"The dad was sweet cane…

The mom gingerbread…"


A young Naruto brushed off the surrounding glares and murmurs. His eyes downcast and sad. His clothes ripped from a fresh beating and lacerations peppered around his tanned skin, he was close to passing out. Black spots etched around the edges of his peripheral vision. "Why… Why do they do this?" Tears gathered around his eyes, pooling at his eyes as they relentlessly cascaded down his face.

`Naruto `

`Wh- `

`Do not cry. It is a weakness. And you must never be weak. `

`…Are you an angel? `

`My name is Secundus better known among you mortals as Kyuubi no Kitsune. Come. Forget what has transpired here but never forgive… You have a destiny. `


`The shapeless…`

Indeed`

`Why is it called that? It clearly has a shape! `

`I don't really know. It was created by the sage a long, long time ago. At the very dawn of the empire. The Ōtsutsuki empire. `

`I supposed they were bad with names. `

`But what IS it? What does it do? `

`Now that I've possessed this chakra user, I can say that... in my personal opinion, it's a scapegoat. `

`Its purpose is to, how should I say this…It's supposed to be a superior being that the populace worship. An artificial god-emperor`

`In truth, it doesn't really lead anything, but it does select the members for the usage of chakra. `

`Once one member perishes, a replacement is selected instead. `

`It is released once a year to roam the lands, to seek those who are unlucky folk who are physically incapable of tapping into any chakra source and eats them. A feast. `

`A harvest more like. `

`It does not hold power over chakra users, but is consumed with ideas that help… shape the empire. Forging the dynasty of Ōtsutsuki to new heights. More so then Hagoromo and Hamura ever could accomplish alone. `

`It isn't an emperor, but it is. The entire empire belongs to it, but it doesn't. `

`And so if the Ōtsutsuki make bad decisions that reflect poorly on the empire, the shapeless gets blamed… Although it is without blame…`

The shapeless is the puppet and the Ōtsutsuki pull the strings. `

You might have killed every chakra user, you know? `

` I suppose "Oops" is in order. `

From what I've just gathered… You might have just liberated the people`

`As I've said, "Oops."

`Let's not dwell on this, shall we? I'm getting positively hungry. `

`How do you plan on killing this thing? How powerful is it exactly? `

`Well, right now I'm at a disadvantage I'm afraid. I "left" my fleshweaving in my old body. Which doesn't exist anymore. `

`But… I don't think it can fight, not really…`

`It just swallow's, peo-`

`ple…`

`OH!`

`Oh, what? `

`This… is simply marvellous! `

`I'll just wait until… Whatever you're doing passes and then I'll ask you again…`

`It… The shapeless… It swallows people! It physically consumes them! And they appear here, in this chamber! `

`Listen, I'm not really following your train of thought. (and that is saying something, since I can hear your thoughts) care to elaborate?

`I can command it. I am the last member that embodies all three attributes of the Ōtsutsuki! I am the physical representation of chakra itself! `

Sooooooo, does that mean we don't have to fight it? `

` Are you… What ar-`

`Honestly, I need to get a doublet with words "I'm with cretin" embroiled on my hitiate. NO, we don't have to fight it! `

`I can command it to leave me alone, go roam villages, eat people and they'll appear here. And I can devour their souls! `

` That's a really strange custom, this "harvest."

`Ugh… On the day of this so called "harvest", the shapeless would transport non- chakra users here…So that Hagoromo and Hamura could inject them with raw undiluted chakra and make them into walking nexuses. `

`For the high ranked members of this society so they could tap into a raw source of chakra while they were away from their capitals. `

`Of course after a while these walking, living nexuses would be drained so they always needed more. Hence they created you. The nine bijuu. `

`Huh… Now that I've said it out loud, it seems very disturbing. To think, the man revered as the sage of six paths... Could be such a monster. `

`Oh yes, and you are such an angel yourself`

`Silence now. `

`Shapeless. I am a chakra user, am I not? `

`Indeed. `

`Outstanding. You will listen to me, am I correct? `

`Indeed. `

`Fantastic. Go forth and lay waste!`

..

..

*sighs*

..

` I, chakra user whose name is… Naruto command you to venture into the streets of the five nations and begin the harvest… `

`As you wish, chakra user Naruto. `

There was a blinding flash of ethereal white. The creature known as the shapeless disappeared with a sharp crack denoting its departure. `

` So… Are you going to eat the piece now…? Or…? `

` Oh, I don't think there is any rush anymore. I can have a small aperitif before the main dish. `

`Naruto, how do you plan to defeat the remaining Akatsuki? Eating the fruit will change you. I've seen it happen. The raw power will break your body apart and I'll be sealed…`

`I plan to let them take me. My clones are already setting the ground work with Mei and Gaara. This time stream is doomed. With the fruit on my lips and the Rinnegan in my sockets, I'll start over. Transcending and forgoing this cursed world. I plan on invoking that technique to finish it. `

` You don't mean- `

`Indeed. `

But that's forbidden! You are planning on using forbidden jutsu. Are you aware of what this particular technique will do to you? `

It's the only way to start over. The only way I can pay every single one of them back for what they did to me and my precious people. `

`Naruto… If it fails... `

`It won't. I give you my word. `

` Will it hurt, Naruto? `

` Well, that depends on how I want to assimilate it. I can try… possessing it. I can leave behind my mortal body and treat the piece as a vessel. But I am not entirely sure if this will work. `

Or? `

Or I could use this body and inject the entire piece into it. My soul might handle that, but not the body.

I say go for the latter. `

`Why? Are you afraid that if I die in this process, you'll be easy pickings for the Akatsuki? `

`You're so brassy! Is this the Uzumaki in you? `

`Silence. The fruit has blossomed after all these millennia. Now… If I may...` He reached out to procure the chakra fruit.

`You may not! `

Naruto turned to the direction of this new found voice and came face to face with an army of white Zetsu clones. Leading them with an arrogant smirk that made his blood boil was Uchiha Sasuke. His `brother` in all but blood. Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan activated and glaring balefully.

`Charge! `

Sasuke Rushed at Naruto, his intent clear as day, lightning crackled against his finger tips and coalesced around his right hand. Aiming to skewer Naruto at the waist.

"Oh no, you don't." Naruto said as he breathed in a wrathful of kyuubi enhanced Fūton chakra. Blowing Sasuke cleanly away and sending him careening. Giving Naruto ample opportunity to insert his hands towards the fruit, he gave a mighty tug and devoured it….

Cracks began to appear all over his body as the sheer magnitude of power rushed through every cell in his body, it seeped and stretched his coils to breaking point before exceeding that focal point. Raw, unrestricting chakra wafted through every spore in his body. His appearance remained the same however his cerulean eyes shone with a glitter beyond human comprehension. The literal transaction of a godly being brought down from the shinju tree itself and graced to a Uzumaki.

`Haaaaaaaa`

` This… is… unimaginable! `

`I feel… Everything! `

`I can see sounds! `

"You've officially lost it dobe." `How is he not dead? The chakra that's resonating from his body should have turned his body to ash. He's turned completely mindless. `

The last remnants of the Kyubbi's conscious was sealed and kept at bay due to the godly power of the fruit. Unbeknownst to Naruto, the ascension to godship didn't come without cost and the cost for such a price was steep… Very steep…


Onyx eyes glided open as a weight settled on his chest. Two soft mounds pressing against his chiselled chest but Naruto's mind wasn't on the beautiful red head but of the past lingering memories that remained in his noggin, always preoccupied by the sheer power he felt when he'd pilfered the fruit. He could feel the godly power below his skin, locked away but waiting to be unleashed. The whispers It gave… He was surprised he retained his sanity. Well as much of it anyway.

Without thinking, Naruto lashed out, grasping Kushina by the waist and giving her a morning smooch. She responded in kind, even though she was still half asleep. The morning rays of sunlight striking them and basking them in its warmth. From the sudden lightness, Naruto could see he was still sheathed in Kushina. And getting harder! `Down boy`

With her dishevelled appearance, hair jutting out everywhere, curled all over him and his cum splattered around the junction, it was of no surprise when one ANBU messenger passed back from a massive nosebleed.

He righted himself in the next instance. An air of calm professionalism emitting from him. His mask etched firmly on his face and the trail of blood gone. "Uchiha- San, lord Hokage wishes to speak to you with utmost haste. He sent me to bring you to him."

Naruto stared into the eye sockets of the unflinching ANBU. He was either extremely confident to meet his gaze head on or extremely foolish. His bet was on the latter. Konoha shinobi were notorious for their idiocy. He readjusted his hold over Kushina, glancing down to see her languidly sucking his index finger, a thin layer of drool moistening his chest.

"Tell Sarutobi-San, that I've to accustom and integrate myself with my clansmen. I'll see him at the quickest discretion after."

The ANBU having heard his reply, gave a curt nod before vanishing in a soundless Shunshin. Relaying his message to the dictator of the leaf.

Naruto back to solidarity rubbed his hands through the curve of Kushina's plump rear. `Sometimes, I hate my life` Reverting his eyes back to the legendary Rinnegan, he recreated Kushina's clothes, unmarred by their rutting session. Simultaneously a clone appeared standing beside him in a burst of smoke, already running through hand seals of its own. `Kawarimi`.

Naruto rubbed the cracks from his back, stretching as he created black slacks for himself. Uchiha insignia embezzled into the fabric, a cloak with hood wrapped around his face, enshrouding his visage in darkness and only revealing the deadly pools of his three tomoe Sharingan. `Time to meet the Uchiha. `


The Uchiha clan district was a sight to behold. The last time he'd seen it was when Itachi had slaughtered every single living person. Blood had been spilled everywhere. Dead bodies strewn haphazardly. Now, he could change it all. `After all, what good is a clan to me dead? Might as well use them to destroy this cesspool. `

"Halt. Who goes there" Spoke a nameless Uchiha. His hand kept in front of him, preventing Naruto from entering.

Naruto met onyx eyes with Sharingan, a stare that promised nothing but the taste of kunai steel. The stare was of such intensity that the Uchiha visibly flinched before granting access inside.

Naruto walked inside unperturbed. Uchiha's of a variety of different ages glancing at him. Some with hope, others with barely veined contempt but most with interest.

A voice broke Naruto out of his revenuer and his eyes met one of the most beautiful ladies he'd ever witnessed. Fair skinned like the rest of the Uchiha clan, her body from what he could gleam was curvy and compact. Hiding the strength that lay within. Her long hair framed her face, black eyes the colour of midnight peering at him with interest. "Hello, stud. We've much to converse about."

AN:

That flashback though, what does it mean? I've peppered a vast amount of clues that are waiting to be found by you guys. Just think of it as an Easter egg hunt. Belated I know, since Easter is over but better late than never.

Naruto has entered the Uchiha clan and has met a certain someone. Next chapter will focus more on the Uchiha, their ideologies concerning the leaf and a certain confrontation between yellow and red. ;)

I've been stabbed… In the hand… By a compass… So if I delay in chapter posting then I'm deeply sorry. .-.

Please review! With strawberries on top! One review= one prayer for my hand.

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