That's what I like parody


Jean:

Hey, hey, hey,

I am a soldier in Paradis

Why does everybody hate me?

They know what trouble I go through

so haters still be dabbing

Officials: Jean, kill a titan, titan,

go kill it for me

I'm too scared to move,

so kill it for me

Jean: Well, guess what officials are so lazy

Wake up with fat tummies (burp)

while I'm all fit and skinny

What? No I'm not a tranny

Mikasa, take it if you want it,

yeah, take it if you want it,

yeah, take it if you want,

take my ODM if you need it now

New Recruit: Whoops! I just realized, Titans are not merciful

Please don't kill me now, or Levi will avenge me (Jean slices the Titan)

Hey who are why are you not Levi!

Jean: Cuz he's not in this area at all!

She beat down my twisted life

Now I'm fighting Titans every night

Well, can't say that's what I like

not what I like

Damn Titan got Mikasa, I,

I stabbed its eye!

Dress up as Eren, it ain't right,

Armin's a girl, (Armin: It's tight!)

Survey corps didn't promise me this life

no not this life

maybe I should have joined the MP, eh, isn't that right?

(bridge)

But I just met the girl of my dreams

that fateful night, when fighting Eren,

notice me, notice me, notice me

please, Mikasa...(get out Eren!)

Wait a second, its mouth is closing

Get out of there, Hange!

To chapter 97

Tell me where am I now?

Isayama didn't draw me!

(white place)

Please include me next time

I just want more of screentime

I really want the Beast Ti, the Beast Ti,

Or maybe event he Armored Ti, the Armored Ti

Damnit, I have to wait a month

this lifestyle just ain't enough,

Well, put me in there next time, I'm really psyched

put me in there next time, I'm really psyched