-end of clip-

"Wow..." Everyone said.

"I'm never going on there." Raven said.

"Good. We still need another prediction though." Robin said.

Lexi popped up.

"Who are you?" Cyborg asked.

"I'm Lexi and I have a prediction! What would happen if Teen Titans fought the writers from this website?" Lexi smiled as a clip apppeared.

-Clip-

"Hey guys! Look at this website! They write stories about us on here!" Beast Boy said.

"Wow...there's stories about us being princes and princesses, being in high school, growning up, getting married, going to mars, being targets for a murder to come after, going on a camping trip, how we meet and wow! There's one about me and Raven being the hosts for Punk'd!" Beast Boy said.

"Oh my god! Look at these couples! Robin and Raven, Robin and Terra, Beast Boy and Starfire, Me and Starfire, Me and Raven, Robin and Jinx, Me and Blackfire, Me and a shoe, Me and a question mark, Me and Beast Boy, Me and Robin, Terra and Raven ! Starfire and Raven !" Cyborg yelled.

Starfire and Raven looked at each other and ran to the opposites sides of the room.

"Are you serious!" Robin yelled.

"Oh there's more..Like Slade/Starfire, Slade/Me, Slade/Raven, Slade/You, and Slade/-" Cyborg said.

"LALALALA! Don't wanna hear it!" Beast Boy said covering his ears.

"Ahhhh! I have no love towards slade! Just an obsession!" Robin yelled.

"Wow...people are here sure are strange in the head." Raven said.

"We should track each of these people down and kick their butt for writing this crap about us!" Cyborg said.

"Sounds good to me." Raven said.

"Agreed." Starfire said.

"Let's get jiggy with it." Robin said.

Everyone rolled their eyes.

"What?" He asked.

"Let's start with this girl...hmmm..Lexi The Writer...She put me with a question mark in one fic." Cyborg said.

At Lexi the Writer's house...

"Alexa! What are you doing?" Lexi's dad yelled.

"Watching the Andy Milonakis show!" Lexi yelled back.

"Got peas on my head..but don't call me a pea head. Bees on my head...but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lees on my head...but don't call me a Lee head. Now please excuss me while I get my tree fed." Lexi rapped along with Andy.

All of a sudden the channel was changed to Teen Titans and they were yelling and running towards the tv screen.

Lexi eyes went big and called Cloud.

"CLOUD! NEW EPISODE OF TEEN TITANS!" Lexi said.

"How did you get my number?" Cloud asked.

"Nevermind that...new episode is on!" Lexi said hanging up.

She sat down and smiled big and then the weirdest thing happened...Kristin came over wearing guy clothes.

"Kristin...do you know your wearing guy clothes?" Lexi asked.

"I am?" Kristin asked.

"Duh!" Lexi said.

Kristin looked down and screamed.

"Quick! Go put on my clothes!" Lexi said throwing Kristin in her room.

She then walked back into the living room to see the titans standing there. At first Lexi cocked her head to one side and stared at them. Then she smacked herself in the face. When it wasn't a dream she gasped.

"Hello are you Lexi?" Beast Boy asked.

"Yes!" Lexi said.

Cyborg fired his sonic cannon at her, she dodged it.

"That's for making me make out with a question mark." Cyborg said.

"Hey! That was for your own good! Besides, I'm not the only one who does that!" Lexi said leading them into the computer room and showing him.

"Wow..." Cyborg said.

"Exactly." Lexi said frowning.

"Ok so your coming with us to tell us where these people live." Robin said.

"No! I don't even know these people!" Lexi said.

"You know Terra Logan and Green-Husky and do I see you mention a Silver Tigress 07?" Raven asked reading her fics.

"No! I just add them for the funny!" Lexi said.

"Riiight. Let's go!" Beast Boy said.

Cyborg grabbed Lexi and threw her over his shoulder and they walked back into the tv.

At Terra Logan's house...

Terra was sitting down watching Date My Mom when all of a sudden Teen Titans came on and they were running towards the tv.

"Ooo! New episode!" She said running online to see Lexi was on.

"Lexi! New episode is on!" Terra typed.

"Sorry but I'm away, leave a message after this one!" She got as a response.

"Darn. Lexi doesn't know what she's missing." Terra said turning around to see the titans and Lexi.

"Help!" Lexi yelled.

"...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Terra ran outside her house.

"Get her!" Beast Boy yelled.

Robin shot a rope thing around Terra and dragged her back.

"Two down, a thousand to go." Cyborg said.

a thousand writers later..

"What are you going to do with us?" Lexi asked.

"Throw you in a landfill." Beast Boy said.

"You know. That's not every superheroish of you." Terra said.

Raven smacked her.

"Shut up." She snarled.

All of a sudden the best thing happened. Kristin appeared.

"Kristin!" Lexi yelled.

"They're going to throw us in a landfill!" Terra cried.

"No they won't! For I have money!" Kristin said.

Kristin handed them 20 bucks each.

"This never happened." Kristin said.

The titans looked at the money and threw it back at her.

"We don't want your money." Raven said.

"Think about it. They don't mean to put you up with these pairings. They just do it because they are trying to become writers." Kristin said.

"True...but we need to stop them." Cyborg said.

Lexi stood up.

"How about we have a rap battle? Winners can do what they please." Lexi said.

"Sounds good." Beast Boy said.

"Pick your best rapper from the group." Kristin said.

Everyone huddled up. Titans with titans and writers with writers.

Writers...

"Ok so raise your hand if you ever rapped before." Terra said.

Saint H and Lexi raised their hands.

"Anyone else?" Terra asked.

Green-Husky raised her hand and so did Teleportal.

"Wow..you people are pathetic." Terra said shaking her head.

"Now we need to hear a rap from each of you." Terra continued.

Saint H opened his mouth.

"Your own, not Andy Milonakis." Terra interupted.

Saint H shut his mouth.

"Ok Green-Husky is up." Terra said.

"Green-Husky's in the house and you better kill a mouse!" She rapped.

"Next!" Terra said.

"Jimmy Dean on my head..but don't call me a dean head!" Saint H rapped.

"Next!" Terra said.

"My name is what? My name is what? My name is..Tele- Teleportal!" Teleportal rapped.

"Next!" Terra said.

"Go shorty! It's your birthday, we're going to party like it's your birthday!" 50 cent rapped.

"Next!" Terra said.

"Yo fool! I rapped so pick me or I'll bust a cap up yo ass!" 50 said.

Terra growled and 50 ran away screaming.

"Next!" She said.

Lexi looked.

"Ummm..Everybody in the two o two! Put your hands in the air cuz Teen Titans gonna lose!" Lexi rapped.

"You win!" Terra said.

"That was a line from Scary Movie 3 though!" Green-Husky yelled.

"Well she reworded it." Terra said.

"I reworded my rap though!" Saint H said.

"Too bad, yours sucked." Terra said.

Lexi sighed.

Teen Titans...

"Ok we need to have a rap battle between us to see who's going to rap." Raven said.

"My name is robin and I'm bird, I'm the leader of the teen titans, ya heard?" Robin rapped.

"Next!" Raven said.

"Jeans on my head, but don't call me a jean head!" Cyborg rapped.

"Next!" Raven said.

"My rabbit has a hat.." Beast Boy rapped.

"Next!" Raven said.

"Everyone loves magical trevor cuz the tricks that he does are ever so clever." Starfire rapped.

"She wins." Raven said.

"She quoted magical trevor though!" Beast Boy said.

"Better than rabbit has a hat.." Raven said.

"It's MY rabbit has a hat, gosh Raven. If your going to make fun of my rap then at least say it right." Beast Boy said.

Back..

"Picked your rappers?" Kristin asked.

Lexi stepped forward and so did Starfire.

"Wow...the two blonde for brains...this should be good." Kristin said.

Lexi glared.

"You should talk, your a blonde at brain, and at heart." Lexi said rolling her eyes.

"Starfire starts." Kristin said. "Oh and it's a freestyle."

"My name is Starfire and the t car has tires, I'm selling my necklace on ebay...do I have any buyers?" She rapped.

"Yo my name is Lexi and boys think I'm shmexy. Your rap so bad that you sponser Pespi." Lexi rapped.

"Ooo! Burn!" Teleportal said.

"I may sponser pepsi but I make money and while your single robin is my honey." Starfire rapped.

"Yo who would want to date Bird Boy wait why do I have to ask? He's soo ugly that's why he has that mask." Lexi rapped.

"Burn!" Green-Husky said.

"Robin is hotter than the boyfriend you got. Oh wait do you have one? I think not." Starfire rapped.

"Burn!" Cyborg said.

"Well hey at least I'm not a slut, with whory clothes and a big wide butt." Lexi rapped.

"Hey I'm no slut I'm a hot lil thing, check out my green eyes and all my bling bling!" Starfire rapped.

"Hey that's not bling bling that's cheap cheap! Those aren't karts they're wool from a sheep." Lexi rapped.

"Burn!" Terra Logan said.

Hours later...

"Why can't you see I'm not black, I have a...kitty kat on my back?" Starfire rapped.

"And the winner is...LEXI!" Kristin said raising Lexi's head in the air.

"Ok so here's the rules...you get crackin on those new episodes and you better let us continue writing what we want when we want." Lexi said.

"Yay!" The writers cheered.

"And you owe her a date." Lexi said throwing Beast Boy at Terra Logan.

"Yesss!" Terra Logan said.

-End of Clip-

"Wow...so that's what would happen..." Robin said.

"Yup." Lexi said.

"Right." Raven said.

"Yeah." Lexi said.

"Got it." Beast Boy said.

"Good." Lexi said.

"You better get going." Cyborg said.

"Bye." Lexi said leaving.

"She's weird." Robin said.

"Hey your weirder." Beast Boy said before adding. "Slade's lover."


Yay! It's long! Review time!

A reader ok I will..

TheKidFromTheSouth lol thanks for the idea! I was actually having a writer's block for this story and I read your review and the creative gear was a turnin.

gladdecease yeah it is. but hey it's still an awesome fic right?

femaleodd lol good. I'm safe.

Dlvvanzor yay! you love it! lol.

Muggleborn22 (runs away screaming) ahhh!

SpazztheSlob beast boy and raven and beast boy and terra. but I support beast boy and raven more..

Green-Husky glad you enjoyed it.

Well I'm done for the week. Oops...tommorow is sunday, darnit! Oh well.. hey I'm bored so im me if you have aim x Be Ur Memory x or if you have msn xpinkpunkguitarx(it's a h o t m a i l)tell me who you are though first before I freak out on ya, lol. later

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