Note: Anything in italics are thoughts, while everything that is underlined is what is currently happening when the thoughts were thought. Anything that is normal is what is happening while everyone is reading the book. I'll try my best to make sure that I don't mess up. (I haven't done this for a LONG while…)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Negima.
"Okay, this person's name is Temari," Nodoka says, looking at the page.
"Oh, she's the one who yelled at everyone in class, right?" Yue asks, being one of the few people who had raised their hand during class. Nodoka nods and begins reading aloud.
Nodoka runs up to the group and Temari looks at her. Nodoka looks at them and asks, "Um…can you…what are your names?" Okay. Who the hell is this? "Our names?" asks Sasuke. "Why would you want to know our names?" Seriously, who do you think you are?
"Um…well, isn't it better to address someone by their name?" asks the shy Nodoka uncertainly. Well, that IS more polite…but you really SHOULD say your own name first. "My name's Naruto Uzumaki—future Ho—" Sasuke hits Naruto on the back of the head. Idiot. Temari looks at Nodoka and says, "Hey, I'm Temari."
"My name is Nodoka Miyazawa, and um…the people in our class have wanted to get to know you guys…so…I was wondering if you wanted to come back to the classroom and properly introduce yourselves." No. The group of ninjas turn to each other.
"So what do you want to do?" Sasuke asks.
"I don't wanna go back…It smells weird in there," Naruto whines.
"Well, I don't agree with Naruto about the smell…but I don't like it in there," Temari says quietly.
"Well then…it's been settled," Sasuke says firmly, not waiting for anyone else's opinion, before turning around. He looks at Nodoka and gives his one final, solid answer: "No." Good, now we can leave.
"Oh?" Nodoka looks down sadly and says, "Well, I guess I'm going to have to take another beating for being unable to complete a mission." Well too bad! I don't want to go back.
"Wha-what! Beating? What do you mean?" asks a confused Sasuke. Hinata's eyes widen in surprise. Wait…don't tell me you're changing your decision! Nodoka looks up with false sadness, noting the extremeness in Sasuke's expression.
"Well, Paru-chan can be ruthless at times," sighs the sad, shy girl. "But, she's a really nice friend at times, so I don't want her to leave." …hm…maybe this "Paru" and I could get along pretty well.
"Well, we'll go, just to save you a beating…" Sasuke says and coughs suspiciously afterwards.
"Sure…that's the only reason, tebayo," Naruto mocks friendly. Sasuke glares at the idiot and hits him in the back of the head. What's this? Little Sasu's got a crush? Oh…this is gonna be fun… Temari smirks evilly as she follows along with everyone back to the classroom.
The nine people walk to the classroom where they open the door and immediately the bakka rangers tie them up. Temari looks down at the ropes that bind her. Well this sucks…
After a few punches were thrown, the girls stop, Iincho, obviously at a disadvantage and she has no way to explain the reason. Paru looks down at the eight somewhat tied up ninja, a malicious smile forming over her lips. We will DEFINITELY get along!
"Now," Paru exclaimed as she walks up to the board and picks up the chalk and throws it at Naruto, "I want you to write your name on the board in English and Japanese." Oh, this is gonna be good…
"And how am I supposed to do that, dattebayo?" asked an irritated Naruto, for he had been struck in the face by the chalk.
"Your ropes are already untied, you can get up," proudly states the great Paru-chan.
All eight ninja stare at her, stupefied. Naruto gets up, knocking the ropes to the floor, picks up the chalk and walks to the front of the room. He stares at the chalkboard and turns his head to look at Paru. She met his gaze and he shivers. Poor kid…oh well.
He looks at the chalk, then at the board and sighs. He writes his name in Japanese easily but then
struggles with the American letters; not to mention his handwriting was rather bad. He's not a very literate person. He wrote:
NARuTo uZuMAKI
"Um…I think that's right, dattebayo," Naruto says uneasily.
"Good enough…now, tell us about yourself," Paru says conclusively.
"Why?" asks Naruto, completely oblivious to how definite she had said that. Oh, he's dead…
"Because I said so," adds Paru, "and if you don't I'll make your friend, pretty boy's, life a living hell." We are EXACTLY the same.
Naruto sighs and says, "Fine…well, I like ramen, I never give up, and well, I don't listen to my authority figures…and that includes you, Sasuke, tebayo." FIGHT!
Sasuke rolls his eyes, muttering, "So, do you choose to be the biggest bakka in the world?"
Naruto grabs Sasuke by the collar and shouts, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU—"
"No foul language, Naruto," Kakashi says politely.
Naruto growls and glares at Sasuke. He turns around to go sit on a desk. "What? Are you all bark and no bite, fox-butt?" Sasuke mocks. …fox…butt? THE HELL?
Naruto cringes at the sound of the name he was given by one of Orochimaru's subordinates.
Naruto swivels around and punches Sasuke in the face. "Don't you know I LOATH that name, tebayo! And if you ever call me that again, tebayo—I'll…I'll…I'll murder you!" wait…isn't the kyuubi…OH SHIT!
"There's that Kyuubi thing again," Paru says quietly.
"Well, maybe it's something really important where they're from," Negi says, thinking.
"You know what I just noticed," Kotarou says quietly.
"What is it, Kotarou-kun?" Nodoka asks.
"They never really said much about their home town…do you think they did that intentionally?"
Everyone stays quiet for a while. "Why would they want to keep that a secret?" Negi asks. "It's not like we're bad people."
"I know that, and you know that, aniki, but I don't think THEY realize that yet," Chamo says as he jumps onto a table. "Or, THEY could be the bad people."
"What? But they seem so nice!" Nodoka argues. "Well…for the most part."
"Well, do you remember that Fate guy? What if they are teamed up with him? They could be planning on killing Aniki!" Chamo explains. Everyone stares stunned at him.
"But that Kyuubi thing wasn't in my Magical Encyclopedia! There's no way they are mages! It wouldn't make sense if they were!" Yue argues, trying to convince herself.
Everyone stays silent, thinking, for a few minutes. Finally, Negi says, "I guess we're just going to have to find out along the way. I REALLY hope you're not right, Chamo."
Sasuke spits blood onto the floor and says, "I'd like to see you try." Sasuke looks into Naruto's eyes, daring him to fight him. COME ON! Throw some harder punches!
"Sorry, Sasuke; no matter how much you want to fight Naruto, you can't. Plus, look at the position you're in; if you fight him, you're dead," Kakashi points out.
"What do you mean by 'fight,' aru?" asks Ku Fei, dying to see a good fight.
"Don't they fight like a couple?" asks Konoka. Whoa…I did NOT see that coming…I thought Sasuke was gay, but not the blonde. …no matter how much he acts like it…
Everyone stares at her, jaws ajar. After about five seconds, in which time, everyone is grasping what Konoka has just said, and instantly, all eyes are on Naruto and Sasuke.
Sasuke and Naruto stare at each other, in a trance for a while. They are awakened from this trance when Konoemon says, "Well, I guess that's a possibility, but I doubt that Naruto would go along with it." Ah! He thinks it too.
Everyone's gaze changes from Naruto and Sasuke to the old man standing in the doorway. Sasuke recognizes him and shouts, "WHAT THE FUCK! You were just defending me about NOT being gay! And now you go around telling people that I AM! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN! WHAT. THE. FUCK." Geez, stop yelling…I'm getting pissed…
"Was I just defending you? Was I?" asks Konoemon in a mocking way.
"Yes, you were…" Sasuke says, a little annoyed by the way he said that.
"I did? Really? Oh, this old man must've forgotten, oh well, no harm done," happily states Konoemon.
"Now, um…how about you guys introducing yourselves properly, and NOT by Haruna's ways," states Negi with a slight nervous smile covering his lips.
"Fine," Sasuke says, still annoyed by the old man still standing in the doorway. He and almost all the other ninja get out of their ropes in seconds; the only one who didn't is Sakura. …and she's a genin? LAME! Ino rolls her eyes and unties the struggling pink-haired dumbass. You didn't have to help her, blondie. Let her do it by herself!
All eight ninja stand silently, being watched by the class of around thirty. Kakashi looks at Temari, who happened to be standing next to him, and says, "Well, I guess you're first." Me? Fine.
Temari looks up at him and nods, she looks at the mass of students before saying, "My name is Temari you don't need to my last name because it is irrelevant; and I don't give a crap about what you say to counter that!" Temari shouts, causing the few scattered hands to now fall to the desk dejectedly. "Now, I have two brothers, I come from a place called Sunagakure; where my father is the leader, my youngest brother is the heir to the throne, and if you are wondering why not the older one, it's because he's too hideous to rule, says my father anyway. And if you insult me in any way you will wake up from a coma in a hospital three years later. Now, any questions?" That'll stop the masses from questioning me…I'll finally get some training done.
"I guess it's me next," says Tenten. "Well, my name is Tenten—" Ah. The girl I beat the crap out of in the chunin exam.
Tenten stops talking when she hears, someone in the crowd say, "Why isn't anyone talking?" Seems like she's not all that popular… Tenten immediately goes to a corner and sulks about this.
"Okay! My name is Sakura Haruno; I'm currently going out with Sasuke—" Bitch, shut up! Sakura is cut off by Kakashi saying, "No, YOU'RE NOT! Now, my name is Kakashi Hatake, I already told you a little about myself and I don't think that you need to know anything else about me! Now, Hinata, Ino, or Sasuke, you three decide amongst yourselves who will be going next, now." He's such a spazz…
Ino looks at Sasuke and Hinata who were both looking away, not wanting to go. She says, "Fine, I'm Ino Yamanaka, and I highly doubt I'm staying here long so I'm just going to tell you my name." So…when are we getting our mission and I can make some heads roll?
Nodoka stops and rereads that sentence over in her head. "She's DECAPITATING people!" Setsuna says in disbelief.
"A-apparently," Nodoka quietly says, not believing it herself.
"Hm," Chamo says, "That even further proves that they're out to assassinate Aniki! They must be experienced assassins…even for their age…"
Nodoka gulps quietly and continues reading.
Sasuke looks at Hinata expecting her to go. Well, actually, his look is more of a glare; she cowers under it and then says, "Um…my name is…Hinata Hyuuga. Um, I look forward to um…studying with you," she bows. Sasuke sighs at her shyness and says, "Well, my name is Sasuke Uchiha. You don't really need to know anything about me." Geez, don't pick on the bunny.
"Why not? We're supposed to be working with you for the next, what four years?" asks a confused Konoka. Sasuke scowls at her comment and chooses not to answer.
"You know, it's not nice to ignore someone's questions," says an irritated Setsuna. Too bad. He doesn't really want to listen to you.
Sasuke mutters an inaudible reply. Setsuna has a feeling that she did NOT want to know what he had just said to her.
Negi looks at his class and then says, "Well, since we're all acquainted now, how about you guys take your seats so I can begin the lesson?"
"That would be great, but we have utterly no idea where we are sitting…" says Temari nonchalantly.
Negi freaks out and shouts agitatedly, "AH! I AM VERY SORRY!" Negi picks up the now wet seating chart and points out where everyone is sitting. He also allows Kakashi to sit in his seat, for he will not be using it for this lesson. Overreact, much?
Negi begins another boring lecture about the book the class was supposed to read but the only ones who did were the library trio. At this, the students nearest the new ones are now taking it upon themselves to formally introduce themselves to their new classmates.
Naruto blindly follows what he asks and raises his hand.
Negi, believing that Naruto has a question relating to the lecture says, "Yes, Naruto?"
"Okay! Can we have class outside, because I don't really work well in closed spaces. I need to run around, you know, be active," says Naruto.
Completely caught off guard by that question, Negi agrees and everyone leaves to go outside. Sweet, sweet freedom! TIME TO GET MY FAN!
Once outside, the ninjas from another land stand in the back, leaning on the rope that surrounds the world tree. Temari jumps into the tree unnoticed and jumps on the rooftops to the dorm. Time to train.
"Training, huh?" Chamo says. "Well, just because they train doesn't mean they're not excellent murderers! Even the best still need to sharpen their skills."
That's done. Now, AFTER CLASS!
