Me: Hello everyone! And welcome back to Battle Galaxy. It's chapter 9!
Rarity: I can't believe you have over 2 thousand views. Very close to 3,000!
Marik: If that's the case, why do you only have 3 reviews?
Me: *slaps Marik*
Marik: OUCH! Don't do that!
Calvin: Who is in this chapter?
Me: Well since I split everyone into groups, like what Tails and Twilight said a few chapters ago. One of the groups signed together is the characters Mario franchise and the Calvin & Hobbes franchise. Pokémon are by themselves in this chapter.
Ash: Speaking of franchises, it's my turn to explain mine.
Me: Be my guest, Pokémon master.
Ash: My franchise is about me and my friends traveling all over different regions to collect and fight these monsters called Pokémon. We use those to when contests and battles. I also run into a group of Pokémon thefts known as Team Rocket who are always after my Pikachu.
Hobbes: RainbowDash-the-Hedgehog owns nothing. WARING: the following may have some 4th wall jokes.
Me: Anyways, on with the chapter!
"Hey Mario, what are those things?" Calvin asked as a strange brown thing walked up to him. It looked like a small brown mushroom with eyes and fangs. "It's a goomba, and it's very easy to kill," Mario answered. "How do I kill it?" "Just stomp on top of it. In other words, jump on it." "Like this?" Calvin jumped into the air. When he fell, his feet stomped the goomba, it flatted and disappeared. The out of nowhere, 8 bit words appeared in front of his face. It says '200 points'. "What the…" "Calvin, that's been going on for years I still don't know what's up with that. Keep hitting them!" Calvin kicked a nearby Koopa. When he hit it, it went into its shell. Calvin looked at it and got an idea. He picked it up and faced the ocean. He placed on the ground, and moved backwards. He charged towards it, and gave a big kick. The Koopa shell spins and spun towards the ocean. It hit the great big sea, and kept on going forward, until it sank into the water. "Yes!" Calvin cheered. "Calvin 2, Bowser 0." "Nice move, Calvin, keep doing that!" Mario told him as he stomped on another Goomba. "Alright, let's do this!" Calvin did the same routine for 12 minutes straight. A couple Goomba try to attack Calvin, but Mario got him covered. The Next enemy that Mario encountered was not a Goomba, but one of his least favorite things in world, a Hammer brother. "I HATE Hammer Brothers with an ungodly passion!" Mario screamed. The Hammer Brother threw a ton of hammer at Mario. Annoyed as heck from the pain, Mario grabbed a hammer and start smacking it. "Calvin, kick this one into the sea too!" Mario screamed. "It's already in the ocean. I just kicked it when you were not looking." "Oh, thanks." "Why do you hate Hammer Brothers so much?" "Don't want me to give couple reasons why?" "Nah, let's get back to work."
"Hey Hobbes, check this out!" Yoshi said. Hobbes watched Yoshi. A green shelled Koopa walked towards Yoshi. Yoshi stuck out its tongue at the Koopa, thus swallowing it. Hobbes stood there stunned. Yoshi spit it out. The Koopa was still in its shell, but it spinning into the ocean. "There is more, watch this." A red shell Koopa charged towards Yoshi. He did the same thing like what he did to the other Koopa. But this, it was a little different. 3 Goombas ran to attack Yoshi. When Yoshi spit out the shell, it wasn't a shell, it was three fireballs. Each fireball hit each Goomba. "That…was…cool! How does that work?" Hobbes asked. "Dude, I live in a world where fat man can jump high, talking mushrooms, and you can shoot fireballs underwater. Do you think there any lick of logic in that move I made there?" Yoshi asked rhetorically. "Um… well…" "That was rhetorical Hobbes." Hobbes got a surprised look on his. "What's the matter" Yoshi asked. Hobbes didn't answer. He dashed towards the far left of Yoshi. He pounced on something. Yoshi looked behind him. He saw Hobbes attack two Goombas. When Hobbes got done, 200 points appeared out of nowhere. "What the…" "Hobbes, I still don't know what's with that, but it's been going on for 25 years." After that small chat, they keep on fighting the Goombas, Koopas, and more.
"How do you kill these things?" Susie asked. "Stomp on it," Luigi said. Susie gave a questionable look. "Just go with it." "Okay Luigi, but this weird." A Goomba walked towards them. Susie jumped into the air. She stomped on top of it. Then 200 points appeared out of nowhere. "Don't ask Susie." "Um…okay." Susie kicked a red Koopa shell to 5 nearby Goombas. All the Goombas were easily killed. "Somehow that is very satisfying," Susie said. "I know. It's a lot of fun for some reason," Luigi says to her.
*MEANWHILE: WITH TEAM ROCKET VS ASH AND HIS FRIENDS.
"Go Seviper!" Jessie calls. "Knock them into next year Carivine!" James yells. They throw 2 Pokeballs to bring out their Pokémon. One was a giant snake, which was Seviper. The other was like a huge Venus fly trap, which was Carivine. Carivine, instead of getting ready for battle, hugged James, with James's head in its mouth. "Cut that out please! We got a battle to win!" James shouted. Carivine released James from its mouth and its giant bear hug. "Sunder now Ash, to prepare to fight!" Jessie yells.
Ash pulls out a Pokeball from his belt. "Turtiwig, I chose you!" He throws the Pokeball
The ball opened and to bring out a Turtiwig. "Piplup, spotlight!" Dawn called. She throws her Pokeball to bring out a small cute blue penguin Pokémon. "Turtiwig use Tackle on Seviper!" Turtiwig charged towards Seviper and tackled it down. "Not so fast!" Jessie cries. Ash smiled, and thought of a good joke. He said slowly, "Turtiwig… use Tackle…on…" "No I mean hold on a second," Jessie says. "Um…okay." "Seviper use Psion Sting!" "Turtiwig, dodge it and use Razor Leaf!" Turtiwig dodged Seviper and attacked it with razor sharp leaves. Seviper fell down and fainted. "Seviper, return to your Pokeball!" Jessie pulled out its Pokeball. A beam of red energy landed onto the fallen snake Pokémon and sends it back into the ball.
"Piplup, use Bubble Beam on Carivine!" Piplup shoot beams of bubbles at Carivine. "Carivine, avoid it and use Bite!" Carivine moved swiftly to right avoiding the Bubble Beam attack. Carivine jumped into the air and landed on the golden sand of Seaside Hill and bite the head of Piplup.
Piplup managed to pull itself out of the mouth of the plant Pokémon. "Piplup, use Peck!" Piplup charged towards Carivine with its beak glowing white. Piplup jammed its beak at Carivine's stomach. "Now, use Bubble Beam one more time!" Dawn called out. Piplup shoot beams of beautiful bubbles at Carivine. Carivine tried to dodge it, but it was too late. It was getting highly damaged.
Carivine fell to ground, knocked out. "Carivine, return to your Pokeball," James said. He pulls out its Pokeball and returned Carivine.
Brock looked around the beach, seeing everyone fighting. Right next to him was a big rock. Not too big, it can fit in his pocket. He picked it up and shoved it into his back pocket. "Hey Brocket, face me like the man child you are!" yelled a voice. Brock turned to Mewoth. "What Pokémon to you chose, and what move will it be?" Brock smiles and walks up to Mewoth. "I chose myself," he says. "Say what now?" Brock pulls out the rock for his back pocket. "And my move is Rock Smash!" The second he says that, he throws the rock, smacking it in Mewoth's face. "Ouch! What the heck?" Mewoth yelled in rage. "You are part of Team ROCKet, right?" Brock says with silly grin. Mewoth rolls his eyes. "That is literally the lamest pun I have ever heard of," Mewoth growls.
"Surrender now Team Rocket, or prepare for more defeat!" Ash yells. "No, you should you twerp," Jessie says. "Okay fine oh Pikachu!" He calls out. Pikachu pumped out of his backpack. "Give these losers a Thunderbolt please." Pikachu's rosy checks lights up with electricity. "Pi-ka-CHU!" it calls. Its body is covered with lighting. A bunch of blots aims towards Team Rocket. Team Rocket shrieked in pain as their bodies were getting electacuted. The electricity send them skyrocketing. "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" the yelled.
*Meanwhile in the sky.*
"AH!" Team Rocket yelled. Even though they been in the shy for at least 30 seconds, it seems like hours. Then they stop skyrocketing. "What the… did we stop?" James "I don't care, I just wondering why I'm feeling sticky," Mewoth says. "That's because you're in my cloud," A voice says. They looked to the right to see Discord. "You're stuck in my cotton candy cloud." "Oh, that explains it," Jessie says. "No offense, but you three need to on being evil. Take form an actual villain that causes chaos instead of his wasting time on a lighting mouse." "HEY!"
Me: It's finally done!
Bakura: It's about bloody time. If I had to wait any longer I was about to ask Pegasus if can give me a DVD of Spice Girls.
Me: Why? And what is Spice Girls?
Bakura: Because I'm board from waiting. And Spice Girls is some girly thing Pegasus watches.
Calvin: (dueling Tristian) I summon Kurbhio, ending my turn.
Tristian: You summoned the lamest card, your toast. Roboyarou attack!
Calvin: Not so fast! I discard my Kuriboh, reducing any Battle Damage from your attacking monsters to zero. Kurbhio, attack his monster!"
Tristian: Carp, I'm screwed!
Me: Okay, while Tristian and Calvin are dueling. Hope you have a good night and thanks for reading.
(Notice: This chapter was updated because of a file mistake. There were 2 files of this chapter. One was incomplete. The one you are now reading was completed. I made a mistake by posting the incomplete one. Sorry for the mistake.)
