It has been a while, hasn't it? Well here it is! Sorry about that, comedy is a difficult genre for me so these do take a while LOL

I try to incorporate lots of Sasuhina moments, but I want to include everyone else's moments too but of course this is Sasuhina focussed so I shall do my best for you rascals!

I don't hate Moegi if you're wondering. I just needed someone to compete with Hanabi since well I love KonoHana so yeah.

I'm rather disappointed with this chapter since it could have been written a lot better since it's the comeback chapter but...I guess I'll do better for the next one... I try guys, I try.


Tuesday rolled around faster than Hinata had expected. She waited in the parking lot for the others to arrive. Hanabi was tapping her foot impatiently, and all Hinata could worry about was whether the heel of her sister's Gucci stilettos would leave a mark in her baby's mats.

"Hanabi, please don't do that." Hinata groaned. "They won't be late. Ino wouldn't miss this for the world, Kiba is most likely with her, Sasuke probably went to get Naruto, and Temari is never late."

Hanabi wasn't reassured at all. These were her sister's friends, not hers so she would never be reassured. Of course she was excited to meet these social celebrities – none were truly famous for anything like modeling, singing or acting, but there wasn't anyone who didn't know Ino Yamanaka, and it was hard not to know Temari Sabaku or Kiba Inuzuka, and especially Sasuke Uchiha – but they weren't here and it was close to the time than Hanabi expected.

Her heart skipped a beat when she saw a limo pulled in revealing Moegi followed by Sakura, and…oh her god. Shikamaru Nara, the smartest actor and investor in Konoha, standing in all his lazy pineapple head glory. Karin Uzumaki, the rising actress – Hanabi loved her role as Nikki in Burlesque – who had a knack for playing really any role from the few movies she was beginning to star in; the most recent one being The Proposal where she played the lead role as Margaret Tate, another of Hanabi's favourites. Hanabi was ready to cry when she saw Kakashi Hatake step out of the flashy white limousine. He was basically the equivalent of Iron Man without his suit to Hanabi – a genius billionaire philanthropist playboy. If Hanabi wasn't so scared of her sister when it came to the Lamborghini she was seated in, she would have smashed her fist through the window. How the hell did Moegi manage to get Sai fucking Shimura?! The man was almost impossible to locate as he was always travelling to find inspiration for his art – he was after all the most sought out artist in the whole fucking continent. Hanabi was ready to wave the white flag of defeat when she watched Tayuya get out of the limo before it drove off. Sound Five was one of Hanabi's favourite bands!

"We're screwed." Hanabi whined. "Sakura Haruno, Karin Uzumaki, Tayuya, Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, and Sai Shimura. How are we supposed to compete with that?!"

Hinata had to admit, Moegi had the superstar dream team but the ex-heiress had a few tricks up her sleeve. She wasn't fazed whatsoever by the lineup of celebrities. For one thing, what no one knows is Sai and Ino used to have a thing. Only Hinata knew that Ino dumped Sai's pasty ass because he was too busy travelling for her. It was a fact that Sai still had feelings for the blonde bundle of energy that she called a best friend – he had a habit of sending her hand painted postcards of flower gardens from everywhere he went. Karin Uzumaki had professed her love for Sasuke Uchiha at the premier of Crazy Stupid Love when she played babysitter Jessica. There wouldn't be any focus out of those two, Kakashi Hatake may be a genius billionaire philanthropist playboy but he's also a genius billionaire philanthropist playboy pervert. She and Sasuke were talking about their pasts and Kakashi happened to be one of Sasuke's mentors in his teen years. Shikamaru Nara being notoriously lazy would probably not try at all in fact – though the downside on him would probably be Temari since he was the whole reason she moved to Konoha. Hinata was sure that their team would prevail in the end.

"Why aren't you panicking?" Hanabi groaned.

"Because our team is here and you should have more faith in them." Hinata said. "Trust me." Hinata proceeded to explain her theories to her younger sister hoping it would lighten her mood – and it worked, in fact, it got her more pumped than she was initially when they first got the challenge.

Temari stepped out of her black doorless Jeep Wrangler. Black Doc Martens landed onto the pavement with a thud as the sandy blonde hopped out pushing her bangs back with her Ray Ban Aviators. Hanabi liked her edgy look – especially with the trooper jacket over the Nirvana muscle tank and ripped light wash shorts.

Words could not describe how excited Hanabi was to work with Ino Yamanaka. She was Hanabi's idol – if only she could have as many followers as Ino did! The platinum blonde Barbie strutted out her boyfriend's black Audi a6 convertible. Her long legs were accentuated by the beige suede ankle boot wedges, her short floral spaghetti strap romper complimented her figure, and she looked like a model already with her red lipstick, black cat eye sunnies, and high ponytail tied back nice and tight not even leaving her signature long bangs hanging. Kiba looked extremely casual in comparison to his girlfriend with his black Stussy tank top, and slim fit khakis.

Oh my fucking… Hanabi grew confident in her team. He looks like a billboard model!

Hinata gave her sister a knowing look with a hint of I-told-you-so in her eyes. It almost made her eye twitch when she saw Sasuke pull into the parking lot in the same damn car that almost destroyed Miko.

"Sorry we're late guys!" the blonde beamed when he stumbled out of the expensive Audi. He would have looked like a complete mess had he not pulled on a black blazer over his white cowl neck shirt – the neckline was plummeting showing off his toned chest. He made Hanabi want to get him out of those black pants.

Don't forget, Konohamaru. Hanabi chanted the name in her head as she was surrounded by gorgeous men. Curse her job! Hanabi would have frowned at the way Sasuke was dressed but he looked too hot for her to get angry. He looked like a god damn Abercrombie model with his black cargo shorts and black hoodie. The hoodie was left unzipped half way revealing his strong chest and abdominals. She was sure she'd be choking on her own saliva if she wasn't trying not to laugh at her sister ogling the Uchiha.

"Sasuke you man whore, put on a shirt!" Ino yelled, threatening to throw her shoulder bag at him.

"Holy shit, where'd you get that Hazelnut Prada Shoulder Bag?!" Hanabi screeched. "I've been looking for it everywhere!"

"Fucking rich people." Naruto said under his breath. "Hey, you're the girl that was on a date with Teme!" he said pointing to Hinata in all her high low dress wearing glory. Hinata's high ponytail tickled her bare back as she tilted her head in thought.

Oh, Teme meant Sasuke.

"Hinata Hyuga." She said with a smile, holding her hand out to him. He took it with a smile and shook it firmly. "You fixed my baby Miko." She said, pointing to her car.

"Oh, that was you!" Naruto laughed. "That is a beautiful piece of work you have there."

Sasuke scowled. "Aren't we going to be late? Can we go now?"

"Do I sense jealousy, Sasuke?" Ino teased. She enjoyed to annoy the Uchiha.

Temari awkwardly coughed. "Oh, this is my best friend from Suna, Temari!" Hinata quickly introduced. Everyone was rather friendly – with the exception of Sasuke who was never really friendly to anyone in the first place.

-xoxoxo-

Deidara frowned. He would much rather have experienced models wear his designs. But the only experienced model there was Sakura who was a runway model. He already decided on Team Moegi mostly because he and his cousin Ino never got along.

"Here are your tasks." Sasori said uninterested. Two folders were tossed; one on each side of the table for each team. "We'll meet you in the studio on the fifteenth floor. It's the biggest studio, you can't miss it. What the hell am I saying? Hanabi, Moegi, you guys should know where they are. Dismissed."

Each team followed their 'captains' to their cubicles. They were interns after all – no one expected them to have their own offices. This project however could very well get them an office for whoever wins. Hanabi ran to the intern coffee room and locked it behind her once all of her team members were in. No way was she going to strategize with Moegi around.

"We will be doing a couple shoot, solo swimsuit shoots, billboard shoot, and a commercial shoot." Hanabi read. "Well fuck, they have actors for the commercials but…I'm sure we can improvise." Taking out the manila envelope with the designs in them, Hanabi looked through them and observed the people around her. The couple shoots consisted of summery beach wear though none were really swimsuits alone.

Hanabi made her way to the whiteboard on the wall with the door so that there wouldn't be any spies around as she was abnormally paranoid that Moegi would be eavesdropping. Subconsciously she knew Moegi wouldn't as the girl had too much pride for that, but Hanabi was paranoid regardless. She wrote 'couple', 'swimsuit', 'BB', and 'comm.' on the board along with the names of the models she had chosen for each section – Sasuke and Hinata under couple along with Naruto and Ino, Ino and Temari as well as Kiba and Sasuke under swimsuit, Hinata Ino Kiba and Sasuke under BB, and finally the commercial would consist of Hinata, Temari, Naruto and Sasuke. She spread out the designs on the coffee table so that everyone could see.

She the pictures and stuck them onto the board with magnets under the names of the people who would wear them. "We're modelling with old designs first. When the actual day comes that we win, and I'm sure we will because I know what I'm doing, we will stick with this order." Hanabi said confidently. Sasuke stuck by his earlier notion that she was bipolar. "Okay, let's hurry upstairs now."

"Yes, drill sergeant Hanabi." Hinata laughed.

"I guess we'll be working rather close, Hyuga." Sasuke mumbled in her ear as he trailed close behind her. "I could give you another kiss of encouragement."

Hinata sent her hand flying up so that the back of it came into contact with Sasuke's forehead with a thud. "Do that again, and I'll sew your lips to a cow."

"Enough with your lovey dovey crap, Hina." Temari teased whilst tickling her friend's side causing the sensitive Hyuga to back into Sasuke's chest. Sasuke smirked down at her.

"Stop bullying me, guys!" she whined.

Moegi's team suddenly appeared as well, as the two teams raced for the elevator, they all ran in at the same time, jammed up in the elevator leaving the poor waiting Deidara to have to catch the next elevator.

"Isn't there a weight limit to this thing?" Tayuya groaned as Temari's elbow was on her ear, and Naruto was stepping on her foot.

Sasuke was backed up into a corner but was luckily dragging Hinata with him. He held her against him, her cheek pressed to his bare chest. "I can feel your face heating up, you know?" Hinata playfully punched his stomach and wrapped her arms around him. Someone 'accidentally' pulled her hair, pulling her away from Sasuke for a brief moment.

"Oops." Sakura said in a nauseatingly sweet voice. "Sorry, hun! There's just no space in this elevator." With the intern level being on the second floor, this would be a long elevator ride.

Hinata swiftly turned from Sasuke and 'accidentally' let her fist hit Sakura's stomach lightly – but enough for the pink haired model to feel it. "Oops." Hinata mocked. "I was just turning to say it's alright, but there's just no space in this elevator!"

"You did that on purpose!" Sakura yelled.

"Shut the fuck up, billboard brow!" Ino yelled.

The two ex-best friends began a yelling war and were joined by Naruto and Karin.

"Calm your girlfriend, Naruto!"

"I'm not his girlfriend, pig!"

"Ew, why my cousin?!"

"Guys stop yelling!"

"Yelling isn't helping, you dumb blonde!"

"Ino, you're blonde too!"

"Shut up, Karin, who asked you?!"

Sasuke groaned and let his head hit the walls of the elevator. He felt Hinata shift and looked down to see her laughing at him. He couldn't hear her over the yelling but he could see her mirthful face. He pinched her nose lightly causing it to redden. Hinata gasped and was about to retaliate only to have her arms pinned to her sides. She glared at him and slightly got on her toes to bite him on the collarbone.

Sasuke's eyes widened at the her bold actions but his look of surprise was quickly replaced with a coy one. "Playing dirty, Hyuga?" he whispered with his lips against her ear. He opened his mouth slightly and lightly bit her cartilage. Hinata glared at him again and shot up on her toes to bite his jaw.

"Guys please, this is not the place to commence your foreplay!" Temari yelled over the screaming group in the middle from the other side of the elevator. She heard Shikamaru behind her mumble troublesome causing a blush to spread on Temari's tanned cheeks.

"I don't mind!" Kakashi said.

When the elevator made a ding to signal the whole group fell over out the doors except Hinata and Sasuke who were carefully pressed into the corner. In an attempt to scramble away, Sakura's foot got caught on the long back of Hinata's dress. Not wanting her dress to be pulled off, Hinata accidentally fell backwards trying to keep it up, all the while dragging Sasuke down with her.

She readied herself for the hard impact on her head only to have it be cushioned by the palm of Sasuke's hand which was crushed between the floor and her head.

"Sex on an elevator is bad enough, but in front of everyone? Come on guys, retain some class please." Kiba smirked.

"Exhibitionists perhaps?" Ino giggled. She took her boyfriend's hand and followed the speed walking rival interns who were disregarding the situation and were only worried about who would get to the studio first without ruining their hair.