Scamp Draken

Season one Episode nine: Critics can be jerks


Johnny test instrumental theme for season one played during the song that would later become the intro theme; Scamp Draken as a male singer began to sing it.

A countdown began when the song started. "Drake Drake Drake. (Countdown ends) Scamp Draken. (Go go go!) He's (Scamp appears on the screen) action packed and (Scamp puts a jetpack on) turbo charged ready to blast. (Danny slides up to Scamp, who catches him) Best friend's a Dalmatian and they love to live fast (Scamp flies off while holding Danny). His (Annette is seen experimenting on something) sister Annette has him for (Scamp dashes in and takes a microchip off of Annette) crazy experiments. Check out a (Scamp eats the microchip) day in the life of Scamp Draken (Scamp gets a superhero costume and launches fire from his paw). (Go go go!)"

Scamp was seen skating through the town as the song continued. "His town's full of people who (Scamp pulls up a mega buster) faced life changing stuff. (Scamp shoots a crazy communist) Which is a lot worse than it seems with this bluff. (Scamp skates past Angel) His crush is an orphaned (Scamp skates back up to Angel and tries to look cool) Pomeranian. Check out (Lucy skates by and dumps a soda on Scamp's head) a day in the (Scamp skates after Lucy as Angel giggles) life of Scamp Draken."

The song continued with Scamp's upcoming enemy's being shown, starting with the mole king. "Mole kings, (A crazy barber is shown) barbers, (Two secret agents are seen putting special collars on Scamp's family's necks) secret agent friends. (A crazy clown is shown juggling chainsaws at a carnival) Psycho clowns, (A veteran is shown in the middle of a hardware store with a machete) veterans, (A German Shepherd motocross driver is seen with a doll of a female about two years younger than Scamp, pushing Scamp down and making him worry) motocross trends. (A crazy scientist is shown) Scientists, (A supermarket manager is shown) supermarkets, (A psycho chef is shown) head chopping chefs."

The song was about to wrap up with this final verse, with it starting off with Scamp playing video games. "Just another day in the life of a dude; (Scamp is seen crashing a party with a boombox) who likes to party hard and skate while nude; (Scamp is seen skating through town) then again he's a terrier pup; (Scamp jumps onto a fence) but even then he has the world cup; (Danny is seen running from a psycho barber as Scamp lends him his paw) for dealing with all of these crazies; (Scamp and Danny smile to each other with Danny grabbing Scamp's paw) who Buster started because he's a baby; (Scamp and Danny are seen singing at a concert) he's Scamp Dra-ken!"

Danny smashed his guitar as Scamp dropped his microphone, giving a peace sign to the audience. "Whoo!" Angel rolled her eyes while smiling as she hit the lights and the title of the show was shown.


Scamp was seen in the living room playing video games, seeming to be invested. As Scamp played threw his game, he chugged down a soda can and crushed it with his head; throwing it behind himself and continuing his game. That didn't last long however, as he then faced his game shutting off; which dissapointed him dearly. "What the heck?" Scamp jumped over the back of the couch and called up to his father. "Dad! Is the internet in your room working!?"

"No luck kiddo!" Tramp called back down. "We might have to wait for Jim dear and Darling to get home!"

Scamp scoffed, annoyed at the lack of power. "Sometimes I question how they're that confident in us." Scamp then got an idea of what was going on, running upstairs to check it out. He walked over to one of the rooms, which Collette was seen working on something in. It looked like a dress, which Scamp rolled his eyes at as he walked over. "Collette, what the heck? I was just about to reach the third last level."

"Oh shut up Scamp." Collette was clearly frustrated if she responded like that. "I have this epic fashion show I'm attending and I have to impress the judges."

"Is this about that dress you posted online that most of the critics hated?" Collette hid behind her dress and Scamp sighed. "Critics have their opinions dude. And I think they want me to have my games back."

"You can have your games back when I'm done." Collette stated, with Scamp tugging on the dress a bit. "Don't you have a flower next to my bed to fart on?"


A flower pot suddenlt fell onto the ground, showing that Scamp did what Collette said he had to do, with Collette being seen giving Scamp a blunt look on her balcony right after. "That was a rhetorical question."

"I know. I just wanted to screw with you." Scamp stated smugly, only for Collette to tie his leg and throw him off her balcony. Scamp started to spend his time hanging there, which was incredibly boring. He usually loved the high speed chases he saw in video games, but not when they went to a stop as soon as they started; which was one of the most boring things in the world to him. As he climbed up, he thought to himself about the flower pot. 'It wasn't even an egg one. More or less one that smelt a lot like roast beef. (Starts drooling) Mmm; roast beef.'

Collette continued working on her dress as Scamp climbed up, with her responding without opening your eyes. "If you come back inside then you better not break anything."

Scamp rolled his eyes and untied himself, walking inside and up to his sister. "What's so important about this lame fashion show anyway? You'll be able to kick anyone's butt out there."

"But that's just it Scamp." Collette explained as she looked at Scamp. "This is a contest with the most high standerd critics in the known world; at least the ones we have when it comes to fashion. So I have to get the best in everything; heat, design, everything."

"Does that mean making yourself look like a total pig for power?" Collette punched Scamp in the face as soon as he finished, making him roll back a bit. When the Terrier got up, he sighed, knowing he wouldn't be able to get his game back anytime soon. "When do you think you'll be done?"

"The fashion show's in an hour." Scamp whined and groaned at the same time and then he face planted onto the floor. "Hey; it's better than having to wait the whole day to get it back. That's called being grounded."

"It feels like I'm grounded already." Scamp snarked as he looked back at the dress.


Collette was seen in the car, hoping to get to the fashion show in time. "Speed up dad; the show isn't gonna get to itself."

"Relax Collette; we'll get there in time." Tramp assured his daughter. "It's a great thing we can drive on our own and stuff too. If we couldn't then we'd be dead by now."

Tramp laughed a bit at his remark with Collette rolling her eyes. "Dad, these dad jokes aren't your thing; stop it with them." Tramp shrugged with a chuckle as Collette looked out the window. "I just hope they like me. If they do then I'll be on the cover of magazines and everything."

"You'll always be on the cover of MY magazine." Tramp stated with a chill tone. "And you'll always be on the cover with your siblings."

Collette hugged her dad instantly, showing that she didn't mind sharing the spotlight as long as it was with her family. "Okay. Dad praise, you can do." Tramp rubbed Collette's head, which Collette stopped almost instantly. "Gotta keep my hair-do fresh." Tramp nodded and continued driving onward.


Scamp was seen watching the Tv with Danny and Angel, and all three of them seemed to have their own reactions. Scamp's reaction seemed to be one of boredom. "Get this straight; the only reason I put this on is because I know Collette will kill me if I don't see her on stage."

"Yeah, that's understandable." Danny said with a look of worry. "I just hope she doesn't get mad when I look away. I'm really not into this stuff."

"As a tomboy myself, I can relate." Angel admitted as she looked at the screen. "Unless it's for a date with a cute guy or a special event something, I'll never spiffy up. It's just something I never saw the point of."

Scamp blushed a bit as he smiled with joy. "So hypotehtically Angel, if I took you out to some sort of fancy restaurant and didn't wear a tux?"

"I wouldn't really care." Angel answered. "If it ever happens and you wanna show up so everyone can see your butt when you walk then be my guest. They criticize and I just wanna eat and get the fancy part done with."

Scamp pumped his fist and thought to himself with excitement. 'Awesome! Now I can ask her out without having to worry about some lame circumstances. And her standerds are just as low as mine; I could care less about looking nice on a date. (Looks at Angel) I can feel those eyes gazing across mine as we intertwine our sights and look in the lost lands of love for the first time we join in lips. (Snaps out of it and becomes confused) Wow. Where did that come from?"

"Hey look; Collette's on." Scamp looked upon Angel's words and all three of them, only to find that one of the judges was freaking out.

"That dress is horrible all because it's my least favorite color! She's-" One of the judges covered the other ones mouth, appauled by his behavior.

"Terribly sorry ma'am; he gets worked up over blue." The female judge explained with a caring smile.

"Then do me a favor and slit his wrists for me!" Collette ran off in tears, her dress cut and her chance ruined.

Scamp looked on in worry, with him hiding it with these next words of snark. "I hate that cliche. It doesn't make drama; it just makes the one who does it look like a baby."

"I know, right?" Danny seemed to agree rather well, with Angel seeming worried for Collette.


Scamp, Danny, and Angel were seen playing video games as Collette kicked the door down, throwing her dress across the room; seeing as it was covered in the food the judge threw at her. Tramp started to comfort her when he walked in. "Now sweetheart, there's nothing to fear about. It was just one bad show out of at least four."

"And it'll ruin my chances to get into any others!" Collette snapped with tears streaming down her eyes. "Critics are famous and one bad opinion ruins anyone, so a show like that could ruin my entire life!"

Collette ran upstairs while still crying with Tramp walking up to the couch and seeing Scamp's pile of soda cans, sighing as he saw them. Scooter himself was seen thinking about Collette's outburst, wondering how hard this really hurt her. "Scamp, why are these-"

"Yeah yeah, that's great dad; congrats on the promotion." Scamp stated as he jumped over the couch, confusiong Tramp.

"Scamp, I don't even have a job." Tramp reminded his son.

"Well go find one." Scamp snarked and he then ran upstairs, with Tramp rolling his eyes. Scamp walked up to Collette's room and saw her still crying, with her pillow turning moist as he walked inside. "It really affected you that bad?"

"What do you think?" Collette responded with a muffled voice. "After a show like that no one else will accept me." Collette continued crying with Scamp feeling bad for her, thinking for a moment and getting an idea. "And unless you have ice cream get lost!"

"I was just about to leave." Scamp replied as he ran off with joy, leaving Collette to continue crying.


Scamp was seen on his computer seeming to be working on something as Danny and Angel watched. What was shown just so happened to be the dress Collette wore to the fashion show, with Scamp seeming proud of what he was doing. "Just a few more minutes dudes, and then we can chillax and play video games all night for no good reason."

"Why are we doing this again?" Danny asked. "Cause last time I checked, you and Collette rarely get along."

"Eh; must be some random sibling moral garbage." Scamp replied as he then typed up the text. "Wouldn't you wanna see my hot sister rock this totally insane dress? Wanna stop those unfair critics and get the good ones online for all excitement and glamour? Then like this dress and give us a bunch of money so we can make my sister famous. Stop all unfair and violent criticism and put up the fair stuff. By, that I obviously mean fair praise and fair criticism."

Scamp posted the entry with Angel questioning how they would pay for it. "How are they supposed to give us their money? They don't even know us."

"Trust me Angel. They'll give us some money." Canines started paying all around, speaking of how they'd sneak away from their owners and stuff like that to see the show; as well as giving the post at least twenty to a hundred dollars. "We're rich baby!"

Danny seemed baffled that one of Scamp's ideas actually worked. "So an idea I never thought of you having, actually works so far?"

"I guess." Scamp walked off with Danny and Angel. "Let's play some video games while we wait." The post was shown being attacked by the same judge that humiliated Collette, with everyone else berating said judge for his horrible behavior. Little did he know that he'd be in for a hard time.


Collette was in her bed the next day, seeming to still be upset about what happened yesterday. When she rolled out of her bed, she didn't even react when she hit the floor. She then dragged across the floor with her feet and walked over to her computer, climbing up into her chair and hoping that nothing would go wrong. When she turned it on however, she was surprised to see Scamp's post; along with how well it was doing, from the money donations to the bashing of that critic who humiliated her; it gave her a sign of interest, so she stayed on for a bit before going downstairs to get her breakfast.

Collette started reading the post that Scamp put out, becoming amazed to see him doing this. From Collette's knowledge, this was a rarity for her brother. Common for others possibly, but not for her. When she finished the post, she seemed grateful for Scamp's support and looked at the comments; with almost all of them liking the dress, she sighed of relief and went down to the hate comment with invalid criticism.

Collette started typing a reply to the judge that humiliated her at the fashion show. "Next time jerk, don't overreact to blue." Collette started to wonder why Scamp would do this for her. "Still; it's kinda odd that Scamp would be this nice to me. I mean I'm always a jerk to him, so this is the last thing I'd expect him to do." Though she was still curious to Scamp's reasons, she smiled with gratitude and didn't question it further.

Collette put her compute onto sleep mode and walked out of her room, going downstairs and spotting Scamp playing his video games. Whens he walked up to him, she hugged him; which he smiled at when he saw her. Collette even took in the effort to watch Scamp play his game, which Scamp had no problem with, as he wasn't finished in helping Collette out just yet. He still had one more thing to do.


The judge that humiliated Collette was seen riding in his limo, looking out the window with his hands being cupped. "This should be an interesting show, don't you think?"

"I suppose sir." The driver said with a worried voice. "Of course, you're well aware that you aren't allowed inside, correct?"

"Of course you simpleton; that's why I'll be sneaking backstage." The judge explained. "No one tells Ricky Sophmore what to do." Ricky looked out the window and saw that the fashion show was being setup in the park, seeing a Terrier that looked familiar.

Scamp finished hammering down a sign, to which Angel questioned when she saw it. "Give me money to see my hot sister?"

The words were shown with Scamp then looking at Angel with a smirk. "There's nothing like getting money out of your benefit. Keep in mind though that my main goal is helping Collette."

"Of course." Angel replied with an understanding nod. "I just don't see how this is going to fix her. Not that she's broken, but still; I don't know if she'd like being called hot at a cheer up fashion show."

Ricky chuckled as he looked over to his driver. "I'm telling you right now, this is going to be the show of a lifetime. I can't wait to mess with that bratty Cocker Spaniel again. Wearing Blue just makes me sick, I tell you what." Ricky saw that Zach was looking at his limo in his war form, putting his fingers up to his eyes and then pointing both of them at Ricky; showing that Scamp had informed him of what happened. "Watch out for the Husky though. He might be up to something we don't know about just yet."

"I think he's trying to protect the show from people like you sir." The driver implied, and he then turned around the corner upon Ricky's signal. "How exactly are you going to sneak in?"

"Oh, that doesn't matter." Ricky stated. "I'm just willing to make that kid suffer."


Danny was seen finishing up with the stage with a wipe of his forehead with a smile. "Scamp, how much wood did you buy?"

"Probably a few dozen." Scamp replied as he was seen lying down on the board Danny was in front of. "I'd buy more stuff so we could make the building, but since we'll be taking this thing down when we're done we might as well not even bother."

"Yeah, nothing worth saving if we're not gonna use it." Danny sat down next to Scamp as he sat up, wondering how Collette would feel after this. "How do you think Collette will take this whole thing."

"Relax dude. Collette loves anything that's fashion related." Scamp reminded Danny with a smile. "I know for a fact that this'll make her feel better; even if it doesn't at first glance." Scamp looked to see Collette walking by, giving him hope. "And here she is now."

Ricky was seen under the stage, crawling up to the center and pulling up a screwdriver. When he drilled in a few holes, he tried to crawl out; but got stuck in between two boards. Scamp and Collette were then seen talking as Scamp walked her over to her room backstage. "Just keep in mind that this is the only time we'll be doing this, so we'll be tearing it down once we're done."

"Alright; that's fine with me." Collette replied, and then she hugged Scamp again. "Thanks for this." Scamp nodded and pulled Collette away with a smile, walking off and letting Collette do her stuff in her room. Scamp noticed the floorboards moving strangly and walked over to them, seeing that some even had holes in them. When he tapped one, they broke and revealed Ricky underneath.

Ricky looked up and became furious at his plan failing. "Darn it! This was supposed to happen to the red one!"

"First off, I'm pretty sure that's racist." Scamp stated with a snarky voice. "Second off, get out of here before you hurt." Ricky got up and tried to drill Scamp's head once he pinned him on the floor, with Scamp kicking the drill away. "This isn't a lobotomy session dude!"

Collette overheard what was happening from her room and became worried when she heard Scamp say lobotomy. When she ran out of her room, she saw Scamp and Ricky fighting, infuriating her at the sight of of the latter. As the two rolled over to them, she broke them up after Scamp landed a solid punch on Ricky; he knocked out one of his teeth once he did. "Guess you just couldn't resist." Collette glared into Ricky's eyes, showing the flames of her anger. Ricky chuckled nervously, only for Collette to slam him into the floor and punch him four times; sending multiple teeth out as she did.

Scamp stopped Collette from doing a fifth punch, having an idea on how to fix the stage. "Have you ever wondered what it's like to be wood whatever your name is?" Scamp grabbed Ricky by his collar and dragged him over to the broken boards, looking at Danny, who was seen arriving back with some sodas. "Danny! Set those down and come over here!" Danny nodded and set the sodas down on a chair, walking over to Scamp and Collette afterwards.

Danny climbed up onto the stage and walked up to Scamp and Collette, looking down to see Ricky shivering in fear. "Isn't this the dude who threw food at Collette?"

"Sure is; and he tried to do it again here." Scamp explained, with him signaling Danny for his screwdriver; when Danny gave it to him, he took out some nails and screwed them in with Ricky inside the stage. When Angel arrived back in the car full of people who wanted to come to the show, which was being driven by Lady, she hopped out and walked over; she jumped up onto the stage and laughed a bit when she saw Ricky. "Just a little something called payback."

"Guess karma bit him in the butt." Angel joked, with Ricky growling as he squirmed; trying to get up before Angel knocked him out with a punch. "He should wake up in time to face Collette stepping on him; and I hope it's with painful shoes."

"Oh, it will be Angel." Collette assured the Pomeranian, pulling up some blue high heels. "Very painful."


Scamp was seen showing Collette a video at home that showed Ricky's misery on the stage. "Okay. So here's the part where you step on him." Scamp played the video and it showed Collette stepping on the neck of Ricky, followed up by a hard stomp on his face; the second step made him cry out in pain, with Collette snickering as she watched. "And now we cut to the aftermath when he left."

Ricky was shown running away in the video as he hurried to his limo. "You're all insane! So I made her miserable; it's her fault for wearing blue!" The limo drove off, but not before Danny had tied Ricky's collar to the wheel, letting Ricky get dragged across the ground as the limo drove off. "I'll sue all of you!"

Scamp and Collette laughed when Scamp paused the video, with Scamp speaking up about Ricky. "Dude had it coming. Just like how Hougen got what was coming to him at the end of the Ginga Densetsu Weed remake." Collette didn't exactly understand the reference Scamp made, but shrugged, knowing it was a good comparrison. "And it's not on Fanfiction just yet, but it will be in the next five chapters." Collette seemed conflicted on something and walked off, confusing Scamp as he walked up to her. "You okay sis? We got Ricky's butt bitten by karma."

"I know, but the first show still happened." Collette sighed of confliction. "Don't get me wrong Scamp; I've had fashion designers all over the world criticise my dresses and I knew that was just what they thought. But the way Ricky took it was way too far. I just felt lost after that show."

Scamp scoffed, finding what Ricky did to be too far. "I never even liked that show anyway. I just wanted to support you." Collette flinched at Scamp's words, surprised by what he just said. "Just because we don't get along doesn't mean I don't love you. Heck, I missed an episode of The Legend of Kion in the marathon they had today and I don't care; you're more important than some lame show." Scamp put his paw on Collette's shoulder and spoke with kindness. "And I know that in the next show, you won't face that. Then, or ever again." Collette smiled and cried tears of joy, hugging Scamp; the Terrier flinched upon it, but smiled and hugged Collette too.


Slash and Crush were seen in their room at headquarters, with Slash talking to Scamp on the phone. "Sorry we couldn't show up Scamp. Official agent business. And we were looking into Sarah for info."

"Eh, it's cool dude. Occupations are important too." Scamp chuckled a bit. "In case you're wondering, it worked; and we even uploaded a video where Ricky got dragged away by a car."

Slash laughed at the sound of that, wishing he'd been there. "I had to have been there. That would've been hilarious in person."

"You can actually find it on youtube right now. It's how I showed Collette." Slash took interest in this and Scamp gave him the video name. "It's called overreacting critic from show gets karma."

"Okay, thanks. I'll look it up when I can."

"Sounds good to me. Later dude."

"You too." Slash hung up and walked off, looking into the room next to them as Sarah was seen talking to Crush. As he looked inside, he thought to himself on what Sarah was capable of. 'I wonder what level her skills are at. If they're anything on par with ours then she'd make a great addition to the team. We still need her info though.'

"So I went into Buster's base to see if I could get some information on my sister." Sarah explained. "I honestly don't know why it took a week to get to this, but I'm just glad to have gotten it off my chest; to both you and Slash." Crush nodded as Slash then entered the room, with Sarah being happy to see him. "So you heard everything?"

"Yep. Same stuff as before." Slash sat down next to Crush, feeling as if he knew something Sarah didn't say yet. "Do tell Sarah. Does your sister by any chance happen to have the name of one of Scamp's friends?"


Angel was seen in the kitchen getting herself a soda as she then let out soft sneeze. When she walked back up to Scamp, he chuckled a bit. "You okay Ang?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Angel replied as she sat down next to Scamp. "Someone must be talking about me." Scamp seemed confused by what Angel said there, with her then clarifying it. "See, whenever someone sneezes and doesn't have a cold, that means someone's talking about them without them being around."

Scamp snickered a bit, not knowing how to respond to that. He then saw a smug smiling angel, with him realizing that she was for real. "You're serious? I thought that was just something they did in Naruto."

"So did I until I learned about it from my second owner." Angel explained. "She was a veterinarian, and she seemed to work really well on what was happening when with dogs." Scamp nodded with interest. "She told me the difference after I mistook it for an upcoming cold."

Scamp laughed a bit at that memory, still seeming interested in what Angel was saying. "So it's not just an anime thing then, huh? That's some interesting stuff right there. But how did your owner know about it if she's not a ninja?" Angel giggled at Scamp's words, with Scamp shrugging and taking a sip out of his soda.


Scamp was seen at the skate park when he got a ring on his phone, skating up to the platform so he could the call. When he took it, he didn't know what to expect, so he responded like he normally would. "Yeah?"

Mole king was shown on the other line, with Scamp being glad upon hearing his voice. "Ah, Scamp; good to speak again my boy."

"Mole king? It's been a while dude." Scamp replied. "How's your life been since the whole, I'm gonna live underground forever thing?"

"Oh, it's been going great." Mole king sighed of relief. "I made it big in Hollywood after I nailed this acting gig, and then I found this one where I'd need a fashion designer to get another part. This is one of my many parts, and I need a really defined suit; I saw Collette's dress and thought it might help."

Scamp took interest in this and found it to be a unique idea. "So you want my sister to work for you? And you want us to go to Hollywood so you can make a good performance?"

"That's basically the long and short of it. The tickets are on me!" Mole king took a sip out of his soda. "You like Cherry or Orange? I have all of them, but I wanna know your fave."

"Either one's fine with me. Or put all of them out." Scamp picked up his board and spoke again. "We'll be there when we can."

"Okay, nice. See ya then Scamp." Mole king responded. "Can't wait to see ya again."

"You too dude. See ya there." Scamp hung up and called over to Danny. "Yo Danny; pack your bags! (Walks off screen) We're goin to Hollywood!"


Scamp and the others were seen packing with Danny saying goodbye to his parents. "Trust me guys; I'll be fine. Scamp will be there to protect me from anything that goes wrong."

"That's what we're worried about." Danny's mother replied. "You know he can get into trouble in more ways than one."

"Yeah, but nothing's gonna happen to either of us; I can assure you that." Danny hugged his parents goodbye and then ran over to the car. "See you when we get back!"

"You too son!" Danny's father responded. "Makre sure to avoid danger!"

Danny hopped into the car and sat down next to Scamp, who commented on his parents. "Dude; your parents are way to scared of me."

"I wouldn't say scared. More or less, conflicted." Danny said with a smile.

"That's what I'm worried about." Scamp replied as the car drove off and the screen faded to black, ending the episode off.


An instrumental version of the main theme played during the credits.

Scamp appeared on the screen at the end of the credits, giving a peace sign to the viewers.