AN: Yeah, I suck. I haven't updated in forever. Feel free to eat me alive.
As the rain poured outside of the house, Bella sat down in her old purple swivel chair to do some good old fashioned HW.
"Alright," Bella told her stuffed elephant, Francine, "I need to type this up for science class."
Bella dreaded science. She had a stupid old mustached man for a teacher.
"I hate mustaches," she told Francine. Bella often wished Francine would talk back to her.
Our heroine stretched her fingers, "Alright, Heidi," she yelped.
She started to type:
RULES:
All opposites attract and likes repel. Neutrals attract all charged things.
Neutrals attract positive and negative things.
Two substances rubbed together have opposite charges. 1 steals from the other, if they get charged at all.
Objects can be neutralized by gentle touching.
Two neutrals do nothing to eachother.
"Bella, dar-lin-kay," Charlie appeared, a martini in his hand and his husband by his side, "Edward is looking for you!" He kissed Billy and Billy giggled.
Edward appeared.
"I am here!" He was
dressed in orange fleece overalls, a floppy baby blue straw hat and a
shirt that said "Ask me about my gf!"
Edward walked over to
Bella.
"Hey, Is!"
Is kissed him.
"Hey!" Shouted
Bella to Is, "Get out of here!"
Is giggled, and flew out the
window.
"Dang, I hate her!" Bella moaned.
Edward patted her head, "Tut tut. There there."
He looked at the screen.
"Opposites attract, like you ande! Likes repel, like me and Rosalie when Carlisle tried to set us up."
Bella nodded, "Keep going, this is good for my brain!"
"Neutrals attract positive and negative things, like Emmett attracts vampire girls and human girls."
Bella chortled, "With those forearms, freakin' zebra girls are attracted to him!"
Edward laughed in spite of himself, dang, thought the vain and preppy looking male vampire, I sure wish I had Emmett's forearms!
"Okay, two objects rubbed together have opposite charges. Like when you and Mike made out, you guys became opposites after, couldn't stand eachother, remember?"
Bella made a face, "Edward, did you just fart?"
Edward squeezed his butt together, "Maybe…"
Bella gagged.
Suddenly, Esme ran in.
"OH MY GOSH!" She yelped.
"What is it," Edward asked, not really in a question format sort of mood.
Esme looked on the verge of tears.
"Ooh, this is worse
then when I lost my baby boy! FYI, I wanted a daughter. MY GILMORE
GIRLS THE COMPLETE SEVENTH SEASON IS MISSING THE LAST DISK!"
She
fell to the floor, shaking.
"Oh my gosh!" Edward got down next to her.
"Bella, I'm taking her to Newberry Comics."
Apprehensive, Bella nibbled a fingernail.
"Ohmigosh, I'd go, but emos scare me!"
Edward nodded and scooped up the fainted Esme.
"Let's go!"
He
galloped away.
Bella continued working:
Model
Everything has + or – pieces in them. + protons, - electrons.
Minus pieces can move between objects, plus can't
A neutral object has an equal amount of electrons and protons
Different substances have different abilities to attract and hold onto neutrons.
Feeling proud, Bella printed it out. She tucked it into her folder and went downstairs to watch some of Esme's Gilmore Girls.
"I do love that show!" Bella sang as she waltzed down the stairs.
