A:N/ Hey, everyone! Been a while, hasn't it? DON'T HURT ME! *covers head in fetal position* Heh... So, my wifi went down and I was going slightly insane, but I'm all good now! *eye twitches* Honestly... Anyways, here's the next chapter!
"... And that's how I'm going to expose Zim," Dib concluded after quite a long explanation of his latest plan to expose Zim. After we had agreed that we were friends again, he wasted no time to catch me up on his new plans and theories.
"Wait, are you going to use the leaf blower before or after the flamethrower?" I asked.
"After."
"Oh, okay," I yawned then glanced at the clock. "It's getting kinda late, I should be going, by!"
"Okay, by!"
I headed out the front door of his house and started heading back to my house. Again, I got that strange feeling that I was being watched, so I hurried up.
"It's nothing, Bev. You're just paranoid since it's late. There is nobody following you," I reassured myself.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that," a voice said. I looked around, startled, as I tried to find the source of the voice.
"W-who's there?" I questioned, my voice shaking.
"DA PIGGY!"
"Gir, be quiet!"
"Sorry, mastah!"
"Zim?" I asked. Dib had told me about Zim's insane robot, Gir. Then again, he's told me about pretty much everything.
"YES! IT IS THE MIGHTY ZIM! TREMBLE, PUNY HYOOMAN!" he announced as he walked out of an ally.
"Yes, I'm just absolutely terrified," I said sarcastically. "Why are you stalking me?"
"I was keeping an eye on you to make sure you wouldn't disobey ZIM again!"
"Well, I didn't, so I've got to go, by!" I said, trying to run for it.
"Not so fast!" Zim said as a mechanical claw shot out from his PAK, hooking onto me and lifting me into the air. "You were associating with the enemy!"
"Who, me? Why, I'd- wait a minute, you never told me that I couldn't talk to Dib!" I said as I crossed my arms. There was a moment of silence as he realized this.
"LIES!" he cried out.
"Whatever." The mechanical claw dropped me and retracted back into his PAK so I was standing face-to-face with Zim.
"From now on, there will be no associating with the Dib-stink. Do you understand?" My face paled at this, he could be scary when he wanted to be, and right now was one of those times.
"Yes," I squeaked out.
"Good, after all, we wouldn't want anyone to find out about you little secret, would we?" he threatened with an evil smirk. "GIR, COME!"
"COMING! BYE, PRETTY LADY!" the robot squealed as he came shooting towards Zim. They headed off, but Zim turned back around and gave me a glare.
There was only one word that came to my mind at this time: crap.
"Wait, so you're telling me that he said you can't talk to me anymore?"
"Ya, pretty much," I had called Dib when I got home and explained the whole situation to him.
"So... What are you going to do?" I thought about that.
"Nothing."
"But, you'll be exposed!"
"How is he going to expose me?"
"He'll tell everybody!"
"Just like you do with him."
"Fine... Then he'll get proof!"
"Proof can be easily destroyed, Dib. You should know that."
"That's a good point. So you're just not going to do anything?"
"Nope."
"Okay, then. So, you saw Gir?"
"Ya, he's kinda crazy in a cute way."
"I don't get that, how is crazy cute?"
"It just is."
~Four Years Ago~
Third Person POV
"Mommy, I'm home!" Bev called out as she entered her house.
"I'm upsatirs!" her mother's voice rang.
Bev scurried up the stairs and headed towards the source of her mother's voice. She arrived at the room her mother was in and let out a small gasp at the sight before her.
"I- It- IT'S A PUPPY AND A KITTY!" she squealed with delight as she ran towards the two baby animals. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" she exclaimed as she jumped up and down.
"You're welcome!" her mother replied. "I know that you've been wanting a pet, but you love both equally, so I got you one of each!"
"Thank you so much!" She threw her arms around her mother, a smile as wide as the moon plastered on her face. "You're the best mom ever!"
Bev's POV
It was the next day, and I was NOT going to let Zim scare or intimidate me. I marched into the skool and sat in my seat just as everyone else got there. When I saw Zim come in, I smiled. Time to put this plan into action!
"Hey Dib!" I said as I turned to Dib. "I'm sure glad that you're my FRIEND," I said, making sure that Zim could hear me.
"What?" Dib asked with a confused look. I jerked my head towards Zim, and he caught on. "Oh, ya, it's definitely great to have you as a FRIEND Bev."
I turned towards Zim and gave him a smirk, and he shot a glare in return. He mouthed 'I warned you' before heading to the front of the classroom.
"SMELLY WORM-BABIES, THE BEV-BEAST IS A WITCH!" he grandly announced as he pointed at me. Everybody stared at him for a second before bursting out laughing.
"Ya, right!"
"You've been spending too much time with Dib!"
"What is the meaning of this? SHE'S A WITCH!" Zim exclaimed.
"No she's not!"
"LIES! I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU! I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU ALL!" he shouted before marching to his seat. I turned to Dib and we both laughed a little bit.
"Do I really seem that crazy?" Dib asked me.
"Dib, you are the definition of crazy!"
A:N/ Remember Bev's dog and cat I mentioned earlier in the story? I decided that it would be nice to add how and when she got them! Okay, so this is your last chance to vote on my poll, cause after the next chapter is posted, it's going to be closed! Also, since I can't draw for the life of me, I was wondering if anyone would be AWESOME enough to draw Bev! If you're interested, let me know by PMing me or reviewing and I'll PM you! Please review!
