The A/N at the end of the last chapter was meant to be a possible, story. I could write it if enough of you want it. Just clear that up. I tried to reply back, but my e-mail was being gay.
I don't think
there is any disputing the fact that I don't own Naruto.
Scary Movie
Every so often the life of a ninja would be considered mundane. This of course was a rarity, though, not an impossibility. Sometimes there would be a drop in the number of requests entering the village and an elite Jounin would get the day off, or maybe the week. Honestly, they didn't know what to do, save missions.
It was days like these where Naruto would stop by Sakura's house with a movie and possibly some food. They would wear their pajamas and cuddle up on the couch, and Naruto would end up spending the night when the movie was over.
"Naruto you brought a horror movie! What the hell? You know I don't like those!" Sakura said. In all honesty, she was terrified of those movies.
"Please Sakura, I heard it was really good, and it doesn't have any monsters or zombies and stuff!" Naruto pleaded.
Usually these movie nights had some cheesy chick flick, in which the handsome, rich guy would fall for the diamond hidden in the rough. It wasn't that Naruto didn't like them; if they made her happy it was good enough. Plus, she would find it cute and want to snuggle up with her man. However, a man sometimes wants to see a man movie; one with gore, violence, war, and language.
"No Naruto, I don't feel like watching it."
"Pleeeaaase Sakra-chan, can we watch it?" Naruto begged her with his eyes more so than his voice.
"Fine Naruto put it in, I'll go make some popcorn and get some gummy bears," she said with great reluctance in her voice.
The movie was, in all respects, different. It had all aspects of a movie you would not want to show a child: language, rape, violence, psychopaths, and death. Apparently, some nut out in the middle of nowhere would walk around with a rusty meat cleaver and kill young women via suffocating with the skin of his prior victim. While he asphyxiated them, he would rape them. After he killed her, he would peel her skit with his meat cleaver, and use the skin for the next victim. (A/N I just died a little inside.)
"N-Naruto s-sleep in the guest room today," she said shakily once the movie was over.
"Why?"
"You brought that movie instead of Pride and Prejudice, the movie I actually wanted to see!" (A/N I didn't want to say The Notebook because it would be cliché.) She stomped into her room and slammed the door shut. Naruto slowly walked into Sakura's guest bedroom.
Sakura could not sleep no matter how hard she tried. She did not feel tired, most likely because she sat around all day, and woke up real late. (A/n Don't you hate that?) Her stomach hurt, because every sound she heard, she thought was the killer from the movie. She could have taken him out easy, but fear makes the strongest of men fall flat.
Occasionally, a strange sound would come from the floor. It was an eerie creaking sound she had never noticed before. Creak, it happened again.
What the hell was that? Is someone there? Maybe it is just Naruto getting a glass of water.
Five times in less then an hour, I doubt it. He never wakes up at night for anything.
Then what are you trying to say, that it is a crook.
No, I'm not, it isn't I'm positive. At least, I think so. B-but what if it is a crook and-
He is going to come in and kill us.
Normally, Sakura would have tried to pick up a chakra signal, but fear once again prevented her. Why else did all the sensei tell their students to remain calm.
Are you saying we run?
What if we run into him?
Five minutes past. Well I don't think it was a killer, he would have come in by now if it was.
Yeah, yeah you're right. Inner Sakura was still shivering inside.
She began to hear rain drops on her window. Apparently, Konoha was being hit by a surprise storm.
Fucking great, it is raining.
Just like the movie.
Shit
This continued for at least an hour until Sakura finally fell asleep. Her body finally succumbed to her exhaustion.
Naruto walked in and collapsed on the bed. He was just processing why Sakura told him to sleep in the guest bed.
Denied. Naruto could hear the roaring laughter of his tenant.
Shut up you stupid fox.
Tell me something kit, were you born stupid, or did it take years of training?
You should know, seeing as you were in me since the day I was born.
Touché
I don't get it fox, what did I do wrong?
You showed her a scary movie.
It wasn't that scary.
For you, maybe not, but for her, that freaked her out. Only some girls like horror movies. Like that one blonde chick with the four pig tails. Your girl friend which I have grown fond of, likes romance, drama, and other chick stuff.
Since when have you been so woman savvy?
Kit, I have lived…a long time, it was bound to happen.
So, why are you helping me?
I don't know. If I got to be in here, I might as well have fun, which has to be done through here. So, it would be in my best interest to get that Cherry Blossom to succumb to you. Don't get me wrong, I'm still going to kill you if I ever leave this place.
What should I do?
Give her time; she'll come crawling back to you, because of a bad dream or something. It is your job then to be there for her. Then get her the movie she actually wanted to see.
"NARUTO!!! Where are you Naruto?" She frantically ran into the kitchen hoping to find her beloved. She ran in and locked the door behind her. She turned around and screamed at what she saw.
"NARUTO!!" Naruto was in a bloody mess propped against the wall. His blood smeared the floor, and was ink for the message on the wall. It read, 'this is my way of the ninja.'
She tried to run toward him, but she couldn't get any closer.
Suddenly Naruto mutated into the killer, who got up and was getting closer to Sakura, meat cleaver in hand. She tried to form a few seals, for a Katon Jutsu. She could not locate any chakra.
The man grabbed her and gagged her mouth. He spun her around so she could witness the killer, which was previously following her, hack at the door. He broke through and stalked his way over to Sakura.
"You're going to die little girl." Sakura started to cry. He started to put someone else's skin on her head like a swimming cap. She felt his other hand pull down her pants. He pulled the skin over her eyes.
"AHH!" Sakura yelled as she sat up. She was awaked by the thunderous sound of… well thunder. She felt the cold sweat drip down her forehead and lower back. She started shivering and wrapped a comforter around herself.
It is okay it was just a dream.
But, it was so real.
The thunder struck again, creating a loud sound. Great thunder, also just like the movie.
Sakura looked over to her clock; the digital reading read 3:00 A.M.
You should crawl into Naruto's strong arms and sleep.
"No, I'm ma-" she was cut off by another bolt, "yeah, that isn't a bad idea."
Naruto opened his eyes, to see Sakura come in. He sensed her come in, by her chakra signature. All Elite Jounin/ANBU had to be able to sense chakra in their sleep.
"Hey Sakura-chan, what's up?" he said groggily. He heard her sniffle. "Are you crying?"
"N-no, not r-really, I j-just h-had a bad dream is all. Y-you died and the k-killer was com-coming after me."
He lifted his blanket to invite her in, "It's okay Sakura-chan, here come sleep with me. I'll protect you, and I promise I'm not going anywhere." She crawled into the bed and fit her back snuggly against his chest. He put his arm around her and kissed her temple.
"Thanks Naruto."
"What are you thanking me for, it is my fault. Now go to sleep Sakura-chan I'm here so no one is going to get you okay. I promise, the next movie night we have, we'll watch a romantic comedy," he whispered reassuringly in her ear. They both fell asleep, warming themselves with each others heat.
Sakura woke up the next day in a slightly uncompromising position. She was laying on her back staring at the ceiling, with Naruto draped across her diagonally. One of his hands was absentmindedly tangled in her hair, while the other was in his own. He was also chewing on her collar. She thought it was cute though, so she didn't wake him up.
He eventually woke up, lifted his head, and grinned at her. "Sorry about your collar."
"It's fine, now can I get up."
"Can we lie here just a little while longer?" She honestly didn't want to start the day.
"Sure Naruto." He smiled and once again placed his head in the crook of her neck.
Against her neck he mumbled, "Hey Sakura-chan, I was wondering why you picked me?"
She looked at him quizzically, not understanding what he was trying to ask. "I mean why me and not anyone else? You could have had any guy in this village, basically. Why am I so special?"
"Oh…well that's and easy one. For one my Naru-chan," she heard him make a cute whining noise, "you're cute, like that whine you just did. When you smile it makes you look like a fox with blue eyes. Speaking of foxes you have these adorable whisker marks. Plus, you are sexy. Then there are the more important reasons, like how you care about me and always protect me."
He looked up and gave her a passionate kiss. "I thought it was because I was a good kisser."
"Yes, that is something I look forward to in the morning. What about you, why do you like me?"
"You know I don't have any idea when it happened, but I know I have loved you since well a long time. Like since the academy days. I have no idea why. Maybe it is because you are pretty or the fact that you are nice or maybe it was because you were the first girl to acknowledge me."
"By the way Sakura-chan, I had a kage bunshin go pick up that movie you wanted to see. I sent him out while you were asleep, see," he said pointing to the DVD on the dresser. "Sorry about the movie yesterday." He looked down bashfully.
"Oh my god, he is so cute!" squealed Inner Sakura, "Make him yours, now!"
"That is really sweet of you Naruto, but can you get up I want to use the bathroom?"
"Nuh-uh, I'm going in first."
"We'll see about that." Sakura tossed Naruto off of her and ran toward her bathroom. A yellow blur managed to beat her to it and slammed the door on her face.
"They don't call me the second coming of the Yellow Flash for nothing" he said opening with his tongue playfully stuck out at her.
Okay not much of an ending I know, wasn't really funny either, but I did in my genre put humor/romance so I should have at least one chapter every so often of romance.
I'm not insane, I made up the story plot, but it was just an assortment of random scary movies compiled into one.
The part with Inner Sakura and Sakura happens around the same time as the part with Kyuubi and Naruto, in the context of the story.
Again review, and read the last A/N in chapter 8 and tell me if you think that is a good fanfic idea.
