A very mean chapter for you guys!

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I have one little detail about your life to inform you on- You're stupid. Or you're at least not half as smart as me.

I plan to beat Einstein to the ground and tear down Harvard and Yale with my own small college called Noahtopian University. And, you won't attend. Because, as I said before- you're stupid.

Another small fact- with you being stupid, I am smart. Just thought you may want to know that.

At Noahtopian University, there shale be absolutely no sports. They are NOT my forte.

Noahtopian also will not include hot kids- such as the likes as a very gorgeous boy named Justin. If you are even associated with good looks, you are not allowed. As a matter a fact, you're banned. And you never even attended. Ha, the irony.

So, just a reminder- you're stupid.

Can you take all that in at one time? Don't hurt yourself- I don't have a mop and don't feel like cleaning up the mess you make.

I could, but, being smart, I'll let the stupid slaves do it.

Uh, that means you. What are you doing sitting around? Chop-chop!

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And you thought the Justin chapter was selfish~

Any Noah fans- sorry. I just wanted to make Noah mean, as he was in Total Drama Island. Again, sorry- but you must admit- you know you want to go to N.U. so bad don't cha?

If you felt offended due to being called stupid, just know Noah said it, not me.

R&R!