Ice: OMFG
Shino, Hinata: What?
Ice: I'm introducing my friend!
Shino: Again?
Ice: Yes again, dammit! Now shut up as I re-introduce Kaity!
Shino/Hinata: …Yeah hi.
Kaity: I have powers, too!
Shino/Hinata: Hi there:D
Ice: Kaity, you learn the wonderful power of Disclaimer!
Kaity: Elaine doesn't own Orochimaru or Anything else.
Ice: Awesome.
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Um…
Orochimaru?
"Whaaat?"
You and Kabuto kinda need to get on with the chapter. So get out of the closet.
"Oh dammit." He came out with an Elvis Presley outfit on.
"We were going to an Elvis cosplay place…"
Suuuuure…
"What? That's it!" Kabuto insisted.
Whatever.
"I fracking hate you." Orochimaru hissed.
"Yeah, what he said." Kabuto agreed.
Look, shut the hell up and get on with the damn chapter.
"Nyeeehhh…fine." Orochimaru went to his computer, with Kabuto following shortly behind.
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"So since this freaking authoress is forcing-."
Orochimaru….
"-asking me to do this, I guess I will…" He grunted as he typed in his name on the computer.
"…" His eyes were wide. And Kabuto was…well intrigued. But just as well disgusted.
"Um…"
"KABUTO, WHAT THE HELL?! DID YOU DRAW THIS?!"
"NO, GOD NO!"
"But…who did…?" Orochimaru thought.
"KARIN!!" She walked into his quarters.
"Whaaaaat?" She asked, annoyed.
"Did you draw this?" She looked over at the computer, and giggled.
"Nice, Kabuto. Isn't that the blowjob or something?"
"Shut up!"
"Well?"
"Nah, I can't draw." Walking away, she yelled back,
"But that's call 'yaoi' by the way. And people who draw it are called 'fangirls'!" They both looked at each other.
"What's that?"
"More importantly, how does Karin know what that is?" Kabuto shuddered.
"…………..OH MY FUCKING GOD!" They both ran into Karin's room.
"KARIN! KARIN GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" Orochimaru yelled.
"YOU DID DRAW THAT YOU SNEAKY BASTARD!" Kabuto yelled. Orochimaru eventually punched in the door, seeing that she held a pencil and paper in her hand.
"I swear to god if you take one punch at me I will continue to draw more yaoi. Choice is yours, snakey."
2 hours of negotiating later…
"Well, I see your point, Karin. We could use this to our advantage." Orochimaru went out and started to plot. He was going to need a lot of yaoi fangirls.
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Moral: Yaoi helps villains destroy Naruto, Sasuke, etc souls. Think of the damn characters.
Oh yeah, and tigers pwn.
The more you know…
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Ice: -Punched by Orochimaru-
Shino: Lol.
Kaity: Stfu.
Hinata: You're friend is…violent…
Ice: But that's why she's my friend!
Shino: …I have no comment.
Hinata: Well, R&R please!
Ice: No flames!
Orochimaru: -punches IceCrome again-
Ice: Oh, Kinda running out of idea's here guys. Give me some, please?
