A/N: Hey guys! I have really bad news… School is coming. I won't be able to have time doing this fanfic since I have a lot of school work to do. What I'm going to do is try to squeeze in some time for me being able to write this so you better appreciate it. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Do not own FMA
Dark Angel: Hey people! I think we should let the two idiots out of the room.
Winry: Sure.
Ed: I like it better if he stays there forever.
Dark Angel: Since it's New Year, I'm going to be nice and let him go. *opens the door*
Roy: FREEDOM!!
Havoc: FRESH AIR!
Roy: RIZA!
Dark Angel: SHUT UP!
Roy: ok.
Dark Angel: Any who, the first dare is from Pie Alchemist; Hi! I want to tortured the FMA Cast 2! I want Ed to french kiss Winry! and Roy to french kiss Hawkeye!(giggles)
Dark Angel: You heard what Pie Alchemist said. Pucker up!
Ed: Why do I always have to do this.
Winry: I want my lawyer.
Dark Angel: Too bad. Now on with the puckering!
Ed: *French kisses Winry*
*click*
Dark Angel: Roy and Riza! Time to get those lips to work!
Roy: *French kisses Riza*
*click*
Winry: After something happens, why are there clicks?
Dark Angel: Nothing~
Al: I know what you're doing. *whispers* Send them to me ok… it's for Ed to shut up.
Dark Angel: You're evil. You'll have it by sundown.
Al: Thanx.
Ed: What are you guys talking about there?
Dark Angel: Nothing! Now this next dare or should I say dares is from The PokerFace Alchemist; LOL! Awesome work! Keep it up. I have some dares and truths!To Trisha: How'd ya meet Hohenhiem?
To Ed: I don't think you'll like my height very much... ' cause I'm only 13 and I'm 5'8... But! -Gives a growth potion I got from HArry Potter world-
To Every1 else (Including Dark Angel/Author): If anything happen to Ed's potion, I'll get Hughes to talk about his daughter until u'r souls float out of u'r bodies and have Ichigo to soul reap you all!
To Al: Here's some money for stuff for u'r cat! =D ^-^
To Dark Angel: -Gives black wings- I had to steal these from Fang in Maximum ride but u'r work makes u worth it!
Dark Angel: Well, since Trisha is dead, let's try to call her!
Ed: I don't think what we are going to do is safe.
Dark Angel: Relax, it's super safe! Now everybody hold hands! I'll call her. Bumdidy dumbidy boo!
Winry: Do you even know how to call dead people?
Dark Angel: Nope. But I saw this in movies so I should know. *ahem* Trisha? Are you there?
?: No I am not…
Dark Angel: Then who are you?
?: I am Michael Jackson.
Dark Angel: COOL!
Ed: *whispers to Winry* why the hell is she talking to him casually? Shouldn't she be scared?
Winry: I don't know. But I think I am the one scared here.
Dark Angel: He said he knew your mom!
Al: I don't like his anymore.
Dark Angel: Too Bad.
Trisha: I'm here.
Dark Angel: What?! I thought you were dead!
Trisha: I was but it was a show.
Dark Angel: Oh, whateva. So can you answer the truth question?
Trisha: Well, I met Hohenhiem by the campfire. (in brotherhood!)
Dark Angel: I see. NEXT Ed!
Ed: Neat! A growth potion! *drinks* Well?
Dark Angel: You did!
Ed: YAY! *randomly shrinks* What th-
Dark Angel: HA! You turned back to shorty!
Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLIN SMALL THAT YOU CAN ONLY SEE ME WITH A MICROSCOPE?!!
Al: Nii-san… She didn't say that much.
Dark Angel: Now time for Hughes to talk. Why did you have to include ME?!
Hughes: Hey guys! I'm back! So, have you seen my Elicia? She is so cute! Don't you just love her?
*everybody's soul comes out*
Ichigo: Time to go to work I guess.
Dark Angel: *wakes up* HEY! You're not in FMA! Get out of my room!! *whispers* Luv ya though! *thumbs up*
Everybody: *wakes up*
Ed: What happened?
Winry: what?
Dark Angel: Ok, Time for the next ones.
Al: Thanks for the money! Really needed it.
Ed: Hey Al. I know you're going to buy me that book on how to grow right?
Al: Nope.
Dark Angel: WINGS!! I CAN FLY!!! WOOHOO~
Roy: Can we just get on to the next dare?
Dark Angel: Roy… *deep voice* patience is a virtue…
Roy: Whatever.
Dark Angel: This one is from TheWaterAngelAlchemist; Almost 2010 and that means...SPECAIL 2010 DARES! I think that Ed, Roy and Winry should spend one day and one night in our world. Al, you can come to my house because I have cats. And will you go out with my friend? Dark Angel can you take away Havocs cigarretes? That will be fun for you. *Gives Falman cookie* sionara!
Dark Angel: Ok guys! I think I'll let you come to our time later since there is a lot of dares to be done. Same with Al. Now… *takes away Havoc's cigarettes* This is bad for you!
Havoc: But… But… You're mean.
Dark Angel: I know. Now to the next dare. This is from lalalatala; this is hilarious! poor roy and havoc but hopefully havoc will learn smoking is bad!
i have a dare for scar: he has to kiss lust!!
lust: truth: which homunculi do you prefer to spend time with: gluttony or envy
edward has to dye his hair black again :D yay!
can't wait until they do this!!
Dark Angel: GO SCAR!!
Scar: Why do I have to do this?
Dark Angel: I don't know how to threat you. If I do, then you'd kill me. WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS?!
Ed:This is a tough one.
Dark Angel: Kiss her. I know you want to~
Scar: I'll do it to make you stop annoying me. *kisses lust*
Dark Angel: Ohlala! Now Lust, gluttony or envy?
Lust: I'd say gluttony. I don't even know if Envy's a girl or a boy.
Envy: I am a boy! How many times do I have to tell you that?
Dark Angel: DYE YOUR HAIR ED!!
Ed: Why?
Dark Angel: Because you totally looked so much like Sasuke and um… chicks dig that.
Ed: OK! *dyes his hair*
Winry: …
Dark Angel: See? Speechless! Next one is from Beyond Myself; It's me again!
Sorry if you all were tortured by me. I felt like having fun. super sorry Al! -hugs- Sorry about the wrench, and about the Naked dance. ((I'm only apologizing cause it's my new years revolution to be nicer. But not to mustang. He annoys the hell out of me.))
I have a few dares, but not as much as the last one!
To Envy: I dare you to dress as a rainbow palm tree.
To Riza: You can't threaten anyone with guns till next chapter.
To Al: ..I can't dare joo no more. I'd feel too bad. Um, you have to sing "Savin' me" by nickel back.
To Ed: You have to be all prim and proper till next chapter.OWO Till next chapter! Love you guys! ((Except the palm tree and Mr Fire.))
Dark Angel: Go Envy! Look like a Barbie doll! I mean, a rainbow!
Envy: I'm not gonna do something so stupid!
Dark Angel: People these days think rainbow is the new green. They even say it looks hot.
Envy: Why didn't you tell me earlier? *changes color*
Dark Angel: HAHAHA!
Envy: Why are you laughing? Didn't you say this is the new trend?
Dark Angel: I was lying! Ha! Now to Riza.
Riza: Fine… *gives gun*
Dark Angel: Ahem,
Riza: *gives shotgun*
Dark Angel: Give me all of them.
Riza: Alright… *give a whole lot of guns*
Dark Angel: WOAH! *falls* Singing time!
Al: I don't even know him.
Dark Angel: Here, I have a paper that has the lyrics.
Al: Ok. *sings* Prison gates won't open up for me, On these hands and knees I'm crawlin', Oh, I reach for you…
Dark Angel: That was awesome!!
Al: Thanks.
Dark Angel: Now Ed ahs to be nice in the next chapter.
Ed: Why in the next chapter?
Dark Angel: Cause you guys are going to my time world now. CYA! *turns on this random switch*
Ed, Winry, Al, Roy: AHHHHHHH!!!
Dark Angel: That's all for today! See YA!
a/n: Thankies for the dares! Happy new year to everyone!
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