8.) You have been raped by Robin, Cole, Alex, and Chase… at the same time.

Our band is kind of obsessed with partyboying people. A part of the initiation process into our screwed up family is that you have to be partyboyed by all them at the same time. Alex, Cole, Chase, and Robin are big boys. They can be so scary. When you get attacked by them, you hide your face and hold your butt. You hide your face so no one knows who you are. You hide your face even more if you're in public at a competition. That's when it's the worse. You hold your butt for obvious reasons. No one wants herpes or AIDS spreading around the band. That would be bad.