Okay dudes… yeah chapter eight… I know it has been a LOOOOONG time but here it is!

Yeah….

Yeah…

Donut: you still have total writers block don't you?

Yeah…

Donut: what to braid each other's hair?

Yeah…

Chapter 8 why are we here?

After Franklin and Mj's song the two sat down only to find sakiko still rather annoyed and depressed.

" oy! I want an apple martini here followed by smex on le beach!" shouted sakiko to the bartender.

"commin' up!"

Franklin stared at sakiko. "arnt you a little young to be drinking?"

"arnt you al little to old to be wearing twinckle toes by schetchers?"

"touché hic-a -doo-la." Said franklin with an annoyed expression.

" so what now you drink until you get drunk?" asked franklin.

"no I'm just going to drink until I'm tipsy. Then ill just drink a diet coke…" said sakiko in a glum voice.

"I know how to make you better!"

-boys table.

"well the thing with mj, sure he's dumb but he's not that bad looking. All the hot chicks seem to like him." Said leonard.

"yeah I do… he's like so hot." Said the dumb blond waitress.

"will you like get the crap out of here like?" said Richard super annoyed.

"okay so what now we ate we drank and we payed he check. What now?"asked franklin sipping on some apple martini

"I want to go to the beach!" said mj exited.

"yeah that sounds fun. Lets do it!" said sakiko in an exited tone.

"okay." Said franklin obviously bored.

"CHECK PLEASE!" shouted sakiko

-with da boyz.

"hey Leonard where's Allison?" asked Richard.

"oh no. She didn't want to come, neither did Kaikaina. Man Dexter your sister has a weird ass name dude." Said Leonard.

"Yeah, everyone thinks it's a black name but it's not, its Hawaiian!" said Dexter.

"really?"

"yeah it means younger sibling of the opposite sex."

"huh."

"yeah."

"your uhhh… parents got a little lazy there didn't they?"

"yeah yeah they did…"

"so are you from Hawaii?"

"yeah I am."

"cool."

"yeah, I miss that place… the beach, surfing. I lived on the main island."

"so how do you say like…thanks or good morning."

"I think 'thanks' is mahallo."

"Isn't that-"

"What's the point of this conversation!" shouted Richard.

"uhh guys these people are leaving."

-in the car

"man these people are so dumb they think they can spy on us without us knowing that they're there!"huffed Franklin texting on his phone

"Yeah seriously. And who are you texting?"

"mm? I'm texting frank dufrense. He wants us to come by later."

"Oh I have an Idea why don't we all sleep over at the beach house tonight? I mean it's the weekend."

"True ill text him that!"

-later.

"Ok ya'll have everything?"

"Yep!"

"Frankie. What's with the utility belt?"

"I got tired of looking around my backpack for the things that make my life more convenient. Ive got my sidekick 3 here, because the browser is faster than the sidekick2. But I keep the sidekick 2 handy because I like the scroll bar. Here is where I keep my digital camera with the most megapixels." Said frank, pointing at different locations on his utility belt.

"So where is the grappling hook?" asked sakiko rather sarcastically.

"I've got it right here its make out of cat 5!" said frank exited.

Sakiko groaned and just rolled her eyes.

"Oh have you heard from miroku and inuyasha?"

"uhhh…"

-Scotland.

"I hope "we've lost your luggage" is Scottish for 'how 'bout a drink?'" said miroku rather upset.

"what the hell are we going to wear for the next four days!" cried inuyasha.

5 minutes later.

"I'm not wearing this." Said miroku, wearing a golfer suit.

"I don't know…I look pretty good!" said inuyasha in a janitors suit.

"you're not wearing that!"

1 hour later.

"are you one hundred percent sure it's okay for guys to wear skirts here? Isn't that just at folk festivals or theme parks?" asked miroku.

"Trust me. And they're called 'kilts' not 'skirts'. Seriously, your lack of knowledge of the culture makes us both look bad." Said inuyasha.

"Then why is everyone staring?" asked miroku who had a blue flower skirt.

Inuyasha had on a pink mini skirt showing off his pale hairless legs.

"probably because you need to wax. EW." Said inuyasha annoyed.

Clearly they both look gay.

-back with sakiko.

"Yeah I think they're cool."

"You sure? Cuz you don't sound very sure."

"Maybe?"

"Okay?"

"Yeah…"

AND NOW BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF IDEAS A MOMENT WITH ROXY AND BRYAN!

Roxy- I feel like I have a ball or rage inside me.

Therapist-anger is a natural impulse. What you need is a way to channel this pent up energy into non violent ways. This is a "pain pillow". Whenever you start to lose control, take it out on your "pain pillow" instead of your friends eventually you won't even need the pillow to express yourself non violently.

Roxy- you've never met bryan.

At work

Bryan- a pillow? Arent you at least going to pretend to be awake for work anymore?

Roxy- this is my "pain pillow". My psychiatrist says I should take my anger out on it. Instead of you idiots.

Bryan- then this might be a good time to tell you that I broke your laptop. With a baseball bat. Accidentally.

-roxy suffocates bryan with the "pain pillow-

Roxy- Hey its working!

And back to the show!

"Ok, let's talk about melee weaponry, the elites get their plasma blades. The brutes get the grav hammer. And a lot of people think that the UNSC should have and appropriate match. Many feel it should be culled from this familiar difficulty shield. But sadly, and no matter how much you want it, it just won't work. Allow me to demonstrate. MJ!" shouted sakiko while grabbing a replica of the Halo difficulty shield.

"Hello!"

-PRANG-

"What did you need me for sakiko?" asked Mj who now had a bump on his head.

"End of story." Said sakiko to frank.

"Fine ill stop heckling Bungie." Sighed frank.

"Uh sakiko they already made a knife for halo reach."

"Dammit."

Back with sasuke.

"so itachi have you found sakiko yet?"

"Huh?"

"Sakiko."

"Oh is that what I'm supposed to be looking for?"

"My bestie is missing and YOUR just sitting on the couch playing HALO?"

"Relax dude. What is she your girlfriend?"

-Blush-

"No."

"Then you secretly love her."

"No I don't! She's my sister."

"No she's not. We took her in when she washed up ashore. She doesn't even have the uchiha name. So you can go out with her."

"No dude!"

"~you like sakiko~"

"shut up!"

"and you like sakura~"

"SHUT UP!"

"AND YOU LIKE NARUTO~"

"ok now you're just naming the pairings in the fanficion world! Remember you and I are in there too!"

"THAT'S DISGUSTING! I WOULD NEVER GET WITH YOU! Maybe."

"WHAT?"

"shut up."

-back with the people …

"Man right now I feel all warm and fuzzy. Kind of like a big hair ball, the dry ones not the wet ones where you cough and cough-"

"ew! Sakiko!"

"What?"

"That's a horrible way to describe something."

"Fine you come up with something Franklin ."

"…"

"Thought so."

"Shut up I'm thinking."

Is this story going anywhere? I'm bored here.

"Shut up narrator you're the one writing the story!"

Oh fine ill come up with something soon okay!

-somewhere with naruto and sakura.

"Hey smiley" said naruto

"Hey naruto, whats going on?"asked sakura.

"Edward Cullen is trying to build the largest single stack of fusion coils ever assembled. I think he's hoping it'll earn him some recon, you know a main role in the story and the author's recognition."

"Id figured they'd give it to him for this section of the story."

"Nah, that's never enough for recon…no matter how hard someone works on it or how great it is!"

Above with Edward.

"Stay, stay, STAY!"

Back on earth a little later.

"Looks like he's about to place the last coil."

"Wow, that's impressive…we are going to throw grenades at the stack, right?"

"Like it was the LAW!"

-the next day

"Good morning everyone." Said naraku walking into his class. "So what do you guys have planned for- wait…where's sakiko? Is she tardy again?" said naraku rather annoyed.

"She's a little pissed off at sasuke, sensei. I think she will either be super late or just absent..." said sesshomaru glaring at sasuke.

"Oh?"

"Ohayo~" said sakiko walking into the classroom.

"SAKIMORI CASABLANKA UNITED STATES OF AMERICA UCHIHA YOU ARE IN SOOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE!" shouted sasuke at the top of his lungs banging his fists on his desk like a rabid monkey.

"meh?"

"uchiha no shouting in the class. That's my job! Now…a-hem… why are you late sakiko?"

"oh piss off, blame sasuke for my tardiness and also, DON'T YOU YELL AT ME MY MOTHER IS YOUR MOTHER OKAY?"

"your adopted, you don't have a mother." Said ino rather smugly.

"one, who are you? Two this isn't your fight, and three shut the fudge up ino you're a stupid slut because your father doesn't love you and treats you more like a burlap bag you stupid who-"

"sakiko! Sit down, no more insulting each other and just pay attention to class!" shouted naraku.

"screw this just mark me absent I'm out." Said sakiko sipping her coffie.

"oh no you don't!" shouted naraku and sasuke at the same time.

"sasuke for the last time. shouting is my job!"

In the hall

"sakiko!"

Sasuke ran down the hall to meet his roommate.

"what do you want sasuke."

"I want you to come home! I can't stand being in that empty dorm all by myself alone! And I just miss you okay?"

"Jeez, you're not even going to apologize to me?"

"What did I do?"

"Oh forget it, I don't want to talk to you, were even worse off than Edward and Bella!"

-Edwards apartment

"Edward I have a question."

"What is it Bella?"

"Yeah, its 9 am."

"That's not a question."

"No I mean its nine am. Isn't it a little early to be drinking beer and blood?"

"I'm on vacation."

"But you need to work in an hour."

"It's a short vacation."

"But aren't you supposed to be a good example for renesmee?"

"So are you but I see that you are still in your sexy teddy and not really doing anything about it."

"Shut up I have a hangover from last night."

"And who is the bad example?"

-later at the office..

"How many cups of coffee would you say sakiko drinks a day?" asked naruto to ranma.

"I dun no…fifteen?"

"At least. But she's so mellow; it doesn't seem to affect her at all… I wonder what would happen if we switched her coffee with decaf…?"

"let's try it."

-later that night at sakiko's funeral.

"well that was unexpected." Said naruto

"should we say a few words?" asked ranma.

"sakikooooooooooooo~" cried kari and sasuke.

"Ill miss her food." Said ithachi.

"I just beat super princess peach!" said eria.

"awesome high five!" said bryan.

"This is the worst funeral ever." Sighed Edward.

-later at 4am

~HERE LIES SAKIMORI CASABLANKA UNITED STATES OF AMERICA UCHIHA~

(I would have used a different font, but I'm dead)

The grave digger just shook his head and drank his coffee.

"poor kid." He mumbled dropping his espresso and walking away.

Then….

A hand comes out of the grave…

-next day.

"hey ryoga, are you looking at guitars on ebay?" asked sango walking into the office.

"yeah." –click-

"again?"

"yeah." –tak- -click-

"how many do you have now anyway?"

"four… 'bout to be five."

"do you have more guitars than underwear?"

"yeah, lots more!... I mean…uh."

"gross."

"eh yo sango comere for a sec will you?" asked itachi.

"yeah?"

"call everyone for a meeting."

"ok. YO PEOPLE STAFF MEETIN'!"

"I could have done that!"

"Then why'd ya ask me you dummy?"

"Ugh…"

"hey ita-chan whats up?" asked eria coming up to the older uchiha.

"look." Said itachi pointing to a certain desk.

Everyone turned around to see sakiko typing away on her computer.

"SAKIKO! I thought you were dead."

"no dude, I was just in a comatose state because SOME PEOPLE didn't even bother calling the hospital and made me drink decaf."

"oh…ok."

Sakiko just glared at the group.

"I really hate you people."

-later

"Hey fluffy thanks for coming." Said sakiko to sesshomaru with a smile.

"no problem. I'm going to get something from the coffee shop downstairs first. Want anything?" asked sesshomaru.

"a large coffee please." Said sakiko, returning to her work.

"a – hem" coughed sesshomaru holding out his hand.

"just tell them to put it on our tab." Said sakiko, typing away on the computer.

"cool!"

After fluffy- I mean sesshomaru walked out the door naruto just had to ask.

"we have a tab?"

"nope." Said sakiko smiling.

In the midst of everything sakiko was back and waiting to kick sasuke's ass

Well hope you enjoyed the story, sorry if it wasn't that funny and also yeah sorry it took so long I have the horrible disease of writers block. BUT FEAR NOT! it is winter vacation and I will be writing soon. Soooooon!

Zim: did you have to scream?

YES!