Still Kyoya's point of view

After getting Kami back to the music room, she sat down by the changing rooms. The twins got her a hot towel to clean the small wound on her head. She had stuck on her wig before we got here, but the cut was visible.

She insisted she would be fine, though the rest of the hosts asked her many questions. All she told us was she hadn't seen anything other than auburn hair, a girl's hair, and she had hit her head on the shovel when she went unconscious.

Tamaki had pulled me away to talk with me.

"One of our guests is doing this. Knocking Kami unconscious, throwing Haruhi's bag in the pond." He told me.

I agreed, "Yes, I believe it is time we stop this guest." Even though Kami's wig had come off in the closet, I don't think the guest who knocked her unconscious would have noticed.

"One of my regular guests has been acting jealous. And she has long red hair." Tamaki informed me.

"I know. She's requested to sit with Kamiko and Haruhi both, in half an hour in fact." I said casually.

Tamaki made a fist, "This calls for a plan!"

The twins, who had been listening in, got identically evil grins, "A plan you say?" They echoed.

Kami's point of view

A half an hour later, after convincing them all I was fine, I put a bandage on the cut on my head, and adjusted my wig without being too noticible, so it would hide the cut.

Haruhi and I had been sat down with a red headed girl, and immediately I knew it was the girl who had used chloroform on me. She started the conversation by asking Haruhi what she was doing with Tamaki in the pond. I had found out, after I left for that note, Haruhi had discovered her bag in the pond and Tamaki had helped her find her wallet.

Haruhi had been telling the story to this red headed girl. She had just said that she must have accidently dropped her bag out the window, though I knew she didn't.

"Oh really? That must have been terrible. I can't imagine what I'd do if my bag fell into the pond. And you actually made Tamaki search that dirty old pond with you, how astonishing. You do realize he's a blue blood and not a commoner, right?" The girl said, with fake sympathy as she laced her fingers to rest her head on, her elbows on the table.

I felt like telling her how unlady-like it was to put her elbows on the table, just to make her mad, but I kept quiet, deciding not to.

"The only reason he's paying attention to the both of you is because he's trying to turn you into gentlemen." She continued. Her eyes, which had been closed, opened to give us a cold stare. "Don't start thinking he cares about you just because he's doting on you."

She actually think I like Tamaki? I found Tamaki to be annoying actually… but he did has certain good qualities. I could understand why she was jealous though, since Tamaki did seem to like Haruhi.

"Now I understand." Haruhi said suddenly. "You're jealous of me."

It happened so fast I almost didn't see it. The girl's hand lashed out and grabbed ahold of Haruhi, yanking her forward. The tea set and vase with flowers slid off the table in a smash, along with an Eiffel tower model. The water from the vase spread on the floor with rose petals in it, as all of us hit the ground and the table and chairs rolled away.

The girl screamed to make it seem she was a victim, because Haruhi was leaned over her, holding herself up on her hands and knees, and I had fallen on my knees right next to them.

"OH HARUHI LEAVE ME ALONE! SOMEBODY HELP ME THEY JUST ATTACKED ME!" She screeched.

Haruhi and I both let out startled gasps, as if in disbelief she was trying to make us look bad. I felt awful, like I suspected the hosts would believe her and our debt will raise, or maybe even take us to the headmaster.

"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! TEACH THESE COMMONERS A LESSON!" The red head continued to shriek.

That's when two hands appeared holding two water pitchers. They dumped the clear water on all three of us, shutting the girl up.

Haruhi leaned back to sit on her legs, as the girl looked confused.

"Why did you do that?" she asked. The twins stood there looking fabulous, ignoring her.

Tamaki walked over and helped the girl up, lightly moving her wet bangs out of her eyes.

"Do something Tamaki… Haruhi and Kamiko just assaulted me." The girl said in a quiet, pleading voice, as if she were seriously hurt.

I could see Kyoya standing and watching the scene unfold with a cold gaze.

Tamaki gently held her face, "I'm disappointed in you. You threw Haruhi's bag in the pond, didn't you? And you used Chloroform to knock Kamiko out."

"You don't know that! Do you have any proof that I did?!" She asked, her tone now showing her quiet anger.

"You know, you're a beautiful girl. But you aren't classy enough to be our guest, dear. If there is one thing I know, neither Haruhi nor Kamiko are that kind of a man!" Tamaki said strongly.

Haruhi and I sat side by side, soaked. I could see Mori and Honey watching as well, and the twins stuck out their tongues in disgust, looking at each other.

"Why Tamaki?" The girl asked, letting out tiny sobs. "YOU IDIOT!" she cried out as she ran away.

Tamaki turned to us. "Now, how am I going to punish you two? Because it is your faults, afterall." He stuck out a pointed finger at us, "Your Quota is now One Thousand!"

Haruhi had a disbelief expression, her eyes twitching.

Tamaki held out a hand to her, "Come on." He said. "I've got high expectations for you both, my little rookies." He winked at Haruhi, as he helped her up.

Kyoya walked over with a bag in one hand. He offered me his other hand and helped me up.

"Thanks Kyoya." I said simply, knowing they had planned this.

He just held out the bag to Haruhi and I. "These are the only spare uniforms we have. Sorry but it's better than a wet one, right?"

Haruhi took it and we both peered inside to see the girl's fluffy dress uniforms.

"Thanks a lot you guys. We're going to go change." Haruhi said to them.

I followed her to the changing rooms. She got into one and I took my uniform and got into the other. I was stripping from the shirt when I heard Tamaki pulling back the curtain of Haruhi's changing room.

"Haruhi! I brought you and Kamiko some towels."

I heard silence and then the sound of the curtain being let go and sliding back into place.

"Haruhi?" Tamaki finally asked.

"Yeah?" She replied.

"So… You're a girl?" He asked as well.

"Biologically speaking, yeah. So is Kami." She replied. I heard her open the curtain. I finished dressing in the dress and opened my curtain as well. I had also taken off my wig and put my long hair into its usual ponytail, and taken out my contact lenses and put on my glasses.

Tamaki let out a tortured sound.

"Listen Senpai, We don't really care whether you guys recognize us as a boy or a girl. In our opinion it's more important for a person to be recognized for who they are, rather than for what sex they are." Haruhi said as she finished fixing the little string in the front of the dress.

Kyoya stood on one side, facing us all, closer to me. He knew it from the start. "Well isn't this an interesting development."

Mori, Honey, Hikaru, and Kaoru stood on the other side, facing us the other way.

"Oh, yeah." The twins said together, looking at each other.

Tamaki was clearly freaking out, so Haruhi said, "Uh… you know I have to say Senpai, I thought you were pretty cool earlier."

Tamaki covered his mouth, starting to blush and then turning very red, his whole head. I was sure he'd explode, backing away ever so slightly.

Kyoya turned his head away, as if talking to an invisible camera, "Now I could be wrong but I think we might be witnessing the beginnings of love, here." I couldn't help but smile. Haruhi and Tamaki didn't seem to hear him.

All the boys moved to stand behind Tamaki and look at us, since now I stood beside Haruhi.

"Being a host and being fussed over by a bunch of girls might not be that bad. I wonder how I can pull it off." Haruhi said, turning her back to them while she thought. When she said that, Tamaki turned blue instead of red, obviously more concerned with the girls fussing over Haruhi than the fact we were girls.

"I'll just say Kamiko is my cousin, and I'll be Kami when I'm in class or not at the host club." I said, proud of my idea. I knew this could work.

Haruhi put her fist to her other palm, "I've got it! I'll just call everyone dude and bro now!" She began to giggle and so did I.

This was the beginning of a beautiful story.