The men if u can clal them that wented to get their bags but forgot that plane blew up mid air and all baggage got goodfight. So they followed conan to he rocketship capsule that doubles as a time machine or something IM NOT SURE. They all got in but had to sit on each other lap because only 1 seater so it very cramped ride but luckily it very fast. Conan sat on regualr seat and was contorlling ship and then montel on top and then maury and jeery. Conan took the ship and blasted off into orbitz gum or travel or w/e and started space flight toward new york cause fastest and safe way to travel if good rocket or else blow up like Apollo Creed.

Halfway through fight conan start jostling the craft all over place and the rubbing that result from maury hiney on montel winkie make very pleasureful for montel. and he winkie so huge that conan mistake that for ship steering stick but quick realise that it was not and return to controlling the vehicle. maury bicurious jew so he say nothing about huge Jimmy Dean rubbing on he hiney. "why you moving craft so crazy?" ask montel "Well in the future, Oprah has control of russian satellites equipped with lazers to blow up anything she desires, this is standard evasive manuevers but i forgot that she doesnt have them yet." say conan and all this happen while jerry stay fast asleep and was mumbling " srh...mnh... chocholate...mnh... mario...srhshhh" and montel thot about his winki maybe give him this dream but there was no way because he too far form him even though he could reach jerry ear if he took pants off.

They all finally started to descend into the earth atmosphere and conan landed them right in the heart of times square. The step out and hear the bustle of all the taxis and people walking and then they heard some random asian dude scream "YATTA!" at the top of asian man lungs. "Only in New York, huh?" say conan as he gesture the trio to follow him. They took bus to Conan's master's place. For some reason it was a dojo because it fits in the story. They rang the buzzer for the gate and the black midget from bad santa came and opened the gate and for no reason punched maury in the nuts. "OWWWW" scream maury as he drop to he knees to the ground in painfulness. "Was this because that baby was yours?" ask maury while tearing in he eye. "What Nigga? I just didn't like your jew face. Anyway, the master is waiting." say black midget man as he waddled into the dojo with his big ass cause midgets have big asses and he's black so it's even bigger cause nigger.

They all follow his inside dojo and follow guy into elevator and take it to penthouse floor. They and see a chair at far end of room that is turned facing the window and 2 women in tight silk asian dresses were tending to whoever was in the chair. The chair turned around and it was... of course you guess it... Larry the Cable Guy... jk it was Larry King Kai. He was wearing his usual suspenders and pressed blue dress shirt and a nice tie that matched his red suspenders. he was smoking a fat stogey in one hand and in the other he had a class of congnac on ice... das nice. "What brings you boys here? Is that you Conan? My, you look old as fuck..." Say the king in a calm, collected tone. "Master, you know the threat of oprah is at hand... Here is our savior. It's me, Conan, from the future. I had to save him from a deadly virus that Oprah must have manufactured because the only cure for it is in the future. You sent me back to save him... while you were on your death bed." say conan while he caught up he master on recent events. "So what do you want from me, then? Isn't this guy supposed to be out saving the world or whatever bull crap that I can't be bothered with?" answer LKK. "Well... I was told that you are the only one who can train me to realize my full potential or else I'll surely fail." spoke up montel and then LKK scrutize crutonized ranch dressing the black man and the company he keeps. "This could be interesting... It's been awhile since I retired... I will train you... on the condition that we start now.." explain LKK. "Done." say montel. "Sit down in the chair in front of me, and everyone else leave the room and enjoy the hospitality of my abode." The others liked this idea and the two hot chicks put their arms around the jews and conan went with to engage dubious activities. Montel sat down alone face to face with Larry King Kai. LKK pressed a button and shades rolled down everywhere and the room went dark. Then, suddenly, lights came in the background resembling the shape of continents. "So Mr. Williams... tell me about yourself..."

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Montel finds himself alone in a dark room with an old retired man. Put on the spot , he wonders, How can this man teach him to defeat the greatest evil the world has ever known? Will it be enough? Will Montel succeed? Will the two hot girls have an orgy with the rest of the gang? Will Jerry buy more beef jerky? Only time will tell NEXT TIME ON MONTEL'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE