Jak:WHEEEEEEEW... Im relieved.
Link: Why so?
Twilight: *comes in with knife wound* Hi Guys!!!
Jak: Yeah, she got a knife wound to say the least. Go to her Story "Ask the zelda crew", chapter 18, and read the intro. I recently got a pm from her saying she was ok. Eh, basicially, anyway. So Im gonna forget about it and use auther powers to make zelda get me a sammich. *does so*
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5 seconds la-tahh
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Jak: *still using auther powers and keyboard to do stuff* Im loving this so much!!! *forces Ilia, Saria, and Zelda into bikini's* Wow...*drools along with link, phantom, and auther*
Naomi: Hey! What about me? Im pretty hot in a bikini!
Boys: *ignoring her*
Naomi: *Takes out huge-ass sword* Listen. to. me.
Link: Oh sh- wait, whered you get the sword?
Jak: well...
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Jak: Naomi, theres a couple reviews that involve you leaving the fanfic.
Naomi: Why so much Naomi hate?
Jak: Im guessing its not cuz youre strong.
Naomi: So what do i need?
Jak: Why, you need a big-ass sword of corse! *hands her sword* go crazy.
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end flashback
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Phantom: Dude...I saw your flashback.
Jak: Yeah. Lets start before she kil-*looks at zelda's decapitated head* to late.
XD! I'M DIEING OF LAUGHTER! Well mostly because of the end. :P and Um to make the burden easier I shall write smaller reviews!
(licking the blood off her hatchet) What? Oh yeah Link go bury the bodies of the people I killed and make sure you dont get caught
Zelda: (she's not here I wonder why?) (evil face)
Ilia: Um yeah I dont know. Watch girl ** for all I care
Saria: Do the same as Ilia
Midna: Go take a nap
And the rest of the authors (besides me)I WILL KILL YOU! (swings her giant hatchet)
-AnimeWolfGirl
Ilia: Oh no! *gets the zappy things that doc's use* CLEAR!!!
Twilight: Touch me and I kill you.
Ilia: sorry. Um...*zaps Jak*
Jak: Ow. Nothin like 10,000 volts to start your day.
Ilia: Its noon.
Jak: Whatever. Link, bury These bodies. *points to
Link: Gladly. *looks around* um...wheres Zelda?
Jak: Who knows, who cares.
Link: Tuchei. *buries bodies*
Ilia: HEY!!! Im an important person!
Auther: *whispers to Jak and Phantom* Not really no.
Jak and Phantom: *hi fives Auther*
Saria: Y'know, Im important to.
Jak: That I agree with. And anyway, Im to lazy to write that. Anyway. Midna. Nap. Now.
Midna: *already napping, waking up* Huh...wha...sleepy time...*falls back asleep*
Twilight: I KILL YOU!!! *swings hatchet*
Jak: No, bad Twilight!!!
Twilight: *sits down near Jak, whimpering*
Jak: *pats Twilights head and gives her steak*
Twilight: *devours steak*
Link: O....kay....Next review...
Aly:Torture,YAY!Jak,I
Like you to meet Tatzu from my super smash bros brawl truth or
!
Tatzu:*comes in*WHAT!?!
Aly:Another ToD with
Link,Zelda,and Ganondorf.
Tatzu:WHAT WHERE I MUST KILL THEM*pulls
out chainsaw*(Tatzu really hates Zelda,Link,and Ganondorf)
Aly:You
watched friday the 13 did you?
Tatzu:*Evil
smile,nods*
Dares:
Midna:Your cool so,You are immune for 2
chapters,go watch Transformers:Rise of the fallen(AWESOME MOVIE!)with
one person you want :D
Link:Be blasted by Fox Mccloud's
LandMaster!(if you do not know Fox,Twilight blow him up)
Zant:Be
DESTROYED by Chuck Norris!
Ganondork:DIE BY MY BAZOOKA!you should
run now(as soon as he runs He will be blown up)
Ilia:*hands Time
bomb*Defuse bomb NOW!
Naomi:Here have a cookie for coming to the
show(Don't tell her that it had poison,and toxic waste,that will kill
her and put her out the story!)
Zelda,Link,Ganondork:as you see in
the intro of dare and ending Tatzu REALLY hates you 3!
Link &
Zelda:(After link is revived)Quick Tatzu is trying to kill you
2,quick into the shelter for an hour!(do not tell them Tatzu is in
there with katayama(blade of fire),and guns!)
Jak:can I pwease be
in the story*does puppy dog
face*
Malo,Talo,Mido,Collin,Saria,Ilia,Link,Postman,Ganondork,Zelda:(After
Ilia,Zelda,Link,and ganondorf is revived)Fight
Sonic,Shadow,Blaze,Silver,Omega,Espio,Naruto,Sasuke,Itachi,Dedara,Garra,and
Solid Snake!NO TRIFORCE,AND No powers Ganondorf and
Zelda.
Jak:Uh-Oh,Tatzu(My OC)seems really P.O and he just watch
friday the 13 and is coming to kill the Zelda crew,Quick
you,Phantom,Auther,and Midna come in the deluxe shelter with
me,Tetsu,Fox,Meta Knight,and Lucario it has everything you
need(Food,water,shelter,emergency kit,5 Star chief,butlers,indoor
pool,etc.)BTW he after Link first(after revived),see you in Deluxe
shelter!
Aly:Hey where's Tatzu?*see's Zelda's chopped off head
and Tatzu cornered a scared Link and Ganondorf*Oh...
Link &
Ganondorf:*cornered by Tatzu*T-Tatzu p-please d-don't k-kill
us!
Tatzu:*lifts Hockey Mask off,grins evilly*Why so
serious?*readys chainsaw,smiles evilly*Let me put a smile on that
face!(Link and Ganondorf's Screams are heard)
~ShadowWolf 2.X(See I put my name here to help you out:D)
Jak: Thanks for puttin your name there. It helps. You get a cookie.
Aly: Thanks!!
Jak: And you get to be in the story. The more the torture-er!! I mean merrier.
Ilia: Joy.
Midna: (btw she's in imp form) Yayz!!! thank you SOOOOO much!! *hugz Aly's leg* Hmm...I choose...
Jak's mind: Pick me!! I wanna see the movie again!! it was soooo cool!!
Midna: Link.
Jak: Well Im still going with you to uh...Im just going!!! *snaps fingers, him, Midna, and Link are at movie*
Aly: So heres the deal, Fox. Link...uh...called your final smash stupid or something.
Fox: ...*twitch*..*twitch*...HE WILL SUFFER THE FATE SO TERRIFYING NO MAN CAN SURVIVE (besides Chuck Norris) AS HE WILL BE BLASTED BY MY LANDMASTER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA*lighning crackles*HAHAHA*hack* *cough* man I gotta stop using my evil laugh.
Aly: Yay! Hug time!
Fox and Aly: *hugglez*
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at the theater...
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Link: *watching movie*
Midna: *asleep*
Jak: *eating popcorn*
Fox: *blasts Link with landmaster*
Link: *flies off team rocket style*
Jak and Midna: *still doin what theyre doin like nothin happened*
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2 hours la-tahh
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Jak: And were back! Didja miss us?
Ganon: Yyyyyeeeeea-nonotreallyno.
Midna: Glad to know were loved.
Jak: Anyway, Zant, enter Chuck Norris. *snaps fingers*
Chuck Norris: This had better be worth my time, my pupil.
Twilight: WHOA!!!
Phantom: I did NOT see that coming.
Jak: Yes, I am a Jackass-in-training by keybladeboy, *snaps Ilia's arm off and kills Navi* A falcon paunch-er-in-training by Capton Falcon, *salutes to Falcon* and a roundhouse-kicker-in-training by Chuck Norris. Anyway, that guy *points to Zant* sais youre a sissy, a wimp-
Chuck Norris: Oh thats not enough to make me ma-
Jak:-and that your beard is stupid.
Chuck Norris: *PWNS Zant*
Jak: *kneels* Master.
Chuck Norris: *nods* Pupil. *dissapears*
Aly: *Whips out bazooka* Ganon. Run.
Ganon: *craps his pants and runs*
Aly: *PWNS Ganon* Ilia! *hands her bomb* Defuse bomb NOW!!! Everyone else in the shelter!! *Everyone else goes to shelter*
Jak: How much time doe-*explosion*
Aly: Ten seconds.
Jak: I see.
Everyone: *goes out and sees Ilia PWNED by the bomb*
Auther: Is today-*gets PWNED by Jak*
Jak: PWNtober? Yes. *snaps fingers and everything is back to normal, AKA more screwed up*
Aly: Naomi, cookie, cookie, Naomi. *gives Naomi cookie*
Naomi: Yeah. No. Im not comin outta the story as long as Jak loves me. *kisses Jak on the cheek*
Jak: *eye twitch* I dont love you, I like you. But I enjoyed that kiss. *silly grin*
Aly and Twilight: Hello, other people here. *look at each other* Hey, thats my line!
Jak: No catfight. Anyway, Link. Zelda. Shelter. Now. *snaps his fingers*
Link and Zelda: *go in shelter*
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1 painful, bloody, scream-filled hour la-tahh...
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Jak:3...2...1...now *looks in and sees Link and Zelda PWNED.* Uhh...Next!! *revives everyone and snaps fingers*
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a couple hours la-tahh...
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Jak: *into an announcers mic* Well, Its been a long and hard battle (thats what she said) but it has now come down to 12 finalists!!! the scoreboard is:
Naruto vs Ilia while Saria fights winner
Sonic vs Silver while Gaara fights winner
Sasuke vs Itachi while Shadow fights winner
Link vs Postman(wait, what? Howd he get here?) While Snake fights winner
Jak: So lets start already!!!
Naruto: Ill win, Beli-
Jak: This isnt the dub building, Naruto.
Naruto: OH THANK YOU LORD!!!!! Anyway, Brace yourself, Ilia!!!
Ilia: Um, this guy looks strong, so I forfeit.
Saria: Me to.
Naruto: So..I win?
Jak: Yeah, by default.
Naruto: Hooray?
Jak: Okay, next fight.
Sonic: *PWNS Silver* Okay, I win. So now I go on to win!! heck ye- *crushed by Gaara*
Jak: Sweet!! I cant wait to watch the rest of-lazy time *hits button*
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one "Eye of the tiger" montage la-tahh...
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Jak: Well, to recap the montage, Sasuke killed Itachi, but was defeated by Shadow, After which Link PWNED the postman and Snake, Putting him in the next round. Naruto and Gaara Stole the show, As they had over 2/3rds of the song on their battle, which Naruto won, and Link defeated Shadow, so now its Link vs Naruto.
Naruto: *taps Jaks shoulder* Actually, The fights already over, Seeing as how another montage went on when you were talking.
Jak: Oh, cool, you win Hinata!!! *pushes Hinata toward him, they make out, Jak sends them back ant=d turns everything back to normal* Okay, Next. In the shelter!!!!
Everyone listed on dare: *goes in shelter*
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5 days la-tahh
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Everyone: *goes out and sees Link, Zelda, and Ganon PWNED*
Jak: *snaps fingers, everythings normal* I have one from you, Phantom, but Im savin it till next time. Lates!!!
