That's what I like parody
Jean:
Hey, hey, hey,
I am a soldier in Paradis
Why does everybody hate me?
They know what trouble I go through
so haters still be dabbing
Officials: Jean, kill a titan, titan,
go kill it for me
I'm too scared to move,
so kill it for me
Jean: Well, guess what officials are so lazy
Wake up with fat tummies (burp)
while I'm all fit and skinny
What? No I'm not a tranny
Mikasa, take it if you want it,
yeah, take it if you want it,
yeah, take it if you want,
take my ODM if you need it now
New Recruit: Whoops! I just realized, Titans are not merciful
Please don't kill me now, or Levi will avenge me (Jean slices the Titan)
Hey who are why are you not Levi!
Jean: Cuz he's not in this area at all!
She beat down my twisted life
Now I'm fighting Titans every night
Well, can't say that's what I like
not what I like
Damn Titan got Mikasa, I,
I stabbed its eye!
Dress up as Eren, it ain't right,
Armin's a girl, (Armin: It's tight!)
Survey corps didn't promise me this life
no not this life
maybe I should have joined the MP, eh, isn't that right?
(bridge)
But I just met the girl of my dreams
that fateful night, when fighting Eren,
notice me, notice me, notice me
please, Mikasa...(get out Eren!)
Wait a second, its mouth is closing
Get out of there, Hange!
To chapter 97
Tell me where am I now?
Isayama didn't draw me!
(white place)
Please include me next time
I just want more of screentime
I really want the Beast Ti, the Beast Ti,
Or maybe event he Armored Ti, the Armored Ti
Damnit, I have to wait a month
this lifestyle just ain't enough,
Well, put me in there next time, I'm really psyched
put me in there next time, I'm really psyched
