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'Damn..ha ha...her…. ha ha.' Zoro panted, resting on a tree trunk. 'It's like Doctorine all over again...' Luffy remembered, slumping on a tree branch. Chopper and Sanji nodded in agreement.

'DAMN IT GRAY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!' Natsu yelled furiously. 'WHAT?! How is it MY fault?!' 'YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT!'

'YOU'RE THE ONE WHO AGREED TO IT!'

'ONLY CAUSE ERZA-'

'STOP IT!' Erza demanded, punching them both on the head.'Look, arguing isn't going to get us anywhere!'

Two Hours Ago

'Chug chug chug chug chug chug!'

Zoro and Cana sat at the bar having their own drinking competition. Nami, on the other hand, was not in the mood for a competition and sat with Lucy, Erza, Wendy and Robin whilst drinking tea, watching the competition.

'Cana takes the lead on her fiftieth drink! Zoro's not far behind on his forty ninth. What a competition ladies and gentlemen! Who will win?! Who is the best drinker?!' Usopp commented on the competition, using a Den Den Mushi speaker they had stored on the ship.

'Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat!'

Meanwhile on the other side of the guild, Luffy and Natsu were having a competition of their own.

'C'mon Natsu, you can beat him!'

'Come on Luffy, you can do this!'

'I couldn't keep up with this amount of cooking...' Sanji said, sweat dropping.

'You have *chomp* a good *slurp* stomach *munch* Luffy.' 'Shishishishi! *slurp* You too *munch* Natsu.' Bones and juices were flying everywhere, spectators were dodging the flying remains waiting to see who had the biggest stomach.

Erza muttered the word 'idiots' to herself, as Sanji placed down his homemade strawberry cake in front of her. 'For my dear Erza-chwan, a sponge strawberry cake.' Sanji explained proudly with hearts in his eyes. 'For Nami-swan, a tangerine cake. For Lucy-swan, a raspberry cake, and for Robin-chwan, a blackberry cake!' Sanji explained as he placed the cakes in front of the girls. 'As for the little mademoiselle, a blueberry cake.' Sanji finished off, placing the cake in front of Wendy. 'Little…..' Wendy moped.

Lucy and Nami stared at their cakes and pushed them away. 'Not hungry.' Lucy complained. 'Me either.' Nami followed, but more sorrowfully than Lucy's tone. Sanji was confused at their behavior, but didn't question it, since he believed that he should never question a woman's morals.

Erza picked up her fork, about to cut a piece off. But before she did, a greasy chicken bone flew into the cake, splattering it everywhere. Alarm bells rang around the table, lightning striking behind the girls. 'My…. strawberry cake…..' 'Oh don't worry Erza-chwan! I can- huh? Erza-chwan?'

Erza stiffly got up and walked over to the captain and the fire dragon.

'Erza-chwan..?' Sanji suddenly remembered the time on the ship when Luffy ate the last Strawberry cake. 'Oh no...'

'YOU IDIOTS!' BAM!

Erza kicked them both in the face. Natsu tumbled into Gray's back, resulting Gray's face landing first into steaming hot pudding. 'WATCH IT YOU STUPID HOT HEAD!' 'ME?! YOU WERE THE ONE SITTING THERE YOU ICE PERVERT!' 'WHAT WAS THAT?!'

Luffy bumped into Sanji, who stumbled onto Zoro, resulting in Zoro's face nearly getting stuck in a mug of alcohol. 'WATCH IT YOU STUPID LOVE COOK!' 'WHAT YOU SAY?!'

'Hey everyone!' Chopper came running into the guild filled with glee. 'Check out my new rare bo-' Before Chopper could finish, a furious flame burnt the book to a crisp. 'Ahh… My… MY NEW BOOK!' Chopper turned into his heavy point and punched Natsu, who flung into Franky, who flew into the wall, injuring his nose. 'Why you…! Witness the wrath of my super rockets!' As Franky fired his rockets, Natsu lept out of the way, revealing Brook with a shiny new cello he got for free. (A/N Because the store owners were terrified of him) 'YOHOHOHO! You'll never guess what-'

BOOM! The rockets came into contact with Brook's cello and blew it up into tiny pieces. 'Ahhh... My… MY CELLO!'

In five minutes flat everyone in the guild was fighting, except Usopp and the four girls trying to eat their cake in peace. 'N-now come on guys let's-' Usopp felt the microphone swipe out of his hand as he tried to talk.

'Oh, master!' Makarov cleared his throat and took a deep breath.

'STOP IT YOU STUPID BRATS!' The microphone gave a loud feedback carrying Makarov's voice. Everyone in the facility covered their ears, trying to prevent them from bleeding.

'Will you ever learn?! You all know we're low on money and we can't risk this place getting damaged! Also, I'm trying to think how to improve the situation, and you're not helping!' The members started to pout and back down. 'Now Natsu, Luffy, come with me. I have a job for you two.'

The boys followed Makarov upstairs, leaving behind silence. For about ten seconds.

'YOU WILL DO IT AND THAT'S FINAL!' A booming voice yelled from up the stairs, followed by Natsu and Luffy running out the door at high speed. 'Yessir!' They yelled.

'Idiots.' Lucy and Nami said together.

'AGAIN!' Erza yelled at the marimo. Zoro was sweating and lying on the ground. He shakily stood up, and zoomed towards Erza using the new magic whip he summoned. A silver magic circle scanned the handle, and a blade whip appeared.

'HAAAA!' Zoro yelled, as he flung it towards Erza with all his might. But Erza simply let the whip wrap around her blade and pulled Zoro forward, resulting in Erza almost stabbing him in the face with her sword.

'You're still attacking without thinking.' Erza repeated for the last ten minutes. 'AGAIN!'

Zoro walked back to his position, legs shaking a little from exhaustion.

'HAHAHAHAHA! Marimo's a dumb dumb! HAHAHAHA!' A rock flew into Sanji's forehead, leaving a big mark. 'SHUT IT YOU TERRIBLE COOK!'

'Huh? You wanna go you snooze fest?!'

'Gladly, you mellorine obsessed freak!'

'WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?!' An annoyed Lucy commanded, as she whacked them both on the head causing dents in the ground. 'L-Lucy, is something wrong?' Erza asked, never seeing this side of Lucy before. Happy, who was watching Zoro's training, lept onto Erza's shoulder, gnawing on a fish.

'Maybe she's on her pe-' 'SHUT IT YOU STUPID CAT!' Lucy threw a rock in Happy's face before he continued. Lucy then stormed into the guild, leaving behind a very confused knight, swordsman, and cook, with an unconscious cat.

Gajeel and Franky, who was watching the scene from afar, came up to the group, watching Lucy enter the guild.

'What's up with Bunnygirl?' Gajeel asked. 'Beats me.' Erza answered. 'Bunnygirl?' Sanji and Zoro repeated, confused. 'She used to dress up in a hot bunny suit to gain attention.' Gajeel explained. 'Sexy… Bunny suit?' Sanji muttered, as an imagine cloud hovered above his head.

He imagined Lucy in her usual red bunny suit, her back turned on Sanji. Suddenly, she turned around and winked. 'Sanji, come here, I have a surprise for you!'

'Gehehehehe!' Sanji giggled at his own dirty fantasy, while the others sweatdropped at his stupid face. 'Idiot.' Zoro muttered.

Natsu came around the corner holding a broom, growling to himself. 'Ahh this stinks. I come back after seven years and what do they want? They want me to clean the yard! As if they can't do it themselves.' Luffy followed him, holding a rake. 'Why does grandpa want us to clean the yard?' Luffy questioned, starting to stretch his arms across the yard collecting leaves with his rake. 'Because he probably hates us.' Natsu replied.

'Gee-hee! Stuck with maid work Salamander?' 'Hahaha! Looks like your new superpower is super fast cleaning!' 'Maybe we should get you boys a maid outfit.' Erza teased. 'Hahahahaha!' Zoro and Sanji laughed.

'SHUT UP YOU GUYS! Alright Happy let's-' Natsu called to Happy, who was lying on the ground, still unconscious.

'HAPPY, WAKE UP!' Natsu barked, commando style. 'Is it morning? Where's my fish?' Happy rubbed his eyes lazily, as he sat up.

'YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME, SO QUIT SLEEPING!'

'But I-'

'NO BUTS!'

A snowball flew into Natsu's mouth, shutting him up. 'Will you two stop it?' Gray asked impatiently. 'But it was Happy's fault!' Natsu mumbled, his mouth still filled with snow. 'I don't care.' Gray replied blandly. 'Now get back to sweeping. Miss Maid Natsu.'

Several tick marks appeared on Natsu's face, as a fiery background stood behind him, eyes black and snow in his mouth melting faster than an icypole on a hot summer's day.

'Why you…!' Natsu growled.

'Hey Natsu!' A call from across the yard yelled Natsu's name. Natsu looked to the side, and saw Max, Warren, Vijeeter, and Nab walking up to him. 'Hey guys! What's up?' Natsu asked.

'Fight me.' Max demanded.

'Huh?!' Everyone, who was listening, exclaimed.

'Hold on! You gotta death wish or something?!' Gray yelled, taking a step forward to Max.

'C'mon it's fine.' Max encouraged. 'I just want to see how much stronger I've become.' 'After all, we haven't just been sitting around doing nothing for the past seven years.' Macro added with a cheeky grin.

Natsu grinned back. 'Fine, I accept your challenge.'

'Well this ought to be interesting.' Robin said, hearing the commotion from inside. 'My heart aches for Max. If I had a heart. YOHOHOHOHO!' 'I think you should re-play that sentence in your head.' Nami pointed out, sweat dropping.

Everyone stood outside the guild, the fight about to begin.

'Oi Nami! Watching the fight?' Luffy asked, as he grasped onto Nami, giving her a bearhug. 'Ooo, this is going to be an interesting match!' Nami's face started going red. 'Get off me!' She exclaimed, pushing him off and zooming far away from Luffy as possible, leaving smoke and dust behind.

'What's up with her?' Zoro asked, sweat dropping. 'OI LUFFY! DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO HER?!' Sanji asked furiously, shaking him violently by the throat.

'N-n-n-no , no-o-th-in-g th-at co-me-s to mi-nd!'

'So you did do something.' Usopp butted in, sweat dropping. 'I DID NOT!' Luffy barked at him. 'Oh, except maybe last night when-'

'SAND REBELLION!'

Luffy got cut of by a sand storm like wind. 'Ooo, That's a strong wind! Wonder if I can ride it!' Luffy slipped out of Sanji's grasped and stretched himself like a parachute. 'Woooohooooooo!' He yelled as he flew out into the forest, landing about 500 meters (Approx 1640ft.) east of the guild.

'I'll go get him.' Chopper sighed as he entered the forest. 'I'll go with you.' Zoro decided. 'I'm going too. I'm not taking chances with your stupid sense of direction, you stupid sake loving snooze fest.'

The pirates turned their heads away from the swordsman and cook's heating argument and back to the battle. Max was dominating Natsu by pushing him back and not giving him the chance to counter.

'These Fairy Tail Wizards are something else aren't they?' Franky said, surprised that Natsu was losing. 'He could probably defeat Crocodile with that magic.' Robin pointed out.

'Damn! He has improved!' Natsu suddenly noticed how to turn the situation around. He lept up, using the wind Max was creating to get out of the attack. He focused all of his weight to the side of Max and landed on his left.

'Mōdo Raienryū...' (Lightning Flame Dragon Mode)

Sparks began to fly around Natsu and his flames.

'What the…!' Max was shocked, as he noticed Natsu had control over Lightning Flames now.

'Raienryū no Hōkō!' (Lightning Flame Dragon's Roar)

The attack just missed Max, cutting a few strands of his hair. 'Damn it! Alright Natsu, I give!' Max surrendered, after Natsu's attack. 'Hehehe! I win!' Natsu declared, arms punching the air 'Anyone else want a go?' Natsu turned his head to the others, who shook their heads vigorously. 'HAHAHAHA...hahaha..ha….' Natsu laughed as he got dreary, and collapsed on the ground exhausted.

'Natsu...Natsu! Wake up!' A fuzzy like voice, from Natsu's perspective, told him. Suddenly, hard slaps came into contact with his cheeks.

'LET ME SLEEP DAMN IT!' Natsu demanded, as he punched what felt like a nose. As he opened his eyes in a furious rampage, he noticed everyone surrounding him backing away. 'What?' Natsu asked. He turned his head, and he understood, as he noticed who exactly he punched.

'Oh?' Erza turned a demonic head, dark and scary aura raising behind her. 'Hehehe...' Natsu started to sweat bullets, noticing the evil stare from her.

'Looks like we need to try increase our power.' Gray noticed, ignoring Natsu's cries of mercy from Erza, the words bam and slap coming from the side. 'But it could take longer than usual...' Wendy noticed. 'We can go to Porlyusica.' Charla suggested. Gray nodded. 'That's exactly what I was thinking.'

'But she chases any human away!' Lucy, who was listening, said a little nervously, as she walked towards the group with a strawberry milkshake in her hand.

'True, but we have no choice. I say we go. What do you think Natsu?' Natsu raised his head, black and blue, bloodied and swollen all over. 'Yes, I agwee with Ewza!' Natsu raised his hand and let the words slip from his swollen lips.

The team started to make their way into the forest, Gray turned around and stopped Lucy. 'Luce, I think you should stay here for a while.'

'Why?' Lucy asked, a little confused. 'Because you're acting a bit like Aquarius.' Natsu answered. 'Huh? What did you say?!' Lucy asked demonically, exactly how Aquarius would have phrased it. Natsu and Gray whimppered, as she hadn't been this scary since Natsu and Gray's stupid argument over who won the pillow fight.

Lucy realized what they were saying and took a sigh. 'Okay, I see your point. I'll behave more calmly from now on.' Lucy apologized with a bow.

'Okay then. Let's go.' Gray said, leading the way.