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Howard's Confession
"Well, I certainly would not be pulling a prank on you now!" exclaimed Howard after Ken asked about the prank he would have pulled on the latter.
"Why, Howard?" asked Ken. "Why pull a prank on me? Is it not bad enough you think of me as a freak, now you wish to prank me when I am sick?"
"I want to prank you because you are what you are! The day you were born your parents should have had you drowned!" replied Howard.
"My dad is blind and my mom looks worse than I do!" returned Ken. "Do you think they would give a damn about how I look?"
"You belong in a circus!"
"There are those more deformed than I am who were born in circuses and died in circuses!"
"You are a monster! You never should have been stanked because you already were a monster!"
"Thank you for the clarification, Howard." Deadpanned Ken. "Why the sudden interest in how I look, Howard? You haven't brought it up in a long time! Is it because I am dating Heidi? Is it because I am dating your own sister?"
"I am not going to answer that!" Now Ken was getting to something. Howard might now have been fond of Heidi by any means and from what Ken had heard Howard had been both horrified and disgusted when Randy flirted with Heidi. Randy had once even told Ken that he jokingly admitted to Howard that he found Heidi attractive under the right light, which Howard found disgusting.
"It is because he's dating Heidi!" exclaimed Randy. "Oh man, you must be even more horrified and disgusted than when NomiRandy flirted with her!"
"Nomi-what?" asked Ken, briefly turning to face Randy. Ken had only figured out Randy was the Ninja due to his voice and posture, the rest he knew nothing about. "Never mind, I don't care."
"I am even more horrified and disgusted!" confessed Howard. "Look at him! He isn't a guy! He is a thing! And as a thing he does not belong with someone⦠human but some animal!"
