Not Mine Valentine
My You're Annoying
The small taicho of the tenth division found himself waking up the next morning and heading into the office. He worked away on the paper work, only to find himself glancing up when a very grumpy Rangiku came into the room. "Is there something wrong Matsumoto?"
The woman glanced up, frowning as she did so. "I couldn't get Gin to talk to me about the reason why he did what he did."
"I could try." The boy stood up.
"Taicho... his former taicho was there earlier and couldn't get him to talk. What do you think you can do that will get him to talk to me?"
"It's a secret." The boy then slipped out of the room and headed towards the jail cell and slipped in front of the jail cell. He hid his reiatsu and tiptoed over to the jail cell. Gin was lying on his back with an arm across his eyes. "Good morning!"
To Toshiro's amusement Gin startled and fell out of the bunk. The man let out a groan of pain before sitting up and looking at the boy. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm here to annoy you."
"What?"
"I'm here to annoy you until you promise to tell Matsumoto what she wants to hear." The corners of Toshiro's mouth twisted up.
The silver haired man let out a sigh before lying back down and covering his eyes. "Go ahead and try. I'm going to just ignore you."
"You try and ignore me." The boy took a deep breath. "There is a show that Kusajishi makes me watch with her. It is very annoying."
"You know... just because you find the show to be very annoying doesn't mean I will find the show to be annoying." The man continued to lie on his back.
"Well, this show is about this group of ponies that are of colors you normally don't think an animal would have. Some of them have wings and some of them have horns."
Gin suddenly frowned and uncovered his eyes slightly. "Who in their right mind would make a show about unicorns and Pegasus?"
"Americans."
"I see..."
"Well, I'm not finished yet. Well, these ponies have special magic and these marks on their..." Toshiro frowned, before crossing his arms.
"On their what?" Gin had covered his eyes back up.
"Umm..."
"Their forehead, their legs..." Realization clicked and he found himself sitting up and glaring at the boy. "Why the hell are you smirking?"
"You realized what it was without me saying it."
"That's not... what the hell has gotten into you. You haven't been eating Valentine's candy. It's over a week away."
Toshiro frowned. "No. I haven't had any sweets today. You know I don't like sweets."
"Liar. You very well like sweets. Your favorite foods are amanatto and watermelon." The man pulled one leg up and glared at him. "Also, why are you finding the word butt to be amusing."
"I'm not finding it amusing. I found it amusing that you guessed it without me saying it. It's not a word you use in polite conversation."
Gin folded his arms across his chest. "If you're such a child that you can't get your mouth dirty then just leave. I don't have time to babysit you." The man watched as the boy's eyes darkened and a frown crept across Toshiro's face. The next thing he knew the boy was suddenly saying a lot of bad words. Gin felt his eyebrow twitch as well as the corner of his mouth. "Are you done acting so juvenile?"
Again the boy glared at him before shaking his head. "Anyways... back to the ponies..."
"You're still on that?" The man then made the mistake of saying something he shouldn't have. "You do realize that you are getting on my nerves."
"That is the point. I'm going to remain here annoying you until you promise me you'll tell Rangiku the truth. And if you break your promise I'll be back for revenge." The boy flopped down. "Anyways, there is this purple pony with a horn who can't make any friends."
"Sounds a lot like you."
"Now that was cruel." Toshiro frowned. "Anyways, she has a pink streak in her hair."
"Maybe the reason you aren't able to make friends is because you do stuff like this? Seriously Shiro-chan."
"I think its for the same reason as the pony with the horn. She's to busy working. Unfortunately, I don't have the option to go out and make friends." The boy continued speaking. "Anyways, her name s Twilight Sparkle."
"What?" Gin could feel the corner of his mouth twitch. "I think I'll shut up now. If I do he'll just go away from pure boredom."
"Are you so sure about this? I think he picked a topic he knew annoyed him and thus decided it would be the best weapon to use against you."
"Oh come on! He's not a sadist. I am."
"I think you forget who his father is."
"Anyways, she meets a bunch of other ponies." Toshiro suddenly smirked while folding his arms. "And no... keeping silent won't stop me."
"See..."
"Exactly how many ponies are in this show?"
"There are two that have wings. One of them is blue with a rainbow colored main and tail."
"No... just no..."
"She's really annoying and flies very fast and does cloud sculptures."
"I bet you that is one of the few things that interests you about that show, what with you and your damn ice sculptures."
"Oh come on, you like the kid's ice sculptures."
"She's a major tom boy as well, while the other one is shy. That's why their names are Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. The first has a rainbow colored lightning bolt while the other has a butterfly. There is also one that happens to be called Applejack."
"And he's going to tell me that she has an apple tattoo on her hiny and also has something to do with apples outside of just the mark."
"Her family has an apple farm and all has apple related names because they all have apple marks."
"Yup... he's making this easy on purpose."
"He did tell you that he was going to annoy you on purpose and making it easy is one of the best way as it aggravates your intelligence."
"Another has the name of Rarity. She's like Matsumoto."
"What?" Gin couldn't help but speak up and uncover his eyes. "He did not just compare Ran-chan to a pony."
"She's white with purple, curly hair and she owns a fashion shop."
"That..."
"Don't go there!"
"I can if I want. That explains why he says she's like Ran-chan."
"And she's got diamonds as her mark"
"Shut up. Please just shut up."
"He's as bad as you."
"Stop laughing!"
"I saved the best for last."
"What does he mean he saved the best for last?"
"She's pink with really poofy pink hair. She's got balloons. She's crazy and laughs all the time."
"No... he's going to tell me something I don't want to hear."
"She sings these songs which are really annoying."
Gin suddenly bolted back up and looked at the boy. "You wouldn't."
Toshiro narrowed his eyes at him. "I will unless you promise that you will answer Rangiku's questions."
The boy took a deep breath and the man raised his hand. "Stop! Just stop already. Get lost. Tell Rangiku I'll tell her what she wants to know, but she won't like it one bit."
"Promise?"
"I promise."
"You're screwed."
"Good." The boy then stood up and watched as the corner of Gin's mouth twitched uncontrollably. "Just to let you know, that hurt me more then you. I happened to have the stupid thing playing in the back of my head thanks to my ability to recollect things like I can."
The boy then slipped out and back to the office. Rangiku glanced up "So... you were unsuccessful."
"No. I succeeded. He'll tell you what you want to know, but he also says you won't like it." Toshiro felt his mouth forming into a smirk.
"Taicho... what did you do?"
"Oh... nothing."
