Chapter 9
I don't even think I need to say who you are anymore, but I will! Thank you to Princess Bunny once again! Love you girlyyyyyy! :3 Anyway, since today is father's day, I decided to update early! Now you'll only have to wait five days for chapter ten! ...I really hope you actually check back on this. Just sign up already so that you'll know when I decide to do shit like dis! :'( Anyways, I love you even if you don't have an account! XD
Raph: Hey what're you doin'?
RAPH GTFO
Raph: What? Why? Why're you coverin' da computah like that?
*wrapping myself around laptop screen* n-n-n-n-n-n-NO REASON BACK THE FUCK OFF OKAY
Raph: ...whoa. chill bro. chill.
THEN GO AWAY
Raph: no. now I'm curious as ta what exactly is on dat computah.
one, it's a laptop, and two, nothing!
Raph: ...*tackles me*
NOPE!
STORY INTRO WHOOP
STORYTIME MOTHERFUCK-RAPH GET THE FUCK OFF
BITCH I SAID STRYTIME MOTHERFUCKERS GO GO GO
Lilith rubbed her arms where the needle had just been taken from. Donnie took the now full blood bag and moved away, leaving her to slowly get up and stretch. She glanced at Raph. It had been two months since he was injured and Mikey turned into an infant. Donnie had no idea what had happened to his brother, but he was studying the remnants of a chemical found in the youngest's blood the he suspected to be the cause.
So far, Mikey seemed like any healthy infant. He always wanted attention, he ate like a champ, and he laughed and giggled a lot. He rarely cried, only doing so when left alone for too long or when he was extremely hungry, and Donatello and Leonardo took turns showering him with attention. Lilith helped as well, but most of the time she was trying to help clean up around the lair or training with Splinter, going stir crazy just sitting around.
Raph hadn't changed much. According to Donnie, his body was having issues making red blood cells. Not only that, but one of his wounds had become infected. "If this keeps up, we may well have to get blood from the hospital." Donnie said miserably. "Soon, you probably won't be enough to keep Raph alive. Don't get me wrong, you saved his life many times over by now!" Other than the blood issue and the infection, Raph's other wounds were perfectly fine, already healed.
Donnie had even made a special bed so that Raph's shell wouldn't keep his neck at an awkward angle. The shape was the same, except that instead of being fat, there was a large dip in the middle for Raph's shell.
When Lilith walked out of Donnie's lab, Leo and Mikey were staring at the TV, mouths slightly agape. Lilith snickered when she heard Captain Ryan's voice from Space Heroes. Mikey was sitting on Leo's lap, eyes wide as he watched the screen. Leo was so into the show that he didn't even hear when Lilith walked up behind him and rubbed her hands together.
She took a breath, leaned over Leo's shoulder, and grabbed his shoulders while whispering loudly, "Boo!" Leo screamed and jumped ten feet in the air, hugging Mikey protectively to his shell. The infant squealed excitedly when he saw Lilith and Leo relaxed. "You almost gave me a heart attack, woman!" he hissed, sitting heavily on the floor and wheezing. "But I didn't!" Lilith pointed out.
Leo, still wheezing, gave her a weak glare. "Close enough!" he huffed. "You might as well have! Yeesh... Here, take Mikey, I just pissed my shell, so I'm going to go take care of that." Lilith laughed and took the youngest turtle. "Okay. Have fun with that." Leo added, "And you can take a bath with him when I'm done." Lilith's eyes widened, but Leo had already shut the bathroom door.
"Leo!" Lilith shouted. "There is no way I am taking a bath with Mikey!" Donnie popped his head out of his lab. "He seriously wants you to do that?" Lilith rolled her eyes. "YYYYYup." Donnie rolled his eyes. "Well baths will have to wait. I've got a lead on that chemical." He wrote something down on a sheet of paper as Lilith walked in. "It was manufactured by some company called Alaskan Kraanberries. With a K and two A's. Kinda strange to have in New York, but whatever."
Donnie tore the sheet in half and handed the half with writing to Lilith. "The company owns a warehouse at this address. Maybe you'll be able to find something there." Lilith blinked. "Just me?" Donnie nodded. "You're less conspicuous than mutant turtles, so yeah." Lilith shrugged. "Okay. Here, hold this." She handed Mikey to Donnie. Donnie rolled his eyes. "Just be careful, and stay in touch with your shell cell."
Lilith pulled the headset out of her shell cell. "Gotcha." She put the headset on. "If you have a motercycle liscence, you can take Raph's bike." Lilith laughed. "Ha. If I have a motorcycle liscence. Of course I have one." She pulled it out. Donnie blinked. He had been kidding, but whatever. Lilith put the liscence away and walked out. She grabbed a motorcycle helmet out of her truck (jeez, she has everything in there...) and put it on. She also hauled out a black backpack and swung it over her shoulder.
She flipped down the visor and swung her leg over the bike and started it. She glanced at the fuel gauge and rolled her eyes. "Almost empty." she mumbled. "What's almost empty?" Donnie's voice startled her. She grumbled silently before replying, "The tank. It hasn't been refilled in a few rides, clearly. I'll have to take care of that."
"If you say so. Anyway, just go to the address I gave you and have a look around. Don't do anything reckless." Lilith rolled her eyes. "Nope. I'm totally going to walk in and get captured by the Foot, Kraang, and Bishop all at once and get turned into a mutant fucking turtle with a speaking disorder." She said sarcastically. She could practically see Donnie facepalming.
"Just go on." Donnie groaned, exasperated. Lilith grinned. "Alright." She revved the motorcycle. "Let's see how this baby handles." Donnie begged, "Please don't break it." Lilith laughed. "Chill. I won't." She got the bike out of the garage and grinned before gunning the throttle. "Gyah! Slow down! You're going to fast!" Donnie wailed over the headset.
"Donnie. I'm going sixty eight. I'm under the speed limit." Donnie simply responded with an "Oh." Lilith rolled her eyes. "Well, I heard tires squealing!" Lilith sighed. "Guy next to me just pealed out of an alley." Donnie didn't respond.
Lilith grinned inwardly as she sped up a little, bobbing and weaving through traffic. "This motorcycle is great. It handles really well." She stated. "Well it should. I built it." Donnie said proudly. Lilith snorted. "Humble." she said sarcastically. Donnie groaned. "Just get to the warehouse." Lilith grinned. "Already there." Donnie squeaked, "Seriously?! How fast were you going?!"
"Dunno." Lilith said as she pulled into the parking lot. "Fast." She hid the bike, leaving the helmet on her head, and creeped over to the warehouse, pulling the kusarigama Splinter had given her from her bag. She peered around the corner, blinking. She slipped carefully inside, hiding behind large boxes and such. "Find anything yet?" Donnie asked as she climbed onto several boxes to get a better view.
"Not yet. It's mainly boxes and garbage bags full of shit." Lilith slid the blade of her chain sickle under the lid of a box and pried it open. "Oh, shit." Lilith breathed. "What? What is it? Lilith? You there?" Lilith swallowed. "Yeah, I'm here. With a whole lot of bombs." Donnie choked,"What?! did you say bombs?" Lilith paused. "Yeah. wait a sec..." She blinked. "These aren't bombs. They're empty mutagen canisters."
"Empty?!" Lilith opened another box. "It looks like all of them are completely drained except for like... A drop."
"How many are there?!" Lilith frowned. "That depends. How many could one five by five box hold?" Donnie paused. "Maybe thirty canisters. Why?" Lilith swallowed. "Because we are in serious trouble. There's about a hundred five by five boxes in here." Lilith climbed over a box and slipped towards the back of the ware house. "A hundred?! Then there's about three thousand canisters in there!" Donnie yelped.
Lilith froze. "Yeah. And we have another problem."
"Oh great, how could this get worse?!"
Lilith groaned. "The Alaskan Kraanberry company is run by the Kraang!"
"What?!" Lilith nodded. "Yep. And they're working on something big."
"Can you tell what it is?" Lilith slipped behind extra boxes strewn about. She slipped closer to the thing. It was about seven feet high and five feet in diameter. "I think they just recently started." Lilith hissed thoughtfully, sliding up the visor on her helmet to get a better look. She walked over to a nearby terminal, ducking out of sight of the few Kraang that were nearby.
After typing a few things, she pulled up a diagram. "Holy shit!" Lilith breathed. "What?! What is it?!" Donatello said tensely. Lilith snapped, "All these damned Kraang get free ice cream from Whitey's as payment!" She heard a smack and knew Donnie had just smacked himself. She snickered. "No, but seriously. I found a blueprint. Forwarding it to you now."
A few moments later, she heard Donnie give a sharp intake of breath. "What is it, Don?" Donatello stated, "It's a blueprint for a mutagen vacuum! It works as a magnet, drawing the mutagen to it, then sucks it up with a sort of vacuum hose! Then it'll detonate and spray mutagen everywhere, taking out the whole city! And the thing is, the metal used to make it was cooled in mutagen!"
"So wait, the metal itself has been mutated?!" Lilith demanded. "Not necessarily, but close. It rearranged the molecules, making it almost indestructible. At least, it will be once the mutagen finishes its work." Lilith's eyes narrowed. "So if I destroy it before that happens...?" Donnie paused. "It should still be soft. But you'll have to destroy it now."
"I can do that. But I'll need a favor first. Give me five minutes, then set off an electrical charge to blow the lights in here." Lilith said. "Done and done." Donnie said confidently. Lilith pulled off her bag and rifled through it. She pulled out several objects. Four minutes later, she had a perfectly working bomb set and ready to blow at the push of a button.
She put her bag back on. "Kraang! There is a human in here!" Lilith froze and whipped around. Two Kraang had just spotted her. Fuck! she thought, whipping her visor down. "I can see that, Kraang! Stop blabbing and shoot the human before the human escapes!" Lilith pulled out her kusarigama. Thirty seconds before the lights go off. I just have to hold them for thirty seconds.
She yelped and dove behind a box as she was shot at. "Lilith?! What's happening?" Lilith placed her back against the box. "Nothing, Donnie. Just be ready to cut the lights."
"If you say so. Fifteen seconds." Lilith braced herself.
Fifteen seconds later, the lights went out.
Lilith grinned.
*Five Minutes Later*
"Reports have come in of an explosion in the old warehouse two miles out of town. No one is for sure just what caused the explosion, though many suspect a gas leak was exposed to a flame. However, many conspirators believe it was sabotage. More on that later tonight." Lilith grinned and pushed a button on the side of her helmet, causing the small window on her visor to close. She sped up a little on the motorcycle.
"Well done, now the entire country knows about a warehouse explosion. You should feel accomplished." Donnie said drily in her ear. Lilith rolled her eyes. "Hey, I took care of it, didn't I? Plus I got you a sample of whatever that stuff in Mikey was when the lights went out! Now not only can they not use that warehouse as a base, but the machine and the terminal being wrecked will set them back for a while!"
"You didn't have to blow the whole warehouse! Just the machine and the terminal! ...Hold on." A high pitched beeping came from the headset. "Donnie? What's happening?" Lilith demanded. "...We've got some serious issues." Lilith said cautiously, "What kind of issues? Donnie, talk to me! Come on, I can't see what's happening! Donnie, is everything okay?"
There was no repsonse except for a small crash and the high beeping getting louder. "Donnie! Talk to me!" When the only response was another small crash, she swore violently. "That's fucking it." She snarled. "Donnie, if nothing is wrong back there and you didn't reassure me, I'm gonna beat your green ass until you can't feel your shell and your skin is black and green!"
The speedometer of the bike climbed to one hundred.
*sits in corner tied up* *mumbles through gag*
Raph: Heh heh heh. Spidahs, huh?"
*shakes head like nope nope nope*
Raph: *leaves*
*mumbling through gag* translation: i tried. hope you enjoyed.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! SHOUT OUT TO MY DAD FOR NOT BEING A TOTAL PRICK! :D
BTW, I will be doing a FATHER'S DAY ONESHOT, probably titled something creative like FATHER'S DAY ONESHOT.
see you next time guys.
