Faror: Yaay so happy! *sings sasori song.*

YAAY Sasori he's not a jerk.

Yay Sasori he's so cool.
Yaay sasori he really rocks!
YAY SASORI THE ONE I LOVE!
LOL JK OMG NOT REALLY! *end song*

Ed: That was… Weird.

Faror: I MADE A SONG FOR YOU TOO! Also, Edward your apposed to be kidnapped right now. By envy! That jerk…

Ed: Was I really gonna kiss liani?

Faror: Hell yeah!

Ed: …

Winry: YAAY GUESTS

Dustle: Yeah! Cooro and Yuki!

*Bright light shines on two*

Cooro: *happy* Yay! Alright everyone!

Yuki: *Sitting and reading* Great.

Faror: Okay so The love birds are back.

Riza: -.-'

Roy: Yep. Guys we're here!

Faror: ROY YOU IDIOT! *hits with wrench*

Roy: What was that for?

Faror: *shrugs* IDK.

All: *back slowly away from Hannah*

Yuki: … Okay.

Al: Uuh, so with that, lets start!

Melody Elric

Yo, whats up. I LOVE THIS STORY! I have some questions.

Ed: YOU ROCK. I CAN'T BLEIVE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF +Anima. THAT'S THE COOLEST ANIME EVER! Aside from FMA! Well YOUR HOT! lol. Will you go out with me?

Al: Heres a cat pillow. BE HAPPY!

Faror: Coul you please say something for my best friend Narutolovesme2? Her best friend might die in 5 month. Could you get more people to read her stuff so she'll be happy. PLEASE?

-MelodyElric

Faror: Ed? What's up? You look sick.

Ed: OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE.

Winry: *giggles*

Dustle: *sighs*

Ed: No I haven't heard of it. And NO I WILL NOT!

Winry: Oh, you might…

Riza: What are you talking about?

Winry: OKAY SO TODAY, I DECIDED THAT EVERY REVIEWER WILL GET TO GO ON A DATE WITH ED IF SHE WANTS TO. IF YOU'RE A GUY, WELL TEHN WE'LL PICK SOMETHING ELSE

Dustle: EEEEEEEEEEEW I don't wanna!

Ed: I find that offensive!

Dustle: I find you offensive.

Ed: Brat!

Dustle: Least I'm taller than you.

Ed: You take that back!

Dustle: Why, is your brain so small it can only comprehend things as small as you?

Ed: You're pushing it

Dustle: What

Ed: IT

Dustle: What's it?

ED: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Dustle: Okay…

Winry: Alright but I meant that kay?

Faror: DO I COUNT!

Ed/Winry: (same time) NO/yes *look at eachother* SCREW YOU

Roy: This is so out of hand

Cooro: *laughs*

Yuki: Is this always what happens with you? It's strange.

Faror: You call me strange. You're an alien!

Ed: well you're close to it.

Faror: Why you

Dustle: NO VIOLENCE!

Riza: Next please. *is tossed some tea* Wha-

Yuki: Drink it.

Faror: Ooh I want some!

Yuki: No.

Al: Okay so can I go now?

Faror: No. I want tea

Yuki: No. You can't drink it.

Faror: Okkay…

Al: Kitty pillow! *squishes*

Faror: So cute!

Ed: Psh.

Faror: OKAY NOW YOU DID IT!

Ed: What?

FAROR: IIIIIIIIIT!
Ed: Okay…

Faror: *grabs kitty and gives to ed* I found out you leagally own a kitty! HIS NAME IS PEIN JUNIOR LOVE HIM LIKE A SON

Ed: What the froo- *kitty falls on him* What the FROOT LOOP!

Faror: Eehee. I had a buncha kittys.

Al: Can I have one? *in a pile of kitties*

Yuki: He seems to be bringing them with positive energy.

Faror: No you may NOT

Al: Aw.

Faror: Next. OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG?! I'm so sorry for you. Hear that? READ STUFF FROM Narutolovesme2 . GOT IT
All: Got it

Cooro: *suddenly happy* She said she likes anima right?

Faror: Yeah…

Cooro: *hugs* Yaaay!

Faror: Random. Kay, next review From PLUMMY!

Roy: The great.

Plumalchemyst

OMG OMG I'M GOING TO MEET EDS ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR AT LOUISIANIME SQUEE AND I AM GOING AS ITACHI

Hannah: Can you send in Q's to my furuba thing :C

Ed: do you know your shorter than Negi springfield who is frecking ten (tosses in Negi to prove point)

Winry: Want the mega wrench 20 XD

everyone else: I DARE YOU TO RUN AROUND STREAKING

Faror: HATE JOOO!

Ed: I have a voice actor

Riza: Of course you do. We all do.

Roy: That's weird.

Winry: Who's mine?

Faror: Caitlin Glass. She's good too. Ed's is Vic… SQUEEEEEEEEEE

Cooro: *Laughs again*

Yuki: … I could make them appear for you.

Al: How?

Dustle: Oh no don't-

Faror: DO IT DO IT!

Yuki: *uses magic and creates hologram of Vic in the room*

Faror: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *fangirl scream*

All: *covering ears*

Dustle: Finished yet?

Cooro: Who is this guy?

Faror: THE AWESOMEST DUDE EVER

Al: I see

Roy: Um, so why did you scream

Riza: It's just a hologram

Faror; CAUSE HE ROCKS

All: Mhhm.

Faror; I will review ASAP

Ed: I AM NOT SHORTER THAN- *sees negi* Okay, maybe I am

Dustle: *Cough* Told you *cough*

Ed: WHY YOU

Faror: Please let's not be violent. Then we would be receeding to the level of a little *Buttface* named "JessiKa". Am I right, Birdy?

Riza: Can we talk about normal things here some times?

Winry: WE should try to have a Normal Discussion sometime

Faror; Yeah, like that would happen. Specially because I find random things on the grou- hey look a nerf gun! *weilds new weapon*

All: *step back*

Faror: Continue.

Ed: I am not shorter than- *is hit in the head by nerf bullet* HEY

Faror: I got good aim. I said continue. Winry?

Winry: I don't think I need a wrench if we have a nerf gun

Cooro: Don't hit me, kay?

Faror: I wont.

Dustle: Uh streaking?

THIS PORTION OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM FANFICTION BECAUSE OF INAPPROPRIATENESS. AND BECAUSE WE CAN.

Dustle: I'm scarred for life…

Roy: Yeah um, normal review please?

Faror: You all done?

Ed: YOU WEREN"T LOOKING?!
Faror: No.

Cooro: Hah. She was hiding me in the closet.

Yuki: What happened?

Ed: *DANG* YOU ALL

Winry: Ha ha. Now next review!

Faror: Uh oh. I'm about to be killed by birdy.

Birdy-chan

*twitching violently* HONEY GOT A KISS FROM YOITE-KUN!?!?!!?! And you had so few reviews... GAH!! I'm blushing from that kiss and it wasn't even for me... T.T You know that I am now very jealous of that lucky girl, right? Jealous enough that I'm feeling a bit sick. You know how much I adore Yoite and Miharu. She didn't even talk to them personally! Not her fault, but I'm depressed...

I wish you could bring Yoite back... I wanna say hi again. And I'd write lol but I'm not in the mood to laugh... T.T

Anyho... Hi Cooro! *hugs* You're so cool! I'm a birdy, too!! (Sorta)

Hi Yuki-san; I don't really know you.

Faror, Miharu and Yoite didn't say anything to me. Why didn't you give them the chance? (You know I'm never going to let this go, you gaki.)

Ed, which do you prefer- birds, cats, or dogs?

Al, do you have a Facebook?

Winry, I was putting my hair up the other day and realized that if I wear it the way I was, I look very like you. Should I cosplay as you sometime? You're currently my fave FMA character, also.

Roy and Riza, if they're there, I hope you had a great honeymoon.

Hannah, if you bring back Yoite and Miharu, I will give you a place ticket for a week's stay in Japan WITH EDWARD. He cannot escape. All expenses paid.

Faror: Fine I will let him kiss you YOITE

Yoite: *comes in* Yes?

Faror: Mind kissing someone else for me?

Yoite: Sure.

Faror: *Points*

Yoite: *kisses said person*

Faror: You may leave now.

Al; Okay…

Cooro; Who was that?

Faror: IDK. So Cooro?

Coorro: I'm a crow.

Faror: That is a birdy.

Cooro: OOOOH

Dustle: Wow.

Winry: Come on guys.

Faror: SOOOORY I FORGET ABOUT MY GUESTS

Yuki: No kidding.

Al: And me

Roy: And me

Riza: And me

Faror: SHUT UP I"M WORKING ON IT

Ed: I prefer none, thanks.

Faror: BOOOOO

Ed: FINE Birds I guess. They've done nothing to me.

Al: What did the others do to you?

Ed: Den reminds me of winry, that insane creep, And Alexander nearly killed me. BAD DOGS. Cats ruined my brother

Roy: Oh.

Faror: Well anyway

Al: No, What is facebook

Faror; Where I spend all my time nowadays

Dustle: I KNEW IT

Faror: Yeah, uh huh.

Winry: YES YOU SHOULD I loooove cosplay

Cooro: *Starts to sing sasori song*

Faror: You know it too?!

Winry: HEY IM ANSWERING A QUESTION HERE

Faror: Sorry.

Roy: Thanks. It wasn't that bad.

Riza: Yeah

Faror: *Mutter* now hes got naked pictures of her on the beach to put as a wallpaper… *is slapped*

Roy: *Slapper*

Ed; Haha.

Faror: Well I can't bring them back yet. I KNOW I FORGOT GREED, DAMMIT. *yells at self*

Ed: Okaaaay

Al: Next?

Cooro: from Hikyou

Hi~! LIANI-CHAN! How's life? Not TOO hecktic, i hope. or not. anyways, this is my first reveiw since i like never go on fanfiction. oh wel, now i got to it.

Ed-YOU KISSED SOMONE BESIDES LIANI! GO DIE

Roy-I dare you to dress up in a grass skirt and do hula

Riza-HI RIZA-CHAN *randomly hugs*

Greed-...you are a creeper...

Cooro-Apple? *hands apple*

Faror: Wellz, for one, 's Faror-chan now. I is only liani in TEA. WHICH YOU PPLS NEED TO READ

Dustle: lol.

Faror: Welp, lets start. EDWARD! *drags in*

Ed: I was already here. Uh, and no, liani's a creepy insane maniac. I don't think so.

Faror: SO MEAN! *punches*

Roy: *Sings* If ya wana have a hunk of hot and jucey meat…

Faror: OH GOD NO YOU WATCHED TOO MUCH LION KING

Roy: Fine…

Riza: *hugs back* Hi.

Ed: *under breath* That'd be –san to you…

Faror: GREED IS NOT A CREEPER HE IS AWESOME

Cooro: Yay apples!

All: *awkward silence*

Yuki: So.

Faror: That's it. So now heres the dilemma. I don't have a lot of reviews, So One EVERYBODY ADVERTISE THIS ON YOUR STORIES Also, I need guest suggestions. So next week will be an all Hommunculi segment. Fun, right? For you yes. Me? No. Ed, you're coming with.

Ed: HELL NO

Faror: But I need someone to party with!
Ed: You've got greed.

Faror: Oh yeah. You're coming anyway. So next time it will be tea time with the Hommunculi. I need help people! WAFFO PEACE OUT!