'Sup it's Father's Day so I'm posting this bonus chapter for today. One thing about the bonus chapters is just about a gigantic disclaimer. So you get to see us mess with the characters! Only not in bold.


Percy: AHHHHH! Leo, it's Father's Day and I forgot!

Leo: It's Father's Day? AHHHHHHHHH!

Nico: What's all the yelling about?

Leo & Percy: We forgot Father's Day!

Nico: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Thalia: It's Father's Day?

KT: What's the big deal?

Thalia: Our dad's our gods they will literally kill us if we can't please them!

KT: We have a problem.

Percy I'll get Annabeth to help!

Annabeth: No.

Percy: Please?

Piper: We already survived Mother's Day.

Katie: Yah, so see ya.

Percy: Where are you going?

Ele: They're coming with us to a peaceful island just in case you idiots and Leo accidently make the gods mad enough to, you know, blow the camp up.

Nico: Thanks girls.

Messy: You're welcome!

K9: …

(They leave on Black Jack)

Percy: Black Jack? No! Don't leave us!

Nico: This is bad, very bad.

Percy: Meet back in my cabin in one hour with the others hopefully we'll come up with something.

(One hour later)

Percy: I found an empty water bottle.

Thalia; I got a battery!

Leo: I've got nothing.

Nico: I got a dead bug.

Eddie: Dead rat.

Jason: I got a fan, though it doesn't have a battery.

Fabian: I wrote a song.

Alfie: We got him something special.

Jason: Oh, boy.

Clarisse: Why do I have to be here unlike you idiots I've been planning for weeks.

Patricia: Well not all of us are trying to be their dad's little pets.

Clarisse: What was that!

Patricia: Hard at hearing?

Clarisse: Why you little…

Leo: Five bucks on Trixie!

Percy: Ten on Clarisse!

Jason: No fighting let's worry about this later, you know after we deal with the impending doom.

Clarisse: So tell us what you got him then!

Patrice: I didn't get him anything it's not worth it, the dude missed out on most of my life so why should I?

Percy: She's so dead.

Nico: We're doomed!

(One more hour later)

Leo: They're here!

Poseidon: Where's my son and Hade's children.

KT: They're just helping us with our present.

Zeus: So what did you get me?

Thalia: It should be arriving now.

(Elsewhere)

Percy: Why did Thalia and KT put us in a sack and drop us off in a plane?!

Eddie: What's so bad?

Nico: When ever a child of the big three goes into a different territory then their parents the other god is allowed to attack them, so since were in Zeus's territory, the sky…

Eddie: …he get's to kill us?

Percy: Pretty much.

Everyone: Nice knowing you guys!

(Back at camp)

Zeus: Someone's in my territory (Zaps the plane down), thanks girls. (Turns into Jupiter)

KT: I feel so bad.

Thalia: You get used to it.

(Somewhere on a random deserted island)

Ele: Was that a thunderstorm?

Messy: Oh, no.

Joy: This doesn't look good. More lemonade?

Katie: Sure thanks.

K9: …

Mara: Does she ever talk?

K9: …

Ele: Sometimes.

(Back at camp)

Jason: Here's a fan.

Jupiter: It has no battery.

Thalia: Her you go (Hand him a battery).

Jupiter: You're two steps ahead of your brother; I like that. (Poofs off)

Poseidon: Son are you ok?

Percy: Yah we landed in a puddle.

Poseidon: You don't have to get me anything as long as you kept Nina safe, she's safe right?

Percy: About that, I've been meaning to tell you I kind of lost her.

Poseidon: What?

Percy: Um, bye.

(Percy runs off)

Poseidon: (Poofs off)

(Hades arrives in white short shorts and a hot pink tank top)

Nico: My eyes!

Eddie: (While covering his brother's eyes) It's ok.

Hades: It was Persephone's idea (Poofs away)

Eddie: We lived!

Nico: The horror!

Hermes: So what did you guys get me?

Jerome on behalf of the whole Hermes cabin I give you this…

Alfie: (Hands him a pie, a jack-in-a-box thing pops out and explodes)

Hermes: (With pie on his face) Every year with the Hermes cabin…(Poofs off)

Hephaestus: So what did you get me, huh?

Leo: I um… (Behind him he takes some metal and lights his hand on fire making a mold of his hand like little kids do for their parents) here (Hand him the hand print).

Hephaestus: This is perfect son, I've been looking for a mold for a robot, though this is a bit small and dainty but it will do. Where'd you get someone with such tiny hands?

Lee: (Hiding his tiny hands) Thanks dad and I forgot.

Hephaestus: That's fine son (Poofs off)

Apollo: Son what have you made, please be a haiku.

Fabian: This is a song I wrote with Alfie about our House Guardian Victor and our House Mother Trudy. (Grabs his guitar) One, two three:

"Your eyes are like the stars

All beautiful and twinkly

You face is pure

Though his in kind of wrinkly"

Apollo: Beautiful I love it!

Everyone but the Apollo cabin: You do?

Apollo: See you (Poofs away)

(At the House of Anubis)

Victor: (Looks at a note on his desk)

Thanks for the inspiration for my son's song

XOXO – Apollo.

What does XOXO mean?

(Back at camp)

Ares: So what did you get me?

Clarisse: I got the very first weapons, rock, very sharp ones too.

Ares: Very nice I will use this in the next war, which I will start in the next five minutes. That's hard to top, Patricia, what did you get me?

Patricia: Nothing, deal with it.

Everyone: (Hiding in fear or holding one anther)

Ares: What?

Patricia: I said nothing; deal with it is everyone so hard at hearing?

Ares: Disobediences? Backbone? Stubbornness? I love it you're my new favorite.

Clarisse: What?!

Ares: Who are you again? Bye! (Disappears)

Clarisse: (Curled in a ball) He doesn't remember me? I'm not his favorite? It's so cold.

Patricia: She's a drama queen.

Pluto: Hazel you're diamond is wonderful.

Mars: Frank I love spear you made.

Clarisse Seriously?

(Elsewhere on the island)

Annabeth: I hope Percy's ok.

Piper: Or Jason.

Willow: Or Alfie.

Ele: Or Leo.

Joy & Katie: …

Mara: You guys sound like her (Pointing to K9)

K9: … Happy Father's Day! Thanks for reading!


Thanks for reading! Also thanks to Ele who wrote most of this I just edited and typed it.