HI GUYS, I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS FOR VERNOND ANFORTH'S GREAT LEAP FORTH … :/ SO I DECIDED TO DO AN EXTRA SPECIAL CHAPTER, JUST FOR YOU ALL MY FANS! I.E. THIS IS LIKE, ONE OF THOSE FLUFF/POINTLESS/CUTE/ADORABLE CHAPTERS BUT JUST FOR THE FANS, LIKE I THINK THATS WHAT THEY CALL FANSERVICE BECAUSE THE POINT IS TO SERVICE YOUR FANS WITH YOUR WORDS! IHOPE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING GOOD SERVICE SO FAR WITH VERNON DANFORTH'S GREAT LEAP FORTH :')
S/O TO SOCK PUPPET 9 FOR YOUR REVIEW. I AGREE WITH SWIPIPNG THAT IT IS NICE TO HAVE FUZZIES IN YOUR BOSOMS CORE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU HAVE TO PEE IT OUT AFTER NEW FAN, DARFUR MAX! YOU ARE DA FUR TO THE MAXX! LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING, BAE, XOXOX ;))) YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT THE RP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE [phone vibrate function]. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOUGH VERNON IS JUST LIKE A REAL POKEMON FANFICTION PROTAGONIST. HE *IS* A REAL POKEMON FANFICTION PROTAGNONIST! :T PROTAGONIST AND PROTAGNONIST ARE NOT THE SAME THING. TO BACKPACK2: SORRY, BUT NO CIGAR. OR CANNOLI. :T ALSO BY THE WAY I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THAT THIS CHPATER WAS POINTLESS! ALL CHAPTERS HAVE POINTS AND ARE IMPORTANT, SO PLEASE R~&R MY FRIENDS I LOVE YOU ALLL~~~~~ OKAY SO NOW WE SHALL START WITH THE EXTRA CHAPTER'S SPECIAL:
***A CANNOLI SPECIAL***
Nurse Joy, Nurse joy and nurse Joy went to get their cannolis.
In order to get cannoli's, they went to the CANNOLI MART. A CANNOLI MART is like a POKE MART, except instead of selling Poke-things they sell cannolis of all kinds and sorts.
(A/N: I have decided to refer to the nurse joys with gender neurtral pronoms such as hir, s/he, sie, shi and ze Because it is kind of unfair that all Nurse Joys have to be women. This is because it is unfair that men don't get to be nurses in the pokemon universe!)
Therefore, Ze Nurse Joys went to the CANNOLI MART.
In the CANNOLI MART there were small cannolis, medium cannolis and large cannolis, but most of all there was cannolis. Ze walked together through the aisles of cannoli. It was a true cannoli heaven. Then ze walked out of the CANNOLI MART, all of zem having bought a cannoli.
"Hey aren't we forgetting something" said Nurse joy to the other two nurse Joys.
"What" said the first other Nurse Joy.
"Uh-oh" said the second other Nurse Joy who was finally realising what hir nurse joy colleague was meaning.
Inside the hospital again their patient boy Vernon was rubbing himself all over with the dragonstone. By that I mean rubbuing his peenus over the dragonstone masturbatorily. He ejected three times of gloopy seminar.
The end.
