DISCLAIMER THINGY!! I dont own warriors!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I am a whole chapter behind! please bear with me if i don't get to you right away but i will try to finish as fast as possible ;)
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Welcome to DESTROY ANNOYIG WARRIORS!!!!!
Avril Lavigne plays in the background
Leafpool Hater: Please give a warm welcome back to ICECLAW!!!!!!!!!
Iceclaw: Thanks for letting me light Lavina on fire!!! Anyway. Longtail is too retarded to allow himself to be blinded by a rabbit! They should kill him!!
A pack of evill bunnies from WindClan stampede in, Onestar is riding on their leader, Giantbunny. They tear Longtail into bite-sized pieces, while every other cat (except Leafpool) is eating popcorn and watching the show. Leafpool tries to tame the bunnies so she can give them to Crowfeather, but Giantbunny eats her.
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Today we will welcome two contestants, Twilidramon and her sister Rougestreak!!!!!!!
Rougestreak: I murder Jaypaw
Twilidramon: I murder Ashfur and also murder Jaypaw
AUTHORESS: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH, HOW I LOVE DOUBLE KILLS!!!!!!!
Rougestreak gives StarClan $10,000 to give Jaypaw his sight back. Jaypaw throws a party where everyone drinks waaaaaayyyyyyyy too much soda, and while he is so high on sugar, Rougestreak chucks a 10-ton chinese chicken filled with TNT at him, causing him to die. Leafpool eats the chinese chicken and explodes.
Meanwhile, Twilidramon is taunting, bribing with fried water vole, and injecting Toxoplasma Gondii into Ashfur. Ashfur is attracted in a gay sort of way to Giantbunny, who eats him.
Leafpool Hater: Welcome back our three-time killer AMBEREYES!!!!
Ambereyes: Brambleclaw is a prick that must die!!!
Brambleclaw and Sandstorm are tied to sticks. Ambereyes uses her expertise in shadow puppetry to make a very realisitic make-out session. Firestar and Squirrelflight, since they are Mary-Sues, go insane and kill them with pointy sticks.
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: If you don't review, I won't write!!!!!
I am changing Warriors of the Hawk's Talons name to Warriors of the Night, book 1 of the Power of 4 trilogy. Warriors of the Hawk's talons will be book 2, and the third title is a secret. REVIEW AND YOU GET A CINDERPELT'S LOYALTY PLUSHIE!!!! IT COMES WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!
