A/N: It's been a while since I've updated this, but I thought maybe I'd might aswell finish it.


Dear Itachiiiiiiiii,

I heard you're selling your body for 100,000 ryo.

And fortunately for both of us, I manage to sell Kabuto and Sasuke to Konoha and managed to make enough.

So, meet me in my southern hideout and we'll make the deal.

You will not regret this, I'll take reaaaaaaaaaaalllly good care of your body once my soul enters inside of it.

Sincerly,

a very pleased Orochimaru.