Faror: Yaay so happy! *sings sasori song.*
YAAY Sasori he's not a jerk.
Yay
Sasori he's so cool.
Yaay sasori he really rocks!
YAY SASORI
THE ONE I LOVE!
LOL JK OMG NOT REALLY! *end song*
Ed: That was… Weird.
Faror: I MADE A SONG FOR YOU TOO! Also, Edward your apposed to be kidnapped right now. By envy! That jerk…
Ed: Was I really gonna kiss liani?
Faror: Hell yeah!
Ed: …
Winry: YAAY GUESTS
Dustle: Yeah! Cooro and Yuki!
*Bright light shines on two*
Cooro: *happy* Yay! Alright everyone!
Yuki: *Sitting and reading* Great.
Faror: Okay so The love birds are back.
Riza: -.-'
Roy: Yep. Guys we're here!
Faror: ROY YOU IDIOT! *hits with wrench*
Roy: What was that for?
Faror: *shrugs* IDK.
All: *back slowly away from Hannah*
Yuki: … Okay.
Al: Uuh, so with that, lets start!
Melody Elric
Yo, whats up. I LOVE THIS STORY! I have some questions.
Ed: YOU ROCK. I CAN'T BLEIVE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF +Anima. THAT'S THE COOLEST ANIME EVER! Aside from FMA! Well YOUR HOT! lol. Will you go out with me?
Al: Heres a cat pillow. BE HAPPY!
Faror: Coul you please say something for my best friend Narutolovesme2? Her best friend might die in 5 month. Could you get more people to read her stuff so she'll be happy. PLEASE?
-MelodyElric
Faror: Ed? What's up? You look sick.
Ed: OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE.
Winry: *giggles*
Dustle: *sighs*
Ed: No I haven't heard of it. And NO I WILL NOT!
Winry: Oh, you might…
Riza: What are you talking about?
Winry: OKAY SO TODAY, I DECIDED THAT EVERY REVIEWER WILL GET TO GO ON A DATE WITH ED IF SHE WANTS TO. IF YOU'RE A GUY, WELL TEHN WE'LL PICK SOMETHING ELSE
Dustle: EEEEEEEEEEEW I don't wanna!
Ed: I find that offensive!
Dustle: I find you offensive.
Ed: Brat!
Dustle: Least I'm taller than you.
Ed: You take that back!
Dustle: Why, is your brain so small it can only comprehend things as small as you?
Ed: You're pushing it
Dustle: What
Ed: IT
Dustle: What's it?
ED: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Dustle: Okay…
Winry: Alright but I meant that kay?
Faror: DO I COUNT!
Ed/Winry: (same time) NO/yes *look at eachother* SCREW YOU
Roy: This is so out of hand
Cooro: *laughs*
Yuki: Is this always what happens with you? It's strange.
Faror: You call me strange. You're an alien!
Ed: well you're close to it.
Faror: Why you
Dustle: NO VIOLENCE!
Riza: Next please. *is tossed some tea* Wha-
Yuki: Drink it.
Faror: Ooh I want some!
Yuki: No.
Al: Okay so can I go now?
Faror: No. I want tea
Yuki: No. You can't drink it.
Faror: Okkay…
Al: Kitty pillow! *squishes*
Faror: So cute!
Ed: Psh.
Faror: OKAY NOW YOU DID IT!
Ed: What?
FAROR:
IIIIIIIIIT!
Ed: Okay…
Faror: *grabs kitty and gives to ed* I found out you leagally own a kitty! HIS NAME IS PEIN JUNIOR LOVE HIM LIKE A SON
Ed: What the froo- *kitty falls on him* What the FROOT LOOP!
Faror: Eehee. I had a buncha kittys.
Al: Can I have one? *in a pile of kitties*
Yuki: He seems to be bringing them with positive energy.
Faror: No you may NOT
Al: Aw.
Faror:
Next. OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG?! I'm so sorry for you. Hear that?
READ STUFF FROM Narutolovesme2 . GOT IT
All: Got it
Cooro: *suddenly happy* She said she likes anima right?
Faror: Yeah…
Cooro: *hugs* Yaaay!
Faror: Random. Kay, next review From PLUMMY!
Roy: The great.
Plumalchemyst
OMG OMG I'M GOING TO MEET EDS ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR AT LOUISIANIME SQUEE AND I AM GOING AS ITACHI
Hannah: Can you send in Q's to my furuba thing :C
Ed: do you know your shorter than Negi springfield who is frecking ten (tosses in Negi to prove point)
Winry: Want the mega wrench 20 XD
everyone else: I DARE YOU TO RUN AROUND STREAKING
Faror: HATE JOOO!
Ed: I have a voice actor
Riza: Of course you do. We all do.
Roy: That's weird.
Winry: Who's mine?
Faror: Caitlin Glass. She's good too. Ed's is Vic… SQUEEEEEEEEEE
Cooro: *Laughs again*
Yuki: … I could make them appear for you.
Al: How?
Dustle: Oh no don't-
Faror: DO IT DO IT!
Yuki: *uses magic and creates hologram of Vic in the room*
Faror: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *fangirl scream*
All: *covering ears*
Dustle: Finished yet?
Cooro: Who is this guy?
Faror: THE AWESOMEST DUDE EVER
Al: I see
Roy: Um, so why did you scream
Riza: It's just a hologram
Faror; CAUSE HE ROCKS
All: Mhhm.
Faror; I will review ASAP
Ed: I AM NOT SHORTER THAN- *sees negi* Okay, maybe I am
Dustle: *Cough* Told you *cough*
Ed: WHY YOU
Faror: Please let's not be violent. Then we would be receeding to the level of a little *Buttface* named "JessiKa". Am I right, Birdy?
Riza: Can we talk about normal things here some times?
Winry: WE should try to have a Normal Discussion sometime
Faror; Yeah, like that would happen. Specially because I find random things on the grou- hey look a nerf gun! *weilds new weapon*
All: *step back*
Faror: Continue.
Ed: I am not shorter than- *is hit in the head by nerf bullet* HEY
Faror: I got good aim. I said continue. Winry?
Winry: I don't think I need a wrench if we have a nerf gun
Cooro: Don't hit me, kay?
Faror: I wont.
Dustle: Uh streaking?
THIS PORTION OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM FANFICTION BECAUSE OF INAPPROPRIATENESS. AND BECAUSE WE CAN.
Dustle: I'm scarred for life…
Roy: Yeah um, normal review please?
Faror: You all done?
Ed:
YOU WEREN"T LOOKING?!
Faror: No.
Cooro: Hah. She was hiding me in the closet.
Yuki: What happened?
Ed: *DANG* YOU ALL
Winry: Ha ha. Now next review!
Faror: Uh oh. I'm about to be killed by birdy.
Birdy-chan
*twitching violently* HONEY GOT A KISS FROM YOITE-KUN!?!?!!?! And you had so few reviews... GAH!! I'm blushing from that kiss and it wasn't even for me... T.T You know that I am now very jealous of that lucky girl, right? Jealous enough that I'm feeling a bit sick. You know how much I adore Yoite and Miharu. She didn't even talk to them personally! Not her fault, but I'm depressed...
I wish you could bring Yoite back... I wanna say hi again. And I'd write lol but I'm not in the mood to laugh... T.T
Anyho... Hi Cooro! *hugs* You're so cool! I'm a birdy, too!! (Sorta)
Hi Yuki-san; I don't really know you.
Faror, Miharu and Yoite didn't say anything to me. Why didn't you give them the chance? (You know I'm never going to let this go, you gaki.)
Ed, which do you prefer- birds, cats, or dogs?
Al, do you have a Facebook?
Winry, I was putting my hair up the other day and realized that if I wear it the way I was, I look very like you. Should I cosplay as you sometime? You're currently my fave FMA character, also.
Roy and Riza, if they're there, I hope you had a great honeymoon.
Hannah, if you bring back Yoite and Miharu, I will give you a place ticket for a week's stay in Japan WITH EDWARD. He cannot escape. All expenses paid.
Faror: Fine I will let him kiss you YOITE
Yoite: *comes in* Yes?
Faror: Mind kissing someone else for me?
Yoite: Sure.
Faror: *Points*
Yoite: *kisses said person*
Faror: You may leave now.
Al; Okay…
Cooro; Who was that?
Faror: IDK. So Cooro?
Coorro: I'm a crow.
Faror: That is a birdy.
Cooro: OOOOH
Dustle: Wow.
Winry: Come on guys.
Faror: SOOOORY I FORGET ABOUT MY GUESTS
Yuki: No kidding.
Al: And me
Roy: And me
Riza: And me
Faror: SHUT UP I"M WORKING ON IT
Ed: I prefer none, thanks.
Faror: BOOOOO
Ed: FINE Birds I guess. They've done nothing to me.
Al: What did the others do to you?
Ed: Den reminds me of winry, that insane creep, And Alexander nearly killed me. BAD DOGS. Cats ruined my brother
Roy: Oh.
Faror: Well anyway
Al: No, What is facebook
Faror; Where I spend all my time nowadays
Dustle: I KNEW IT
Faror: Yeah, uh huh.
Winry: YES YOU SHOULD I loooove cosplay
Cooro: *Starts to sing sasori song*
Faror: You know it too?!
Winry: HEY IM ANSWERING A QUESTION HERE
Faror: Sorry.
Roy: Thanks. It wasn't that bad.
Riza: Yeah
Faror: *Mutter* now hes got naked pictures of her on the beach to put as a wallpaper… *is slapped*
Roy: *Slapper*
Ed; Haha.
Faror: Well I can't bring them back yet. I KNOW I FORGOT GREED, DAMMIT. *yells at self*
Ed: Okaaaay
Al: Next?
Cooro: from Hikyou
Hi~! LIANI-CHAN! How's life? Not TOO hecktic, i hope. or not. anyways, this is my first reveiw since i like never go on fanfiction. oh wel, now i got to it.
Ed-YOU KISSED SOMONE BESIDES LIANI! GO DIE
Roy-I dare you to dress up in a grass skirt and do hula
Riza-HI RIZA-CHAN *randomly hugs*
Greed-...you are a creeper...
Cooro-Apple? *hands apple*
Faror: Wellz, for one, 's Faror-chan now. I is only liani in TEA. WHICH YOU PPLS NEED TO READ
Dustle: lol.
Faror: Welp, lets start. EDWARD! *drags in*
Ed: I was already here. Uh, and no, liani's a creepy insane maniac. I don't think so.
Faror: SO MEAN! *punches*
Roy: *Sings* If ya wana have a hunk of hot and jucey meat…
Faror: OH GOD NO YOU WATCHED TOO MUCH LION KING
Roy: Fine…
Riza: *hugs back* Hi.
Ed: *under breath* That'd be –san to you…
Faror: GREED IS NOT A CREEPER HE IS AWESOME
Cooro: Yay apples!
All: *awkward silence*
Yuki: So.
Faror: That's it. So now heres the dilemma. I don't have a lot of reviews, So One EVERYBODY ADVERTISE THIS ON YOUR STORIES Also, I need guest suggestions. So next week will be an all Hommunculi segment. Fun, right? For you yes. Me? No. Ed, you're coming with.
Ed: HELL NO
Faror:
But I need someone to party with!
Ed: You've got greed.
Faror: Oh yeah. You're coming anyway. So next time it will be tea time with the Hommunculi. I need help people! WAFFO PEACE OUT!
