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An: I like to apologize to the readers for reading that last chapter. It stank in my opinion. With that out of the way, the Mythers are going to use firearms and I don't now the physics on what the weapons will do, so if I got anything wrong I apologize for it. And I think I went too far in this chapter.
Chapter 7: Killing Blow: Modern Redux
Inside M5 with Grant, Kari, And Tory, still in his cast.
Grant: Please, don't try anything you're about to read at home.
Tory: We are what you call professionals.
Baskerville: BARK!
(Baskerville with Isis on top of his head, appeared out of nowhere. The loud sound and surprise appearance caused the Trio to scream and run out of the area. Except for Tory who fell from his wheelchair and onto the floor.)
Tory: Ouch.
(As Baskerville sat on Tory's back.)
Narrator: With Adam and Jamie done staking vampires, its time to amp up the octane.
Jamie: So why are you dressed up as Rambo now?
(With Adam wearing army clothes. A chain round belts wrapped around his chest and wielding a fake assault rifle.)
Adam: The reason why I'm dress like this is because we are going to shoot us some vampires.
(With a fake redneck accent and pretending to fire his rifle.)
Jamie: And why is that Adam?
Adam: Because even though the sharp object were effected, they are not practical in today's society.
Jamie: I see what you're going at . Fire arms are more practical when fighting against vampires. They give you great fire power and distance. Considering it suicide to face a vampire head on.
Adam: When lets do this then.
(As he raised his Assault rifle in the air)
Narrator: And to help them with this task, we meet our good friend Lt. Alan Normandy.
(As they moved to the firing range and showed the Lieutenant.)
Normandy: So you guys are doing vampire myths now?
(A little skeptical.)
Jamie: Yes we are.
Normandy: But they aren't real.
Adam: Say that to Tory and Grant.
(Which made Normandy raise his eyebrow.)
Narrator: With skepticism aside, lets see the goodies Lt. Normandy has for us.
Normandy: So we are going to use a M1911 pistol, a M16 assault rifle, and a Remington 870 shotgun with shot shells and slugs.
(As the Mythers looked at the weapons with smiles on.)
Adam: Ok So I know some of you are thinking, "Adam, Jamie what's the point of this experiment. There's no myth to bust". Well that true. The reasons we are doing this is to see which weapons are better at facing vampires. And I'm so excited about it..
(The guys then set up vampster on a hook hanger and moved a good distance away from it. The guys then put on their ear protectors. Adam picked up the pistol and put in the ammo clip and aimed at the heart of Vampster, ready to fire.)
Jamie: M1911 in 3,2,1.
(He fired the gun. The first shot hit a centimeter away from the heart. The second shot hit the shoulder. The third shot hit the shoulder again. The fourth shot however impacted his heart and turned the Freak vampire into dust.)
Adam: There we go.
(As he approach Jamie.)
Jamie: It took long enough to hit.
Adam: That's for sure. Lets move to the shotgun.
(Adam picked up the shotgun and put in the shot shells and aimed at the new Vampster's heart.)
Adam: Remington 870 with shot shells in 3,2,1.
(The shotgun went off. The hundreds of small metal balls hitting the vampire's body all over and turning it into dust.)
Adam: With one shot. Yeah!
(With a smile on.)
Jamie: Lets try that test one more time.
Adam: Jealous of my vampire hunting skills?
Jamie: Why would I be jealous of you Adam?
(As they started to laugh a little. They then put up a new Vampster.)
Adam: Remington take 2 in 3,2,1.
(The second shot made multiple wounds on the dummy vampire like the last time, but this time not turning it to dust. He fired again but no dust turning. Fired again, nothing.)
Jamie: Vampire hunting skills, right.
Adam: Just give me the slug shots.
(Jamie then handed him the slugs and Adam inserted them in the shotgun slot.)
Adam: I'm aiming at the head.
Jamie: What?
Adam: It worked for Seras. Slug shots in 3,2,1.
(The fired shotgun took a huge chunk out of the vampire's face. Leaving only a small amount of its lower face intact.)
Jamie: Well that don't look good.
Adam: He needs plastic surgery after this.
(As the Originals walked up to the almost headless vampire.)
Jamie: He isn't moving.
(As Adam was about to get a much closer look at the Freak vampire.)
Jamie: Don't get to close Adam. Remember last time?
(Remembering what did happen, Adam stepped away from the "corpse" and went back to Jamie's side.)
Adam: We should make sure its truly dead then.
(Adam took aim at Vampster heart and fired.)
Jamie: I think these are the most gruesome experiments that we ever done.
Adam: Yeah. We 're evil.
(As he shook his head.)
Narrator: Lets take a few moment for the Adam and Jamie to contemplate their lives…Ok lets get back for the final gun test.
(The guys then set up another vampster.)
Normandy: M16 Assault Rifle in 3,2,1.
(He uploaded a barrage of bullets which struck Vampster and turned it to dust in seconds.)
Adam: That was fast.
Normandy: Fast and efficient.
Jamie: Ready for multiple targets?
Normandy: Ready.
(They then put up five Vampsters.)
Adam: All set.
(Normandy took aim.)
Normandy: In 3,2,1.
(Firing the assault rifle while at the same time moving it side by side. In less then a few seconds all the Vampsters were dust in the wind.)
Adam; Yeah! That was awesome.
(All excited.)
Jamie: Adam acts just like a child on Christmas morning.
Back at M5.
Adam: So what do we say about guns when it comes to efficiently killing a vampire?
Jamie: A pistol or any small hand held weapon is basically useless. It has too many inaccuracy when it comes to shooting at the heart.
Adam: And that's when you were in calm and focus manner. If you ever had to use a pistol in a real life vampire encounter, you be dead, because most likely your nerves will be shaken up.
Jamie: That's true. A shotgun on the other hand is more useful and powerful then a pistol. Especially if they use a slug.
Adam: Which can do severe damages. Not only can they blow a hole to the heart, if use correctly they can actually blow off a vampire's limps off. But to me the most effect was the assault rifle.
Jamie: Agreed. They can fire bullets at a rapid rate. And they can take down multiple targets as well.
Adam; And I bet any rapid firearms can do the same amount of damage.
Jamie: Funny that you mention that Adam. Because I secure that special vehicle.
(A tiny smile on.)
Adam: that's so awesome.
(Smiling.)
Narrator: As the guys prepare for that, lets go check up with Grant and Kari.
At a different area of M5.
Grant: With Adam and Jamie handling the firearms and Tory home recuperating, its only you and me taking on explosives.
(A smile on.)
Kari: And the myth we're busting is?
Grant: Nothing. No myth to bust. Only explosives.
Kari: Just another excuse to blow things up.
Grant: Yeah,
(As they both smile.)
Narrator: And to help us with this slam bang adventure would be former FBI agent Frank Doyle.
(As they move to the explosion area and showed Frank Doyle.)
Doyle: So to help you with this test, we be using grenades. Most likely any soldier would use these take down multiple targets. And the two grenades I'm going to use are the frag grenade and a concussion grenade. A frag when it goes off will cause its outer shell to brake a part and send out shrapnel. Those shrapnel will strike the target's body parts. The concussion grenade will actually cause an actual explosion. And cause area damage.
(With a calm look on.)
Kari: You sound really calm for someone who is about to blow up some vampires.
Doyle: I had my fair encounter with them.
(Which made Grant and Kari have a shock expression.)
Narrator: For safety reason Frank Doyle will modified the discharge of the explosion so that that he could trigger them from a distance.
(As he proceeded to do so.)
Grant: To bad Tory is going to miss this.
(As he helped Kari set up the five Vampsters. One of them having a dark skin complexion and a pierce lip.)
Narrator: The guys are all read y to begin. With an unforeseen and very annoying incident occur.
Jan: What the *beep*. Well the %$ am I. And who the *^&$^ are you guys. And…
(As he stopped talking and looked at Kari.)
Jan: Hey ^$. Want to *&%$& *(&^ *%& *^*() %$!. It be real good.
(As he made pelvic thrusts. Frank, Kari and Grant were disgusted by Jan's vulgarity.)
Kari: Lets get this over with quick.
(As Doyle place the frag grenade near the Vampsters. They then moved far away from the blast site and took cover in the plastic shields.)
Jan: What the ^% are you *^%* leaving that *!^$ grenade near me. You %.
(As he try to get out of there.)
Doyle: Frag grenade in 3,2,1.
(He then connected the to charges which made the frag go off. The shrepnals hitting the Vampsters. Some landing either on the head, arms or legs. One Vampster actually turn to dust. But Jan got the worst of it as some of the shrepnals penetrated his groin area.)
Jan: Oh ^^%*% *^$^ *&%^& (&*(^^ you *$&^ $$ (*% !$%.
(As he grabbed his hurting balls.)
Narrator; We see here in the high speed camera the damage the frag cause.
((in slow-mo). The small metal pieces hitting Vampsters. One scene showing the Vampster that turn to dust. And another one showed their skin being penetrated.)
Grant: That got to hurt.
Doyle: Now for the concussion.
(As Doyle set the concussion grenade near the rest of the Vampsters.)
Jan: Ok you old piece of %^$ fart face. If I didn't had my ^%$&* hands bound I *%))* kill you.
(Doyle then went back to the safety zone.)
Jan: Hey, I'm talking to you. You $^%.
Doyle: Concussion in 3,2,1.
(He lit up the charges. The blast cause many of the Vampster to be blown away. All of them losing limbs in the process. Both Grant and Kari were ohing and awing. And other stuff you would say if you saw Vampires being exploded.)
Narrator; If you guys that that was bad, check the high speed.
(Showing in slow motion the grenade in mid explosion looking like a small fireball and then expanding. In the back it blow off Jan's legs and another Vampster's leg off. And at the last second it sped up and show the whole vampire crew being blown away.)
Kari: Oh my god. I think we might of cross the line here.
(A small smile on.)
Grant: I think we cross the line one explosion ago.
(They then went to look for any remaining Vampsters.)
Grant: Hey Kari. Look who I found.
Kari: Who. Oh my.
Narrator: We're so sadistic now.
(As they show Jan with both legs blown off and his left arm missing.)
Jan: You &$*& I'm going to *(^(^%. And that red head &))^ I'm going to *(^)^%, ^&%(% &^%(^% $%.
(As he squirmed like a bug.)
Kari: Now I think we gone to far.
Back at the blast site with Doyle and Grant. While at the back ground Jan is cursing up a storm.
Grant: Even though those last two explosions were cool, I feel we need something more explosive.
Doyle: I got C-4 at the back.
Narrator: C-4, life's answer to everything.
Grant: C-4, now that's the stuff.
(A smile on. They then show Doyle mixing in the C-4 ingredients and putting it into a ball.)
Narrator: C-4 is pretty dangerous explosive. And Frank Doyle must get the right amount into to it to be effect and not blow up in his face.
Back at the blast zone with Jan still cursing.
Grant: So through out this course we been taking this "to far". But with this,
(Pointing to the C-4 ball Doyle is holding.)
Grant: We are going to cross the line.
Jan: *&%% %$ %$. You mhp.
(As Doyle jammed the C-4 ball in Jan's mouth and then tape his mouth shut.)
Narrator: Cruel and unusual punishment.
(The crew then set up the rest of their Vampsters that they had left. And the ones they found from the previous test)
Doyle: Clear the area!
(As everybody moved far away from the blast site.)
Doyle: In 3,2,1.
(He then connected the fuses which cause a massive explosion that made a small mushroom cloud. Kari and Grant were as usual impressive with the high explosion.)
Grant; That was so awesome!
Kari: Yeah!
(as they high five each other.)
Kari: Lets check the high speed.
(They then went to check the high speed. And they saw Jan's head being replace with a massive fireball and then all the Vampsters either being blown away or turning to dust or having their heads, limbs decapitated. Second replay,. And one more time.)
Grant: Well I guess explosives can help you with vampires.
Kari: Especially C-4.
Grant: That's true.
Kari: I hope there's no People Against Vampire Cruelty.
(They then snickered.)
Mythbusters sign.
Narrator: As Adam and Jamie found out, firearms are the prefer weapons when it come to vampire hunting. But Jamie wants to go the extra mile.
Adam: I cant wait.
(As Adam rubbed his hands together and smile.)
Narrator: And with a blindfolded Adam and a long secret road to cross, We are there.
(As they show cut scenes of there car and arriving at a desert area. They then came out of the car and Jamie removed Adam's blindfold.)
Adam: Where is it at.
(All excited.)
Jamie: Right over there.
Narrator: Meet the vampires worst enemy since Alucard.
(As a black SUV rode up. The top opening up to reveal a M134 minigun.)
Narrator: This exodus can fire 3000 round per minute. 50 bullets per second.
Adam: I just love the smell of ammunition early in the morning.
(As the Mythers came closer to the van.)
Narrator: And there's going to be a lot of ammo, because we are going to gun down twenty Vampsters.
(As they set it up.)
Adam: Ok Jamie, This is your motivation. You're being chase be hundreds of mauling vampires. Ready to tear you limb from limb. You think all hope is lost. Until you find the Annihilator. You climb on the back, grip the handles and unleash the hounds of war.
(Acting all dramatic. And Making machine gun noises.)
Jamie: Been drinking too much coffee today.
(As they laugh,. Jamie then went to the minigun and was ready to fire.)
Adam: This is gong to destructive.
Narrator: This would be in the part of the show where we say no vampires were harm in the making of this myth. But that be a lie.
Jamie: In 3,2,1.
(Jamie unleash a barrage of bullets at lightning speed. The Vampsters be massacre in the process. Some losing either their feet, legs, fingers, part of their heads like their eyes or lower jaws. Arm flying off. Some of the unlucky ones having massive exit wounds from the back that made their inners spill out. Heads popping out and some of them turning into dust.)
Jamie: You think I should keep on going?
Adam: I think you should keep on going until they turn to dust or until they are a pile of unrecognizable piece of meat.
Jamie: Ok.
Narrator: And after another round of "death bullets" we are done.
Adam: Its safe to say that these guys are resting in piece.
Jamie: That's for sure.
Adam: Well if you got this thing with you when you're fighting a horde of vampires, I say you're in good hands.
Jamie: That's right.
Adam: Would of love to see how it would look if I was driving it as you were shoting.
Jamie; Well we cant do that for safety reason.
(They then walk out to the sun.)
Jamie: I hope we don't get cancel because of this
Adam: We just tell them they were Nazi vampires.
Back at M5 with Adam, Jamie, Kari, Grant, and Tory.
Kari: Despite some weird incidents, doing these myths were pretty fun.
Tory: Said the person who was not chase by a hell hound.
(With a good nature smile.)
Kari: Sorry.
Adam; True. It was interesting. We got some surprising results.
Jamie: But I have a feeling a lot of reader will question some of our findings.
Grant; So I guess we are done then?
Adam: Not really Grant. There's one more myth to bust. And Alucard is going to participate 100%.
Grant, Kari and Tory: Really?
Narrator: And with a fully rested and blood replenished Alucard, we head to the abandon army base. And on such a beautiful night.
(Referring to the starry night. With a silvery full moon.)
(Inside one of the large hanger. With multiple security cameras mounted all around.)
Alucard: What are you humans planning now?
(Being the only person inside the hanger. Wearing his more familiar red jacket and fedora. Piss that he still have to work with the Mythbusters.)
Jamie: You see Mr. Alucard.
Narrator: And Alucard doesn't need to wait long, as Adam brings in the myth.
(As Adam comes in riding a fork lift which was carrying a giant metal crate. Adam then uploaded the crate to the floor and ran from the site and with the help from Kari, Grant and Jamie proceeded to close and lock the hanger's door.)
Sera: Mr. Hyneman, Mr. Savage, I have no clue as to why you are locking Master inside that hanger with a metal crate in as well, Were is the myth in that?
Adam: The myth is that..
(As loud banging and large dents started to appear from the metal crate.)
Adam: Whether or not…
(More loud banging and large dents.)
Adam: A werewolf can kill Count Dracula.
Seras: What the hell!
(Wide eyed and jaw opened.)
(The front of the metal crate then burst open. The large metal just missing Alucard's face by a inch. And coming out from it was a seven foot' eight inches tall werewolf. Its skin crimson red. Patches of hair all around his body. But the most distinguish feature of the Lycan was a giant Swastika tattooed on his chest. The beast then howled up to the ceiling.)
Seras: I cant believe you did that!. Are you insane!
(Now hysterical at what was about to happen.)
Adam: Don't worry Seras. You said it yourself that Alucard is the most powerful vampire "alive". But considering he is Count Dracula, I should not be surprise.
Seras: I'm not worry about Alucard, I'm worry about San Francisco.
(Her hands covering her face and shaking her head no.)
Seras: And were did you get this stupid idea from any way?
Narrator: In the movie Van Hellsing, Gabriel Van Hellsing, played by Hugh Jackman, found that the only way to kill the No Life King was by the hands of a Werewolf.
(As they show a clip of Jackman's character in wolf form fighting "Dracula".)
Seras: Forget I asked.
(As she slumped down on the floor and her head lowered. The crew confuse and worry about her.)
Inside the hanger.
(A dark laughter filled the air. The owner of that laughter being Alucard. A devil of a grin plastered on his face. He then stopped his maniacal laughter and stare at the Nazi Lycan.)
Alucard: Millennium must be desperate if they had to create a Freak of a werewolf like you. But calling you a werewolf gives you too much credit. How about flea bag?
(The Nazi wolf's face was scrunched up in anger at the comment.)
Bio-WUlF: DeStRoY, AlUcArD, MiLlEnIuM.
(Crouching on a four ready to attack. Its massive jaws open and saliva dripping out of it.)
Alucard: Come then you piece of shit of excuse of a Werewolf.
(As Alucard pulled out his Casull and Jackal. His ebony hair and jacket fluttering in the nom-existent wind. The Fake Lycan howled and dash at full speed to the Vampire King. Alucard then raise his Jackal and pointed at he advancing Demon hound. The camera zoom in on the barrel of the gun when Alucard pulled the trigger.)
BANG!
End note: Oh my god, they kill Jan. Those basterds. The werewolf was a surprise. And I know it would have been better if I use The Captain. But I didn't because I know I wont do their battle any justice. Plus, who is Seras going to fight with in the end? So if you guys like where this is going I will write a fight scene for these two. If not I just write a small scene with Integra and Walter and the guys either confirming or busting the myth. Though we know what's the end result for that. So tell me what you guys think in the review and have a nice day.
And to anybody who don't know Lycan is a word use to describe werewolves in the Underworld Series.
Extra Note: Since this story is almost finish, I like to say that if any readers thought any myths that were feature you did not like the outcome tell me so that I could do a revisit of it.
