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Chapter 9: Keeps Getting Worse and Worse (EPOV)

When the girls were out of sight, we all turned back around to face each other. We were sad that they had left. We were having so much fun together, talking and having a great time. They left though because of Emmett. My sadness was quickly replaced by fury, and I could see Jasper's sadness doing the same thing. I had no idea what had possessed Emmett to mention that the girls wanted to leave. They obviously didn't want to! Jasper and I glared at Emmett, who had his head hanging down. He lifted his head up and seemed surprised by our faces.

"What?" Emmett asked. Jasper and I didn't talk to him. We just kept glaring at him. I didn't talk for I feared that if I opened my mouth, all that would come out were screams that would be impossible to decipher. I wouldn't want to get kicked out of here for ruining other people's quietness. Emmett still didn't seem to figure out why Jasper and I were glaring at him. In fact, his face was just as confused as ever.

"What did I do?" Emmett asked once again. I took deep breaths and tried to control myself before I actually began to talk.

"What in the world were you thinking when you suggested that those girls had to leave? They obviously didn't have to Emmett!" I growled. Emmett seemed to understand and he nodded his head slowly.

"Oh, that." Emmett said. Jasper was starting to get really angry too. He obviously also wanted to know what had gotten to Emmett.

"Yeah Emmett, that! Why would you let the girls that we have been thinking about every second just slip away?" Jasper asked, infuriated. Emmett leaned in. For some reason, he didn't want people to hear what he was going to say. He better be careful though when he leans in and is close to my face. I was seriously going to punch his nose into his head!

"Okay guys, you see, I like Rosalie." Emmett began. Jasper and I ushered Emmett to go on. We already knew that fact. "So you see, I wanted to see if she liked me."

"What does that have to do with anything Emmett?" I asked. I was now slowly becoming confused. What did finding out if Rosalie liked him have anything to do with making the girls leave? By the look on Jasper's face, he was obviously thinking of the same thing.

"Are you going let me finish and explain everything or are you going to keep interrupting me?" Emmett asked. He was surprisingly calm. He seemed to think he had a good reason for letting the girls leave. I sighed and waved my hand for Emmett to continue. He smiled and began talking again.

"So you see I was kind of jealous. I mean, we learned that Bella's blush meant that she liked Edward, and she practically blushed every second! So we know that Bella likes Edward." Emmett said. I smiled at the thought. I remembered Bella's beautiful blush creep up onto her face whenever I looked at her.

"So anyways, judging by the looks that Alice was giving Jasper, and the way that she reacted whenever somebody said his name, we now know that Alice liked Jasper." Emmett stated. I saw Jasper drift off for a second before coming back to reality.

"Anyways, Rosalie kept looking away whenever I looked at her, and I didn't know if it was because she liked me and was shy, or if it was because she wasn't interested in me. So I was beginning to become pretty sad because I wasn't sure if Rosalie shared the same feelings toward me that I shared toward her." Emmett continued. I raised my hands up, signaling for Emmett to stop talking. Emmett and Jasper looked at me, their faces confused.

"Emmett, you could tell that she liked you because of the way she started at you!" I reminded him.

"I was getting to that Edward! Now be quiet if you want me to finish this story today!" Emmett hissed. I sat back and listened to Emmett finish his reasoning.

"So anyways, I thought that her staring at me meant that she liked me. So whenever we started at each other, I began to mentally cheer. I had thought that she actually liked me. Then, I began to wonder. Maybe she was just trying to be polite, and that's why she didn't look away. So I then began to sulk again, not knowing for sure if she actually liked me. Then, when Alice preformed a perfect plan to check on something here, I immediately thought that I could make a plan to make sure that Rosalie liked me too!" Emmett said. I thought hard, trying to figure out what Emmett was saying. When did Alice perform a plan? What did she want to check?

"Emmett, sorry for interrupting again, but what was Alice's plan?" I asked out of honest curiosity. Emmett smiled.

"I'll tell you later Edward. Although I'm pretty sure that you'd be mad at Alice a little bit after I tell you what her plan was." Emmett said. I decided not to worry about it, and waited for Emmett to continue.

"So, I decided to think of a master plan that was sure to succeed. Then, I thought of something. What better way to see if a girl likes you, then by seeing is she starts sulking when you leave her? So that's when I thought of my plan! I would say that the girls probably had to go somewhere! Then, I would look at Rosalie's reaction, and if she was sad, then that means that she likes me! Sure enough though, she was sad, and I was happy again! I wanted them to stay longer now that I knew that Rosalie liked me, but I couldn't just say that I was just joking! So I had to let them go. I was going to let them go without getting their phone number first, which was a big mistake, but then Edward saved the day! Rosalie seemed happy to get my number, which was double evidence that she liked me!" Emmett concluded. Jasper and I just sat there staring at Emmett. We couldn't believe it. Emmett leaned back again and smiled.

"So, what did you think of my master plan?" Emmett asked. "It was pretty good, huh?"

"Emmett, you mean to tell me that you let the girls that we had our eyes on leave just because you wanted to know if Rosalie liked you! How dumb could you get Emmett? That was a horrible plan!" I shouted, not being able to contain my anger any longer.

"Hey, I just wanted to be sure that she liked me!" Emmett said. "You guys had it easy because you already knew that your girls liked you!"

"Emmett, how sure can one guy get? You were already 90% sure that she liked you! You didn't have to send all our girls away just to be positive!" Jasper yelled. He had a good point there. Emmett was in for it now.

"Emmett, think about it! You just let our dream girls get away just so you could be 10% more positive that Rosalie liked you! I'm not even sure if I like you anymore Emmett, any we've been buds forever!" I exclaimed. Emmett started to think his plan over again.

"You know, now that I think about it, it was a pretty bad plan." Emmett replied. Jasper and I started at Emmett with horrified expressions.

"No kidding Emmett!" Jasper and I growled.

"Guys, calm down! I'm sorry okay! Besides, you guys shouldn't even be surprised! This isn't the only bad plan I've ever had!" Emmett shouted.

"You're right Emmett, it's not the only bad plan you've ever had, but by far, it sure is the worst plan you've ever had!" I shot back. I started fuming and I actually took time to look around me. Guests and employees were looking at our table with weird expressions on their faces. I sighed and looked at Emmett and Jasper.

"Come on guys. Let's get out of here before we get kicked out." I said. Emmett, Jasper and I all got up and headed out of Red Robin. We walked slowly and silently to the car. We all slid in and I started driving home.

"So Emmett, don't think we're through with you yet." I scolded.

"Man Edward, you sound like my mother right now! Look, at least we got their numbers! We didn't leave this empty handed! We're just lucky that they liked us enough to give us their phone numbers!" Emmett boomed. I had to admit, he did have a point there. That still didn't excuse him though. His actions had made us lose precious time with the girls. We were doing just fine too! Emmett had to go and ruin everything though, just to make sure that Rosalie liked him. These girls had really brain washed Emmett, and to be honest, Jasper and I too.

"You're right Emmett. I'm sorry man. These girls are getting to all of us, and I'm blaming you for everything. I'm truly sorry." I sighed. Emmett smiled, pleased that he had won. He then grabbed me in a choke hold.

"It's okay man! We like these girls though, so it's all worth it!" Emmett said. I nodded and slid my head out of his grasp.

"Emmett, you do know that it's dangerous to choke someone while they're driving, right?" I asked him. Emmett just shrugged his shoulders and smiled.

"I have no idea." Emmett clarified. I chuckled and put my eyes on the road again. The rest of the way home was silent, considering we had nothing to talk about anymore. Emmett did keep snickering though at certain pints, though I wasn't really sure why.

When we arrived home, we all walked slowly to the door. I wasn't sure why we were doing it though. We just were. I took out my keys and tried to unlock the door. For some reason, the keys weren't going in. I started fumbling with the keys and grunting. This was getting really frustrating.

"What's wrong Edward?" Emmett asked me. I tried opening the door one more time before I answered him. I failed once again, and I then turned around to face Emmett and Jasper.

"I don't really know what's wrong. I'm trying to open the door but the keys won't go inside." I told them. Emmett then pushed Jasper aside and came to stand right next to me.

"Hey! What was that for Emmett?" Jasper asked. Jasper's face was filled with anger. Emmett was scared or affected by it though. He actually found it funny.

"Oh be quiet Jasper! Take it like a man! I need to help Edward open this door unless you want to sleep outside tonight!" Emmett commented. Jasper growled and Emmett just laughed and turned toward me.

"Give me the keys. I'll show you how it's done." Emmett said. He snatched the keys from my hand and tried to open the door, with no luck.

"Man, it won't open!" Emmett grunted. He tried again and again to open the door, but all his attempts ended the same way. In Failure.

Then, the unexpected happened. Emmett dropped the keys. It was a big deal though because right on the side of our door, there was a drain that led to the sewer, and the keys fell right down the drain.

"Yeah, nice way to get it done Emmett! The office doesn't have a spare key for us! Now we're really stuck outside!" Jasper said.

"This day just gets worse and worse!" I yelled. Emmett's eyes were filled with disbelief, but they quickly turned into mischievous eyes.

"You know guys. I actually have a great idea. Listen, we could break the windows, and climb through them, and then we can-"Emmett said before I interrupted him.

"Emmett, we will not be breaking into our own place! If the police come, we won't be able to prove anything, and we'll go to jail! Do you want to go to jail Emmett?" I asked. Emmett shook his head and smiled at me.

"Edward, Edward, Edward. I am so disappointed in you! Of course I was thinking about what if's, like if the police came!" Emmett replied. Jasper and I were really confused now.

"Then what do you propose we do, Emmett? How can we avoid the police coming?" Jasper asked.

"Well, remember how you wanted to install a security system, but I said no." Emmett asked Jasper. Jasper nodded his head.

"Well, we can always go to a store, buy a security system, install it, and then throw a shoe at the window and break it! The police will come and we'll say that the criminal got away, and they stole our house keys while they were at it. Then the police will make us new keys, and we can enter the house!" Emmett said, pleased with himself. Jasper and I were just as angry as ever. Was this guy for real?

"Emmett, sorry to burst your bubble, but your plan is a pile of poop. Do you mean to tell me that you want to trick the police, get them all worked up about a fake criminal that is on the loose, make the police put up wanted signs, evacuate the city, and take all that time to do it, just so we can enter our own home?" I asked, outraged.

"Yup, pretty much." Emmett said. Jasper was beyond furious now.

"Emmett, are you crazy? First of all, we need to be on the inside of our house to install a security system! Next, won't it be bad if we lead the police on a wild goose chase? The police would be trying to find a fake person Emmett! Third, don't you think that the police would ask us for a description of a man? We wouldn't have a description of anyone!" Jasper yelled. Emmett shook his head and put his hand on Jasper's shoulder. Jasper quickly shook it off.

"Jasper, Jasper, Jasper. You underestimate me too much! I'm way ahead of you. I've already got the description all worked out! We'll tell the police that a man or a woman with blonde hair that was really skinny broke into our house. The person has blue eyes." Emmett said.

"Emmett, you do realize that you just described Rosalie and Jasper, right?" I asked. Emmett's eyes started to widen

"Oh yeah. Well, Jasper's with us, so the police would know that it wasn't him!" Emmett said.

"Well. What about Rosalie?" I asked.

"Well, you're right about that one. I'll just change the description. We'll really tell the police that-"Emmett said before I once again interrupted him.

"Emmett, it doesn't matter! We're not doing that! That would not work! If we give the police a phony description, think of what would happen! The police would find someone with that exact description and arrest that innocent man!" I said. Emmett tapped his chin and nodded his head.

"Yup, you're right once again. The police would find our fingerprints on the shoe and know it was us. Okay, listen, how about we throw something that can't take your fingerprint," Emmett said, proud of himself. Was he serious about all this?

"You don't get it! That's not the point! The point is that we're not doing it at all! It won't work! Also, for the record, I think that you can leave your fingerprint of everything Emmett." I said.

"Well, why don't we get this master criminal who has experience with all this stuff! He'll help us with all this!" Emmett said.

"We're not doing it Emmett! Now think of something else! We will not go through all that just to get inside our house!" Jasper said.

"Yeah, seriously Emmett. You've been watching too many spy movies." I said.

"Hey, they have useful information in them! There was this on movie that taught me how to rob a bank, the right way. It might be useful one day, like when we're poor and we need money." Emmett replied, quietly though. Jasper and I sighed.

"Do you really expect us to turn to a lifetime of crime Emmett?" I asked. Emmett shrugged his shoulders, and we all just went back to thinking.

"I've got it!" Emmett yelled. "It's the perfect plan!"

"Emmett, if it has anything to do with crime, I swear I'll kill you." I said. I was really trying to calm down.

"Well, it doesn't really involve crime." Emmett said. I held up my hand before he could talk again.

"I still don't want to hear it." I whispered. Emmett frowned.

"No, just hear me out! Since we don't have a security system, we can just crash through the window and go inside our house!" Emmett exclaimed.

"No Emmett that still wouldn't work. The neighbors would see us, and they'd call the police. Then we'd really go to jail." Jasper said. Emmett sighed and looked at us.

"Then what are your plans?" Emmett asked us. I could tell he was disappointed that he wouldn't get to have any action today.

"Well, we could always call the people who work in the sewer. They'd go down there and help us find our keys." I said. Jasper nodded his head. He seemed to like the idea. Emmett sighed and nodded his head too. Besides, my idea was the easiest and best so far.

"My ideas were still better." Emmett whispered more to himself than anybody else. Well, my ideas weren't best to Emmett.

I then went to our neighbors' house and asked them for a phone book. They kindly gave me one and we all started searching for sewage companies. When we found one, I took out my cell phone and dialed the number. I read the description and found out that they actually search for lost things down there. This was perfect! The phone rang three times before someone answered the phone.

"Sewage searchers here. You lose it, we find it. This is Kevin. How can we help you?" Kevin asked.

"Yes, our house keys dropped into the drain that leads into the sewer, and now we can't enter our house." I said. Emmett quietly muttered something about is being able to enter our house if we listened and followed his ideas, but I just ignored him. Emmett then leaned over and pressed speaker on the phone so that we could all hear what Kevin was saying.

"Well, how did the keys end up in the sewer?" Kevin asked. Jasper and I looked at Emmett, and he muttered a low 'What?' Why did Kevin need to know anyways?

"Um, well, my friend dropped it in there." I said. I could then hear something covering the phone's speaker. We could still hear him perfectly though. He was laughing.

"I love this job! It's so funny! This is by far the funniest call we've ever gotten! These people are such idiots!" Kevin said to someone. He was probably talking to one of his fellow workers. Emmett, Jasper, and I all shared a disbelieving look. Emmett growled. He was mad about what Kevin was saying.

"Should we just hang up and call someone else?" Emmett whispered to Jasper and I. Jasper shook his head.

"No. I have a feeling the next people we call would do this too." Jasper said. Emmett and I nodded our heads. He was probably right. Kevin then came back on the phone and started talking to us again.

"Okay sir, where do you live?" Kevin asked. We told him where we lived.

"Okay, we'll be there in about an hour. See you then!" Kevin said. We then heard a dial tone, which meant that Kevin had hung up.

"Well, he was very friendly." Emmett growled.

"I think rude is the correct word." Jasper said. Emmett and I nodded.

"The worst part is, he's bringing his idiotic friends with him! When they get here, I'm giving them a piece of my mind!" Emmett hissed. We than all sat down on our front steps.

"You know, this is going to take a while. We should do something." I said. Emmett nodded his head.

"Yeah. I have a feeling those sewer people are going to make us wait even longer for them to show up, just to mess with us! I bet if we called and said that we were the president, they'd be at the White House in less than ten minutes! Then, they'd call us to tell us that they have to cancel because their mother has the swine flu and they can't come. They'd enjoy that. Or better yet, they'd just want to bail out on us, so they call us and tell us that their mother had the swine flu so they can't come, and they'd be snickering on the other end and saying that we're such idiots! Well, we could then always call the police on them." Emmett growled. Jasper and I gave Emmett weird looks.

"Anyways, what do you guys want to do?" Jasper asked. We all started thinking before Emmett shot up.

"I know what we can do!" Emmett shouted. Jasper and I groaned.

"If it has anything to do with crime, spies, or anything else like that, I will kill you, and I won't do it." I said.

"No, it has nothing to do with that. It's better though. Think of it as a gift for ruining your evening with the ladies." Emmett said. He then just stopped talking.

"Well, what is it? Tell us Emmett!" Jasper shouted. Emmett smiled.

"What would you guys say to calling the girls?" Emmett asked. Jasper and I looked at each other. Our eyes brightened and we nodded our heads.

"I'll call them." Jasper said. He took out his cell phone, scrolled down until he saw Alice's name, and pressed call. I turned around and looked at Emmett and smiled.

"This is by far the greatest idea you've ever had!" I said. Jasper turned around and looked at Emmett too.

"Yeah man, this is the best idea you've ever had!" Jasper said. Emmett then smiled.

"Yeah, I know!" Emmett bragged. Jasper then put the phone on speaker so we could all hear. The phone kept ringing. Something was bothering me though, and I could tell by the looks of Emmett and Jasper that it was bothering them too.

Would the girls pick up?

Okay, chapter 9 is here! See, the because of your reviews, I updated the next day! :)

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