(A/n: Forgive me for the silly bit in this chapter. =P)
After many kisses and caresses in the cabin of the yacht, Major Nelson finally said: "Jeannie... try to understand... I really do not want a yacht now!"
"You do not?"
"No!"
"Ohh! I know!" She blinked and he found himself in an office with wooden walls, sitting in a comfortable leather chair. He wore an elegant gray linen suit and instead of his cap, he wore a cowboy hat! He looked at a glass of whiskey he had in one hand. "Oh... Jeannie!"
She appeared sitting cross-legged on the table in front of him. "You called, Mr. Nelson?" She said, smiling. She was dressed as a secretary: a black suit, hair up in a bun and round glasses. She looked beautiful, but he needed to concentrate.
"Jeannie, where am I?"
"In your ranch in Texas, Master!" She replied gleefully.
"What?"
"Since you do not want a yacht, I decided to give you a ranch! You would be a powerful oil tycoon and everyone would fear you and..."
"Jeannie! I'm not an oil tycoon, I'm an astronaut!"
"You do not want to be an oil tycoon?"
"NO!"
"But you look so handsome like that too!"
"Jeannie!"
She looked at him seriously. Fearing what she could do, he added a "Please."
"Very well, Master."
She blinked and they were gone.
Meanwhile, Major Healey and Jeannie's sister appeared in Baghdad. "Hey, what are we doing here?"
"If I know myself well, Jeannie must have taken Major Nelson to his newest palace. Now, we just have to know which one it is."
"She wanted to give him one, but he never agreed to it."
"I know he's your friend, but he is a square! A handsome square, but he's a square."
"A square?! He is stupid, that's what he is!"
She laughed and they ended up in a more affluent area of the city.
They walked a lot, until they saw a sumptuous palace with gold pillars studded with emeralds.
"Ah! That must be it! Come on!"
"Since I am here to help you and everything... Couldn't you get me one of those?" he said, pointing to one of the pillars.
"We have no time for that, move!"
"I am here willingly and this is how you repay me?"
"Be quiet!" She said, as they entered the palace.
"I think I'll ask Tony... he won't mind giving me one of those. There must be thousands here!"
"Jeannie!" She called.
"Tony!" He called.
"It is me, darling! Your sister!"
"Oh, yeah, she will meet you soon!" Major Healey commented sarcastically.
"Who's there?" they heard a voice that was not familiar to either of them.
"It must be one of the palace guards... I will introduce myself..."
They were walking and came across a soldier.
"Hello, darling... have you..."
"Intruders! Get them!" He sent other soldiers to arrest the two of them.
"Hey! Get off me!"
"I demand to see my lawyer!"
"You don't know who you're dealing with, young man!"
She blinked and they ended up inside the palace.
"There. Just what I need..."
"Jeannie! You flighty genie! What are you doing here in Said's palace?" They heard.
She turned and came face to face with her master.
"Master! Heheh... hello!"
He approached them, and did not seem very happy.
"And who is this?" He said, looking at Major Healey.
"This is... a friend! Heh."
"I told you I do not want you out of the bottle! I'll have you locked up and pierce your eyes if you do it again!"
"Hey, you big guy! She may not be worth anything, but she is a lady and that is not the way to treat a lady!"
"Hmm," thought Jeannie II. "He's stupid, but he's a gentleman!"
"What did you say?" Jeannie's sister's master got up; he must have been more than two feet tall!
"Uh ..." Major Healey cringed. "I'm a mere NASA astronaut, let me live!"
"Oh, forget it! He's just stupid!" thought Jeannie II.
Jeannie II's master grabbed her by the sides and covered her eyes. "Let's go!" He said. She screamed.
"Hey! Hey! Wait!" Said Major Healey.
At the entrance of the palace, its owner was talking to the guards when he saw Jeannie II's master carrying her (and she kept flapping her arms and legs, screaming, "Let go of me!").
"Ahmed! What happened?"
"These are the intruders, Said. My genie and some ordinary man."
"Hey! I am an important member of the U.S. military and the space program! I am not an ordinary man!"
"I'll take her with me, as for him... you can do whatever you want, I don't know him."
Major Healey was getting really angry.
"Wait a minute... let go of the girl, can't you see you're hurting her?"
Achmed laughed. Major Healey got angrier and, throwing caution to the wind, he kicked Jeannie II's master in the shin. He dropped her and choked Major Healey with both hands. "Now!" He said, looking at her, breathlessly. She understood and blinked them away from there.
