Chapter 9: Enter Da Mean Girls
A mental screaming fest ensued...
Holy crap! It's that hentai! Sango murderously thought.
Is he going to strangle me with his boa? Rin fearfully cowered.
No way, it's not him…I think I need an eye doctor…Ayame pondered, blinking her eyes.
It's that kawaii boy again…NO! WHAT AM I THINKING! I DON'T LIKE HIM! Kagome mentally shouted, staring into those golden orbs of the boy she'd bumped into a few moments ago.
Will I get close enough to feel her butt again? Oh yea, I can't…Dad's orders…well, I already broke them…Miroku mentally shrugged.
That worthless excuse of a blind human girl…And I thought Inuyasha was dumb…Sesshomaru sniffed.
I think I need glasses…Koga weakly winced.
Is that Kikyou? Or am I totally dreaming? She's looks like Kikyou, and…WHOA! I JUST BROKE UP WITH KIKYOU! I HATE HER! Inuyasha screamed at himself mentally.
"So, ummm…is anyone going to say anything? Introduce their self?" Sango said weakly.
"Yea, I'm Miroku Hoshi. Forget what the old hag says about being traditional. No one is at Shikon. I'm supposed to be your tour guide." Miroku said, as he moved up super close to Sango. She knew what was coming, and slapped his hand away.
The rest of the people introduced themselves. When it came to Kagome and Inuyasha, the hanyou said, "Feh, what do you want, wench?"
Kagome stared back at Inuyasha with the coldest stare that she could ever manage. Telling her off a few moments ago was OK—reflexes right? But calling her a wench without any reason. Not good.
Inuyasha's insides froze. But he just smirked off the feelings, and said, "I'm your tourguide." He thought, Man this is scary…it's the same look Kikyou gave me when I caught her cheating with Brainless Bankotsu…
More silence issued, until Ayame said, "I think we should carry on with our tour."
And so the four guys led the four girls around. And it was true that they knew every single crook and nanny in the school. There was a trapdoor in the cafeteria that led to a hatch in the middle of a statue in the school quad (for food fight emergencies, Sesshomaru had said), an instant daydream seat in a closet that existed only in Mr. Myouga's English class (fresh memories indeed…we four had to fight for the seat and keep it secret, or else the other students would know, Miroku said), some lockers that had boundless ranges of space no matter how small it looked (I discovered that! We were able to get a permit for all of them from the principal, Ms. Takahashi, for as long as we are here, Koga exclaimed), a VERY secret place inside one of the statues near the gym that had everything a teenager could ever want (Great for ditching classes. Pass the credit to me, Inuyasha said), and even locker transportation, which was discovered by Miroku when he was shoved into a locker by Inuyasha and ended up in a hallway on the other side of campus (all you have to do is stuff yourself in a locker, think where you wanna be, and boom! Miroku said). Kagome felt that it was more of a secret FBI school rather than a boarding school.
"So…did you guys make these places?" Rin questioned.
"Good question. No," Koga replied, adjusting his headwrap. "We found them. Our predecessors at this school made it, I guess. Anyways, we have a lot to thank them for. And all you guys should hush, 'cause no one else in this school except us knows these places."
Once they were done with the school tour (with occasional "Hentai!" screams and Miroku going unconscious), it was about three in the afternoon. The eight were going up to the office to retrieve dorm keys, when three girls appeared out of no where: Kanna Kagami, with her mirror (it expanded to full size…sorry, I made up the fact that Kanna's mirror expands and contracts), Kagura Kaze, with her fan, and just Kikyou Yogensha, with her eyes set on Inuyasha. Kagome was shocked to see someone who was close to identical with her. The only difference was the eyes: Kikyou's were always cold, while Kagome's were full of sadness. "Hey Inubabe!" Kikyou seductively said, making sure to add extra movement to her hips when she walked.
Miroku, Koga, and Sesshomaru worriedly looked at Inuyasha, and then looked away, whistling as if nothing would happen. They knew what was coming up…
"Go away, you little----- ," Inuyasha snarled. "I know what you did last year with our Pre-Cal teacher."
"Awww….my little puppy…surely you can't be mad with me over that still?" Kikyou batted her eyelashes.
"Look, if this is all making Inuyasha uncomfortable, why don't you stop?" Kagome asked, suddenly feeling protective over him. Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Koga's mouth began to catch flies. No one dared to speak to Kikyou like that. Sango, Ayame, and Rin, had a feeling that Kagome liked Inuyasha.
Kikyou seemed to notice Kagome for the first time. "A bit protective aren't you, girl?" She gently pinched Kagome on the cheek. "Inuyasha is mine…" Kikyou continued in a voice that was audible for the two look-alikes.
Kanna directed her mirror to Kagome, and it seemed to mirror her entire past to her. Kagome saw herself leaning next to her mother, Naraku screaming at her, and her hurtful history seemed to resurface. Kagura waved her fan a tiny bit at Kagome, and Kagome felt chills all over herself (If Kagura had waved her fan harder, Kagome would've went twice around the world). She felt very sick…the entire world began to swim before her. As she sank down to her knees while still hypnotized by Kanna's eyes and mirror, Kikyou began to laugh…Kagome fell unconscious.
