Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters or the setting. Only the oc's and the plot...kinda.

Kyon: Hello...I'm acutally going to live up to my promiss...wow. That's new. Well, I had help with this chapter from my best friend in the whole world. So some of the ideas are her's. Exmaples will be given later. R&R PLEASE!LOVE YA ALL!nn

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Uninvited

Chapter 9- Revenge is Bitter Sweet

Sakura appeared at the entrance to the Hokage's office and knocked softly. "Come in!" Tsunade called. Sakura grabbed the door knob and open the door before quickly closing it behind her. Sakura looked up from the ground to see Tsunade behind several large piles of paper work.

"Oh…hello Sakura-San." Tsunade said looking up from her work. "What can I do for you?"

"Um…well, you see Tsunade-Sensei…I want to pull a prank on Naruto and I was wondering if I could have some of that powder that knocks people out and then when the wake up there chakra is totally screwed up. The one you used on Jiraiya." Sakura asked in her sweetest voice. Tsunade looked less than convinced though.

"No." she said starting up her work again.

"Come on Tsunade-Sensei…we're talking about getting back at Naruto! The one who calls you Granny, all the time." Sakura could see that that had taken affect on her sensei. 'Just a little more.' Sakura thought. "The one who is always causing more problems for you than you need to deal with."

Tsunade sighed and started searching through her drawers. Sakura inwardly cheered as she patiently waited for Tsunade to find the powder. Tsunade then sat up and placed three small packages, the size of sugar packets, on top of one of the large stacks of paper work. "Please be careful with these Sakura." Tsunade said. Sakura walked up to the stack and snatched up the three packets.

"Thanks Tsunade-Sensei." Sakura said before disappearing in top a cloud of smoke. Tsunade sighed and returned to her work reluctantly.

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"Hey…when the heck are they going to get here!" Temari shouted. The group of ninja's all had met at the training grounds…well, most of then at the least. The only people who were missing were Hanahi, Naruto and Sakura...and if Kakashi counted he would be missing too. Even Chouji and Shino were there. Shino though was only here because he was dragged by Chouji who had caught wind that there was going to be tons of snacks.

Suddenly Sakura and Naruto appeared out of nowhere and waved. "Hey!" Sakura said calmly as her and Naruto approached the group. Naruto quickly ran over to Hinata's side and linked arms with her and Sakura just kind of stood on the edge of the group.

"…hey, where's Hanahi?" Sakura asked after looking around at the group.

"I was just going to ask you that." Tenten said walking up to Sakura. She then gave her a look that asked 'Ready' and Sakura returned the look with a big smile.

"Hey guys!" Everyone turned around to see Hanahi standing there smiling.

"Come on were all ready!" Temari shouted.

"LETS GO ALREADY!" Naruto shouted eager to see Sakura's plan unfold. Hanahi nodded and then darted off through the city. After about 5 minutes they arrived at a small club call the Swinging Swingers.

"Swinging Swinger?" Ino asked looking at the place. It was a fairly small place to be a club and they all noticed that and gave a look to Hanahi who totally ignored them. She quickly walked into the building followed by everyone else.

"Watch your step when you're headed downstairs." Said a fairly large man standing beside the entrance.

"Downstairs?" Chouji thought out loud.

"The club is located in the basement of the building." Hanahi said opening a door at the bottom of the steps. They could clearly hear the loud music and people laughing now that the door was open.

Everyone was shocked to see that instead of the place being a small dinky club it was fairly big. In the center of the room there was a large dance floor that lit up in blue, red and green with tons of people dancing on it. On the ceiling there was tons of different colored lights, such as pink, blue, red, green, and yellow and around the dance floor there were tables that you could sit at, a few occupied. And lastly at the back of the place there was a bar where there were a few people sitting.

"Um…I thought you said you would reserve the place for us." Sakura said looking at Hanahi.

"Well…I could have if I wanted to but it seems more fun if there are people here that you don't know. So I reserved a back room for us." Hanahi said starting to walk to the back of the room towards the bar. 'Back room?' everyone thought as they followed. She pass the end of the bar and entered a door that said reserved. Through the door there were five doors, two on the left, and two on the right and one at the end of the hall. Hanahi though took the first door on the left.

The room was medium size holding one large sofa that could hold 4 people, a small lounge chair and another sofa and was smaller that could only hold 2 people. Then on the other side of the room from the door there was a large table filled with all kinds of snacks along with two large bowels, one filled with punch and one with water. Chouji quickly ran across the room and started eating the snack as everyone else kind of just admired how large the room was.

"I guess this is ok." Ino said looking around the room as she hugged Sasuke's arm tightly.

"IT'S TIME TO PARTY!" Temari shouted running out of the room to go dance. Everyone quickly followed, except those who walked like Shino and Gaara, Chouji who was lounging on the small sofa and Ino. Ino quickly pulling out 5 small bottles of really strong alcohol and poured them into the punch bowel so it wouldn't be as noticeable. She then quickly darted out of the room to the dance room where she found Sasuke sitting at a table with Lee and Neji. She darted over to the table and grabbed his hand.

"Come on Sasuke-Kun! Let's dance!" Ino shouted as she dragged him to the dance floor. At another table Hanahi, Hinata, Naruto and Gaara were seated and having a talk even though they had to scream above the loud music.

"HEY! I THINK I KNOW YOU!" say a girl about there age with long brown hair and hazel eyes. Hanahi's eye's widened with surprise and a large grin grew on her face.

"Hey Kurashi!" Hanahi yelled signaling her to pull up a chair next to her.

"Who's that!" Naruto asked.

"She's my cousin!" Hanahi yelled back just as Kurashi came back with a chair. Hanahi and Kurashi exchanged smiles before they were caught up in talking. Hinata and Naruto did the same thing as Gaara just sat there glaring at Kiba who was dancing.

"Hey! I thought I dared you to buy a cat!" Temari screamed glaring at Kiba as she kept dancing.

"You did! But the dares don't have to start until tomorrow!" Kiba shouted looking away from Temari to find Hanahi who he saw talking to Kurashi. He the slowly made his way over to their table, trying to think of some thing to say.

Ok…um I'll ask her to dance.

That's smart…now why didn't I think of that. I mean it's not like were at a club or anything.

Shut up.

As soon as he got over there he noticed the cold glare that he was getting from Gaara before Hanahi noticed that he was standing there.

"Hey Kiba!" she yelled only to have the music stop just as she said that, to change the music. Kiba laughed a little and Hanahi blushed as she giggled.

"Um…well, ya. I was wondering if you would like to dance with me on the next slow dance." Kiba asked. Hanahi's face was now a light pink as she nodded. Kiba smiled just as the next song came on, and to Kiba's luck it was a slow song.

"Now a song for all those cute couples out there." the DJ said smiling. Kiba outstretched his arm and let Hanahi take his hand as he led her out to the floor. Soon enough Naruto and Hinata were out on the floor, along with Temari and Shikamaru, Ino and Sasuke, and Tenten and Neji. Lee had asked Sakura if she would give him the dance but she harshly declined his proposal.

Hinata ending up resting her head on Naruto's shouter as did Hanahi on Kiba's and Tenten on Neji's. Temari and Shikamaru on the other hand ended up making out, Temari had her arms around his neck and Shikamaru had his arms around her waist. When the song was over Temari and Shikamaru headed for the back room and Naruto and Kiba escorted Hanahi and Hinata back to the table.

"I didn't know you had a boyfriend!" Kurashi said with an evil smile on her face. Hanahi sighed knowing what was going to be the outcome of this.

"Ya…so what if he's my boyfriend?" Hanahi said back to Kurashi who just continued to smirk. Gaara was now sending a death glare to Kiba and Kiba was so over joyed. Hanahi then looked back at Kiba to see if he was alright with her saying that and the exceptionally large grin on his face was more than enough to convince her.

"I'll be right back…I'm going to go get some punch." Kiba said walking away. Hanahi quickly looked at Hinata and Naruto who had the same looks one there faces.

"Hey! What's up guys? …who's this?" Sakura asked with her arms slung around Hanahi neck.

"Oh…um, this is my cousin Kurashi. Kurashi this is my friend Sakura. Oh and that's Hinata, Naruto and Gaara." Hanahi said introducing everyone who was there.

"Nice to meat cha Kurashi." Sakura said smiling at her, "Now…why are you all just sitting here? You should be dancing!"

Just as Sakura said that the music came back on blasting. Sakura pulled Hinata who was pulling Naruto, and Kurashi who was pulling Hanahi out to the floor who ended up pulling Gaara. Naruto and Kurashi didn't have a problem with dancing it was mainly Gaara, Hanahi and Hinata.

"I don't dance!" Hanahi said trying to get out of her cousin's grip. Kurashi just turned around and laughed before saying, "Do you even know how to dance?"

"No, I don't." Hanahi choked out.

"Hahaha! Hanahi you're so retarded! Is that why you never danced at my parties!" Kurashi yelled above the music as she danced. Hanahi just stood there and nodded her head up and down. "Would it help if you had a partner!"

Kurashi then nodded her head over towards Gaara who had been captured by Sakura. Hanahi blushed and shrugged before she said, "But what about Kiba-Kun? He's my boy friend!"

"It's just dancing! Not like it means anything!" Kurashi replied. Hanahi looked at Gaara then back towards the door labeled reserved. Hanahi then shook her head up and down. Kurashi then pulled Hanahi over towards Gaara.

"Hey red!" Kurashi yelled which easily caught his attention, "I've got a girl here who wants to dance."

Kurashi then pushed Hanahi in front of her. Gaara looked at Hanahi before shaking his head side to side. He then quickly twisted his hand and walked out of the crowd. Hanahi sighed out of relief but at the same time she was hurt too. Hinata then put her hand on the best friends shoulder and smiled.

"Let's go find Kiba!" Hinata yelled without a stutter. Hinata and Hanahi then quickly made there way to the back door and walked into the back room to see Kiba talking to Chouji. As for Shikamaru and Temari they were on the large sofa doing there own thing.

"Hey…Hanahi-hick-come here!" Kiba called.

"Shit! How much punch did you have?" Hanahi yelled running across the room to Kiba who was about to fall off the couch. She got there just in time to catch him from falling off the couch.

"Hahaha! You fell off-hick-the couch." Chouji said surrounded by snacks. Kiba started to laugh along with Chouji. Hinata was smiling at Kiba and Hanahi was more worried about something else.

"Kiba…Chouji. You didn't have any of the water did you?" Hanahi asked with a worried look on her face. They both stopped laughing and thought about it before saying nope and started laughing again. "Don't drink the water…ok?"

"Yep…don't drink the water." The both repeated. Hanahi and Hinata then went back out to the dance room. Gaara then passed them and went into the back room to find his sister making out with Shikamaru and the two drunken boys. Of course though, he didn't realize that they were drunk and quickly chugged a cup of the punch.

"Hey…Gaara…" Kiba said from the ground. Gaara quickly turned only to have his head start pounding and his vision blurred.

"Wh-what?" Gaara replied to find that his speech was slurred.

Gaara slowly made his way over to Kiba before Kiba answered, "Why does you-hick-have two heads-hick." Kiba said looking at him.

"Um…because I-hick-do. I feel like a feather. Light -hick- and fluffy." Gaara replied lost in the alcohol. Kiba and Chouji started laughing at his reply as Gaara stood there…smiling.

Shikamaru and Temari looked up from their make out session too look at the three boys. "See, what did I tell you Shika-Kun?" Temari asked looking at him.

"I see now." Shikamaru said turning back to Temari licking his lips.

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Neji stood up from the table and looked at the other three before asking, "Anyone want water?" Sasuke nodded as Lee replied with a yes. Ino just continued to stare at Sasuke, which was really annoying him, and Neji just didn't bother to repeat the question. He just went off to get drinks for all four of them.

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Kakashi walked in through the doors slowly until he spotted Sasuke, Neji, Ino and Lee sitting at a table. He walked up to the table and greeted them with his usual 'yo'.

"You guys seen Sakura any where?" he asked looking around the club. Sasuke was busy trying to get Ino off his arm and Lee was busy being Lee so only Neji was left to answer his question.

"Nope…haven't seen her around since we first got here. Want some water? Ino didn't want her glass." Neji replied to his question while asking his own.

"Ya sure." Kakashi taking the glass off the table. He quickly slurped it down and then went in search of Sakura once more.

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Hanahi and Sakura sat in the back room watching Gaara, Kiba and Chouji talk about…what ever they were talking about until Kakashi came into the room and wrapped his arms around Sakura's waist.

"Hey," he said calmly, then he saw the three drunks. "May I ask what happened to them?"

"Neji, Ino, Lee and Sasuke spiked the punch and they drank it. Oh and I spiked the water with some powder stuff so don't drink that either." Sakura said falling into his embrace. Kakashi stiffened and then looked down at Sakura.

"What did you say?" Kakashi questioned.

"I said Neji, Ino, Lee and Sasuke spiked the punch, and I spiked the water with this powder that Tsunade gave me." Sakura repeated. Kakashi's face dropped as realization hit him. Sakura then understood why he was so quiet.

"You drank the water didn't you?"

"AH! NO KIBA DON'T DO THAT!" Hanahi screamed standing up, she then ran over to Kiba who was trying to stick his finger up Chouji's nose for one reason or another. Gaara on the other hand was staring at Temari and Shikamaru who were actually only sitting on the couch talking.

"What?" Shikamaru said getting irritated that his girlfriend's brother was staring at them.

"…are you seeing pretty colors too?" Gaara asked as he fell back oh his gourd only to look up at the ceiling. Temari and Shikamaru both then had sweat drops.

"Pretty fuzzy kitty." Gaara mumbled as he started petting Kiba on the head while he continued to stare at the ceiling.

"But I want to be doggy." Kiba whined letting Gaara continue to pet him.

Suddenly Kakashi said, "I don't feel so…go-" Kakashi then fell on top of Sakura.

"I think the powder worked." Sakura said to Hanahi as she pushed Kakashi off top of her. Chuoji then walked over to Kakashi and poked him in the shoulder and said, "It's not nappy -hick- time." Hanahi sighed as she rushed out of the room to see if the other three had passed out.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" Ino screamed.

"I think that they're out." Sakura said as she watched Kiba, Chouji and Gaara act like 6 year olds. Hanahi then came back into the room with Lee dragging behind her. Sakura started staring at Hanahi until she replied, "I didn't feel like carrying him." She then walked out of the room for one of the two other boys.

Gaara then sat up and crawled over to Lee and poked his forehead and asked, "What happened –hick- to the fuzzy calopilars –hick- on your face?" Sakura giggled at what Gaara had said as Hanahi came back into the room dragging Neji behind her. Ino came in seconds later carrying Sasuke over her shoulder.

"What the heck happened?" Ino said shaking Sasuke wildly trying to wake him up. Someone burst out laughing and Sakura, Ino and Hanahi looked to see Kankuro, Naruto who was laughing, Hinata and Kurashi.

"It worked!" Naruto screamed as he fell on the floor holding his stomach because it hurt because he was laughing so hard. Kurashi was smirking, Kankuro was busy watching his little brother crawl around on the floor in circles, and Hanahi was worried about Naruto being ok.

"So what are we suppose to do with them?" Sakura said referring to Lee, Neji, Sasuke and Kakashi. Chouji had fallen asleep and Kiba was nodding off. Gaara was now floating in mid-air being held up by his sand laughing hysterically about nothing.

Then suddenly Kiba shouted out half asleep really fast, "Did you ever stare at the flickering candles on your birthday cake, while your friends and family sing that song and their voices fade and were drowned out by the ominous-sounding organ music that kept playing faster and faster…

Then dozens of tiny, twisted, weasel-like creatures with glowing red eyes burst out of the cake…

… Throwing frosting and still burning candles all over the room while you looked on paralyzed in horror as the weasel-like creatures started attacking the party-goers, ripping at their throats and faces with razor sharp teeth turning a once festive scene into unrelenting terror!"

Gaara started laughing even harder than he already had been and everyone else just stared at him like he was crazy.

"Ok…then. I have an idea." Kurashi said with an evil smirk plastered on her face.

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Kyon: Ok so there's chapter, I hope you all liked it! Oh and my best friend is the personality for Kurashi 'yes she is phychotic'. Oh and there will be a surprise appearence by one of my favorite people in the next chapter! YAY! I'll try to get the next chapter up by next Saturday or Sunday but i can't make any promisses this time. I don't have more than half of it typed up like i did this time. HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE CHAPTER! HUGS! REVIEW PLEASE! Makes me want to write more. Oh and yes, evil weasles are my friends.

Kiba: EVIL WEASELS SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME!

Kurashi: Then why did you say that before...that long story thing?

Kiba: To get my point across.

Itachi: I love evil weasels! Especialy when they rip out party goers throats.

Everyone: ...that's weird

Sasuke: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Kyon: ...I'm now very disturbed and ITACHI! BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SASUKE! GO ITACHI! ...REIVEW PLEASE!

Kurashi: I love Sasuke so much I'm going to stick him in a freezer because he's an ice cube.

Itachi and Kyon: I totaly agree/GO FOR IT KURASHI!

Everyone else: ...that was sooo random.

Sasuke: ...I hate you all.
/Fan girls faint/