BLARGH. I haven't had much free time since school started, hence the late update. D: Plus this sorry excuse of a chapter.

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To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

…Rin and I haven't been texting each other recently.

D:

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

To Len: You mean you haven't texted her for a while.

To Gumi: Well, hello there. Are you pretty? ;)

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

To Len: Okay! So how do you want me to help you?

To Mikuo: Why, of course! ;P

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Cut the crap, guys.

To Gumi: Maybe you could tell me some stuff about her?

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

Sure!

So what do you want to know?

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Well…kind of guy does she like?

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

I…don't know.

Sorry about that.

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Probably the handsome and manly type like me and not a shota type like you :P

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Excuse me! I'm taller than all the girls in the class!

Except Luka. But that's not important.

I guess that question was a bit too specific.

Well, what does she look for in guys?

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Isn't that kind of the same question?

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Shut up, Mikuo.

Fine then, what does she like?
As in, ways to win her over?

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

I…don't know that either.

Sorry.

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

So Gumi, what do you ACTUALLY know?

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

I'm sorry! D:

I'm don't know what your relationship is like, so I don't know what step you should take!

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Oh, I'll tell you! :DD

He's a pervert that has seen her panties, gets jealous if she gets near other guys and he even stalked her.

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

But don't tell Rin that, we need her to believe that he's harmless like a baby turtle.

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

What? WHAT baby turtle?

Shut up, Mikuo!

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

…Wow, you're surprisingly a clingy, creepy type, huh?

And you seemed so innocent…

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

No! I'm not! He exaggerates!

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

No I did NOT!

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

I'm joking! XD

I'm sure Len hasn't done any of these things.

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

But he HAS! D:

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

Anyhow, you haven't been texting her recently, right?

Maybe you should start a conversation with her innocently. About random things. It should lower her defenses…I hope.

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

And it'll make you seem less desparate…

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

That might not be a bad idea, actually.

Considering that Rin views him as some creep.

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

No, she doesn't!

But okay! I'll try that!

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

Nice weather today, huh?

You know, the sun is shining.

Blue skies.

White, fluffy clouds :)

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To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

…You're texting me about the WEATHER? -_-"

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

Uh huh.

And I'm kind of hungry. When's lunch time?

I kind of feel like eating a banana.

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To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

…You're talking to me about FOOD? -_-"

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To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

QUICK, WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT WITH GIRLS?

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Megurine Luka

Busy texting Len, aren't you? ;)

Mind sharing the details of your DMC?

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To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Whatever you want to talk about.

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To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

You're not HELPING here.

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To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Rin

Now busy texting you :)

What's DMC?

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Megurine Luka

Deep Meaningful Conversation.

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To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

Ask about her likes. And dislikes.

One of the first steps in getting her to like you is to know the girl better.

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To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Rin

We're talking about the weather. And food.

So deep and meaningful.

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Megurine Luka

Well…that's lovely.

Now that you've forgiven him, you should try to get to know each other better.

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Megurine Luka

And try to seem happier! Because you're not very pleasant when you're being sarcastic.

And…I don't know…make jokes or something. Just try to prolong the conversation.

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Megurine Luka

Keep chatting to him. He's more of a talkative type.

To: Megurine Luka

From: Kagamine Rin

Gee thanks, I never knew! =_=

But my jokes…aren't funny. ):

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Megurine Luka

I TOLD you to fix that sarcasm, young lady!

Just try making a joke anyway. You never know.

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

So…what do you like to eat?

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To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

I like oranges :)

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

Oh! Me too!

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To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

You're not just saying that because I like it, are you? =_=

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

No! D:

I genuinely like oranges too! Such delicious tropical fruits with the pleasant, sweet aroma sharpens my mind!

To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

Ok. You don't need to be that dramatic…

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

:)

And what do you not like?

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To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

Are you sure you want to know?

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

Yup! :DDDD

To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

You.

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To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Rin seems to...you know.

Maybe…possibly…perhaps…

Hate me.

D:

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

Hey! Do you hate it when Len texts you?

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Rin

No…why do you know him?

You're not trying anything, are you?

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

I got his number from Luka :P

That poor guy, don't be mean to him!

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Rin

What? I wasn't mean! I'm actually trying to be friends with him! I've forgiven him already! I've been texting him!

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Rin

Okay, maybe I said something that was a bit mean…but it was a joke! How do you even know that I was a teensy bit mean anyway?

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

I'm best buds with him now ;P You jealous? XD

He thought you were serious about it though.

To: Gumi

From: Kagamine Rin

Oh.

o~o

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

Be nicer to him if you want to be friends! :O

He just wants to know you better!

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Gumi

He's not a bad person!

Just a bit awkward around you, because he's too shy/likes you too much XD

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

Len. LEN. Calm down.

It was a joke. She didn't mean it.

Now text her back like a man!

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

Text her back like a man?

How can he do that…if he ISN'T one? :PP

To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

Hey, I was joking.

Don't take it seriously :)

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

Of course I knew that! Haha, that joke was funny!

To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

*awkward silence*

Umm, no need to force yourself to laugh ):

I'm sorry if I was too mean. I didn't mean to be…

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

Oh no, it's okay!

I'm glad you're talking to me :DDD

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

So…what was today's Chem homework?

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To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

…And you don't need an excuse to text me, you know.

I don't mind pointless texts :)

Just a "hi" is okay.

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To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

OAO

RIN SAYS IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO TEXT HER.

FOR NORMAL CHATTING.

WITHOUT ANY EXCUSES.

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

XDXD

I'M SO HAPPY! XD

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To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

!

So there has been some progress.

Well done, you.

Guess you're not hopeless like a baby turtle after all.

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To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

…What IS it with you and baby turtles?

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

Thanks to ME :P

She wants to be friends, you know? She says she's forgiven you. For whatever it was.

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

For looking at her underwear and stalking her? Wow.

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

To Gumi:

Really? OAO

To: Kagamine Len, Hatsune Mikuo

From: Gumi

Yup.

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

Now I get to text her! :D

Heh heh heh =w=

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To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

…That's quite a creepy laugh you have there, my friend.

Almost befitting for a pervy stalker…oh wait. You ARE one.

My bad :P

To: Hatsune Mikuo, Gumi

From: Kagamine Len

…Hilarious.

To: Kagamine Len, Gumi

From: Hatsune Mikuo

I know right? :P

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

Well, hello to you ;D

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To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

"Hello" right back at you :)

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To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

:DD

You texted back!

:DD

To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

No, REALLY? =_=

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

I'm glad that you've forgiven me. :DDD

To: Kagamine Len

From: Kagamine Rin

Well, I had to someday, didn't I? :)

Better sooner than later.

To: Kagamine Rin

From: Kagamine Len

:DDD


RAWR. I'm a potato 83

Preview~

From Len to Rin:

I'd eat you if you were an orange :D

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