Balthazar and Gabriel were searching for Cas when they each saw a flash of light.

When the flash was gone they found themselves in the middle of a desert with Cas.

Cas giggled and there was another flash of light before Dean, Sam and John showed up.

"Cas!" Dean began to say before he was shushed by the drugged angel.

"I brought you here because I have an important announcement to make," Cas said.

"Oh god," Balthazar said rolling his eyes as he heard music begin to play.

"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy," Cas began to sing and then he poofed himself into a short skirt. "Just like all of my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty."

With that everyone's pants disappeared leaving them in their boxers, that is except Cas who had poofed into pants to replace his skirt.

"Wow Cas that was really important, but I think we need to figure out a way to kill Raphael before you kill yourself," Gabriel told him.

"Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy," Cas began to sing again before John covered his mouth.

"Hey I have an idea," Sam declared. "We might be able to get Crowley to let us lock Cas in his warehouse where he can't use his powers so that he can't cause more damage."

"Like a loonie bin for angels?" Balthazar asked.

"Exactly," Sam replied. "Can you bring him here?"

As soon as Sam finished his sentence Gabriel reached out his hand and in a flash, literally, Crowley was there.

"What do you buggers want?" Crowey asked condescendingly.

"We need to use your secret warehouse thing," Dean told him getting straight to the point.

"Why?" Crowley asked.

"As a drugged angel lock-down," John explained.

"Fine, under one condition," Crowley said with a smirk.

"What?" Gabriel asked.

"I get to kiss Bobby again," Crowley said with a wink.

"Is anyone else here straight?" Balthazar asked.

There was complete silence.

"Of course not," Balthazar said sarcastically as he made Bobby appear.

"What the hell am I doing here?" He asked.

"We need your help," Dean told him. "Cas got angel roofied and now he's going to die unless we can kill Raphael."

"And where do I come into the picture?" Bobby asked.

"Cas is doing incredibly stupid things because of the drug and he's going to get himself killed," Sam explained. "We need Crowley's warehouse to keep him safe, but to get it you have to kiss him again."
"Oh no, I am not helping you with this one," Bobby said walking away from Crowley.

"Your forgetting that I have photo evidence from last time that I can show all of your friends," Crowley threatened.

"Fine," Bobby said with a sigh.

He gave Crowley a quick peck, which literally caused Cas to puke rainbows.

"Here's the key," Crowley said throwing, big shocker, a key to Dean. "Find your own way there."

With that Crowley left to get back to his duties as self-proclaimed King of Hell.

"Now all we have to do is come up with a plan to kill Raphael," Said Gabriel.

"Oh because that won't be difficult at all," Dean said rolling his eyes.

"I didn't say it was easy, I just said it had to happen," Gabriel pointed out.

"What if we asked Lucifer nicely if he'd help us if we let him out of the cage?" Sam asked.

Everyone stared in shock.

"So you're going to get possessed by Lucifer again in hopes that he kills Raphael and Raphael only, then just hops back in his cage?" Asked Balthazar. "Sounds foolproof. Not to mention the fact that we can't re-kill Lilith to set him free."

"I wasn't letting him inside of you anyways," Gabriel said, completely noticing the double meaning.

"I've got an idea," Said Cas.

Everyone rolled their eyes.

"You need to let the big kids talk okay?" Asked Gabriel.

"Did I mention that the reason he drugged me is because I found the only thing that can kill me?" Asked Cas surprisingly lucidly. "I left it with Meg."

"Why'd you leave it with Meg?" Dean yelled, but Cas had already lost his lucidity.

Cas just began to count imaginary stars on his feet.

"We'd better get him on lock-down and go find Meg," Suggested John.

"First you boys need to get some pants on," Said Bobby.

Balthazar quickly poofed everyone who was affected by Cas's decision to strip other people's pants back.


A/N: Read and review puh-leaze! Thanks for reading. Sorry it took so long to update, I had trouble with writers block. I'll try to get the next one up quicker. By the way the song Cas was singing is Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy, Me.