a drama queen.
Pluto: Hazel you're diamond is wonderful.
Mars: Frank I love spear you made.
Clarisse Seriously?
(Elsewhere on the island)
Annabeth: I hope Percy's ok.
Piper: Or Jason.
Willow: Or Alfie.
Ele: Or Leo.
Joy & Katie: …
Mara: You guys sound like her (Pointing to K9)
K9: … Happy Father's Day! Thanks for reading!
Thanks for reading! Also thanks to Ele who wrote most of this I just edited and typed it.
