Hello Lovelies. YAY happy I have finally completed another project :). That you so very very much to everyone who has followed and favorited this i wasn't sure if anyone would like it but glad that you did. A big thank you to Jill who has helped me a lot with this.
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Also coming up soon with be a Hercules Klaine fanfic that my amazing and awesome friend Nate (HungerGamesAndTwilightFan) and me will be writing together but it will be posted on his page we will let you know when the first chapter will be posted.
Chapter 9
The day of the wedding came something Kurt was not looking forward to. As he stood in front of the mirror with his black pants, a white shirt, with a black vest, while Jeff was helping with the cuffs on Kurt's sleeves. A small sniffle could be heard Jeff looked up "Kurt," he said and placed his hand on his cheek "everything is going to be okay." Kurt shook his head and tears started to well up in his eyes
"No Jeff, it's not. In a few minuets I have to marry that arrogant meerkat of a man. And I would never forgive myself." and the tears flooded down freely Jeff hated seeing Kurt sad. Jeff then wrapped his arms around Kurt and tired to comfort him.
"Have faith Kurt." he said. "Come on, we better finish getting you ready. Do you want to do the bowtie?" he asked.
Kurt shook his head again "I can't my hands wont stop shaking." he said showing Jeff his hands. Jeff then held Kurt's hand and began rubbing his knuckles.
"Okay." Jeff replied. He then walked over to the bed where Kurt's whit jacket laid with the bowtie next to it. He picked it up and walked back over to Kurt. "You better sit down." Kurt then sat down and faced Jeff and he began working on tying the bowtie around Kurt's neck.
"There all done." he said. Kurt then looked back at the mirror Jeff did a good job.
"Thank you." Kurt said to with a little smile. "Could you get my jacket." he said and stood up. Jeff then grabbed the jacket and was about to place it on Kurt but stopped him. "Could I have a few minutes alone?" he asked.
Jeff gave a little smile and rubbed Kurt's shoulder "Sure." he replied and made his way over to the door. When he closed the door Kurt look back at the mirror and slowly put on his jacket and did the two buttons in the middle and then smoothed out the creases. He looked up and closed his eyes "I'm so sorry Blaine, please forgive me." he then wiped away the few remaining tears and made his way over to the door.
Out side the castle walls people have gathered from all around. The Abbott walks down the isle towards the altar.
"Good Morrow Abbot," smiles a guest.
"Good Morrow," he replies pleasantly.
"Welcome Abbot," smiles another guest.
"Morrow," he replies.
"Hey Abeeettttt", shouts guest number 3.
"I hate that guy", Abbott hisses.
The music to a wedding march begins to play and Prince Hunter and Kurt make their way down the isle the guard give a proud salute. But half way down Hunter makes a signal with his hands and the guards approach the castle gate and close it shut. Finally they get to the altar and Hunter slips Kurt's hand in to Sebastian's. As Kurt turns his head he sees Blaine standing on a raised platform with a noose around his neck.
"What's going on?" Kurt shouts and pulls his hand out of Sebastian's grip.
"Just in case you change your mind, my dear", grins Sebastian and takes Kurt's hand roughly and holds it tight.
"Let us begin," says the Abbott smiling. "We are gathered here today, to witness the marriage of Sebastian Mervin Smythe Sheriff of," Abbott then pauses "...Mervin? Your middle name is Mervin?" Everyone starts to giggle.
"Shut up, shut up," shouts Sebastian "Continue with the service."
"Okay," says Abbott, then adds with a snort "...Mervin."
The whole crowd erupts into laughter again and even the horses laugh. But after a few seconds the laughs die down so the Abbott continues the ceremony.
Do you..." Abbott gives a sly smirk "Sheriff of Nottingham, take Kurt Elizabeth Hummel to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and to hold in sickness and in health, 'till death do you part'?"
"Yes I do," snaps Sebastian "get on with it."
"And do you, Kurt, vow to do all the stuff I just said to him", asks Abbott.
Sebastian looks at Kurt "Say I do," says Sebastian sinisterly "or Blaine dies."
Over at the platform, a man in black waves at them and gives Blaine's noose a few tugs with a demented giggle.
Kurt begin to tremble "I... I," he stammers.
Suddenly, the Warblers appear and Wes shoots a bow, snapping the rope around Blaine's neck.
"I dooooo not," Kurt shouts in Sebastian's face.
"Who's the Man," says Wes putting both hands out "Who's the Man." Both Nick and David slap both of his palms at the same time then David hits Wes on the arm "Go." he says. And Wes takes off running towards Blaine.
"Arrest them", shouts Sebastian "Seize them! Stop them."
"Hurt them, hurt them", chants Hunter.
"Look, the Warriors are coming", shouts a guest.
The crowd screams as the Warriors show up and start fighting the guards. Blaine pulls the noose from his neck and hands it back to the man in black.
"I believe this is yours", he says.
"Well, you know what they say, no noose is good noose," replies the hangman then laughs maniacally. The hangman runs off and Blaine watches the fight from the platform. Wes then jumps up next to him.
"Nice shooting Wes," says Blaine patting Wes on the back.
"To tell the truth, I was aiming for the hangman," he says with a shrug.
The Warblers climb up, and a group of guards appearing at the bottom. "On the count of jump", says Blaine. The Warblers get in to position "Wait for it..."
"Charge," shouts one of the guards and the release their swords from the belt and race towards the group.
"JUMP," says Blaine.
As the guards run at them, the Warblers jump up, grabbing hold of the gallow bar, the guards fall off the other side of the gallows and end up face first in in the ground with their bodies sticking up in the air. The Warblers give a big high-five, but Trent's timing is off, so he misses them and ends up throwing himself of the floor.
"Oww", he groans from the floor.
The fight rages on, and we see that Sebastian and Kurt are still on the altar.
"I shall have you, married or no," says Sebastian. He throws Kurt on a table and wraps him in a rug and slings him over his shoulder before running for the castle. "Blaine," Kurt shouts "Let go of me."
"Blaine," Wes yells out and points "The Sheriff, he's got your man! He's going to deflower him in the tower," exclaims Wes and shivers.
"Ok guys I'll go save Kurt, while you guys go to the dungeon and save Frair Will and all the prisoners." Blaine says and they go their separate ways.
Nick and the Warbler silent made their way into the castle trying to avoid every guard who was still at their posts. Outside one of the gates was the captain of the guard and two others Trigger and Nutsy.
Nutsy walked up to a wall, Wes was just about to grab him "3 o'clock and all's well." he shouted and the clock chimed 3 times.
The captain stirred awake "Nutsy, you'd better set your brain ahead a couple of hours." he said scratching his chest.
"Yes, sir." Nutsy answered "Uh, does that mean addin' or subtractin'?" he asked.
"Oh, let's forget it."
"Yes, sir, captain, sir." and began walking back to his patrol post.
"Nutsy, how can I sleep with you yelling "All's well" all the time?" the captain said and put his hands behind his head for a pillow.
With the Friar in prison all the guards were on high alert to make sure Blaine or the Warblers would attempt a break out. Trigger approached the captain with his little crossbow in hand.
"Captain, everything ain't "all's well." I got a feelin' in my bones there's gonna be a jailbreak any minute." he said turning his head around. As he lifted the crossbow he didn't realize where the crossbow was no pointing.
The captain eyes snapped open "Criminently, Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way." he said pushing the crossbow to one side.
"Don't you worry none, Captain. The safety's on Old Betsy." Trigger said patting the end of the crossbow. Suddenly the arrow sprung from the bow and began bouncing all over the place and Trigger and the captain kept ducking and dodging.
"What in tarnation you tryin' to do, you birdbrain." he yelled and then pounded Trigger over the head.
"Just doin' my duty, Captain." Trigger replied.
"You and that itchy trigger finger of yours."
Nutsy made it back of to patrol spot only this time Nick knocked on his head. Nutsy looked up he was about to scream when Nick placed his hand over his mouth and lifted him up over the wall. A small "mmm" muffled sound could be heard.
"Hey, did you hear that?" Trigger asked the Captain pointing the crossbow to where the sound came from.
"Sure did, Trigger." the captain replied. "There's something funny going on around here. Come on." he said walking forward. "You cover me."
As they walked a few paces the captain felt something pointing to his back. "Wait a minute." he said and froze in position. "Is the safety on Old Betsy?" he ask cautiously.
"You bet it is, Captain." Trigger reassured.
"That's what I'm afraid of. You go first." Trigger came out from behind the captain and walked in front with the captain took out his sword.
"All right, you in there, come out with your hands ups." the captain ordered.
The warblers quickly helped Nick into Nutsy's armour. "Yeah, reach for the sky." Trigger called out.
Nick pulled on Nutsy's hood and looked back at the guys. "Watch this 'performance' guys." Nick said proudly.
"Be careful, Nick." Wes said.
Nick then stepped out of the shadows and stood at the gateway infront of the captain and Trigger. "Jehoshaphat, Trigger. Put that peashooter down." Nick said trying to sound like Nutsy.
"Aww, shucks, Trigger, it's only Nutsy." said the captain and put his sword back in his belt. "And criminetly, get back to your patrol. On the double. Get!" and tried to kick Trigger who manage move.
"I'm a-gettin', I'm a-gettin'" he said running off. The captain made his way back over to his chair "That Trigger." he said grumpy from lack of sleep. "He's getting' everybody edgy." quietly Nick walked a few paces behind him. "Nothing's gonna happen." he said a made a big yawn.
Nick pulled the chair closer to the captain. "Captain, why don't you sit yourself down here kind of cosy-like?" and crossed the captains arms over his chest.
"Well, thank you, Nutsy." the captain said sleepily
"Just close your sleepy little eyeballs there," Nick said closing one of the captains eyes. "The sandman's a-comin'" and put one or the captains leg over the other one. In a matter of seconds the captain was snoring. Nick then spotted the key on the captain's belt. "Why don't you, uh, let me loosen that belt?"
'Rock-a-bye, Captain' he sang slowly undoing the belt.
'Just you relax' and slowly slid they key out of the belt.
The captain continued to snore and Nick softly hummed the song. He walked over to the door and slipped the key into the hole and turn it slightly. But as it clicked Nick jumped and the captain stopped snoring. The captain began to mumble "Oh, Nutsy, that's mighty sweet. Sing it one more time you would?"
'Rock-a-bye, captain'
'Just you relax'
Now that the captain was fully asleep Nick waved over the Warblers and they slowly tipped inside the dungeon. But as Nick handed David the keys the he pulled his arm through the bar causing the door to slam shut with a loud THUD!
"Wait a minute! Jailbreak! Jailbreak!" screamed Trigger and the arrow on his bow flung around a second time. The captain jumped from his chair and Trigger began running around "I heard it! I heard it, Captain! The door! The door!"
Nick then held out the end of his weapon and caused Trigger to trip over it and he skidded along the ground and stopped right infront of the captain. "Now for the last time no more false alarms." the captain said and kicked Trigger right in the but.
"OW!" he whined.
"Now, you guys release Friar Will and the others...and I'll drop in on the royal treasury." Nick whispered.
The Warblers ran up the stone steps and luckily the first door they came across had a huge sign saying
SENTENCED TO
DEATH
FOR
TREASON
signed Prince Hunter.
David quickly unlocked the door when he opened it poor will was on the ground both arms chained in the air and both his feet. He opened his wiry eyes and it took a while for them to take focus "Guys, boy am I happy to see you."
David began to unlock Will's arms first "Shh, quiet. We're bustin' outta here." he whispered.
"Thank god." said Will placing his hand on his head "My prayers have been answered."
"Come on guys, we need to go rescue the others." Wes said.
The made there were down a windy hall at the end was a larger cell were everyone was being kept. Quickly and quietly the Warblers got to work on release everyone.
"I'm ready. Where are the bad guys?" Nathan said with his bow and arrow.
Will then held him back. "Not yet son."
Up in the royal treasury Nick shot an arrow with a rope attached to it and sent it flying towards the window of the jail. Wes then threaded the rope around a pin attached to the wall and sent it back to Nick creating a pulley system. Nick then attached each bag with a small rope and on the other end Wes was pulling the rope bringing the bag closer. Will held about three bag and laughed with happiness
"Praise the Lord and pass the tax rebate!" he said and handed everyone a bag.
"Come on, follow me." said Wes.
They all quietly made their way out of the jail the captain still asleep. But up above one of them money bag and a split and a few coins fell out falling on to the captain and stirring him awake. Wes quickly closed his mouth before he scream and clocked him on the head and change into his clothes and took his position on the chair.
Trigger had come out from around the corner "Now captain- Now don't get your dander up, but I still got that feelin'-" Wes then lifted up the helmet hiding his face and Trigger's mouth dropped in shock. Wes then grabbed his throat and lifted him off the ground.
"Frair, get going. Hurry." he said. Will and the now freed prisoners silently made their way through the castle courtyard. Back in the treasury room Nick was grabbing the last bag and made his way back and lead everyone to safety.
In the room of the tower Sebastian has just bolted the door then turns around and faces Kurt who is lying on a bed.
"I'm sorry we don't have enough time for romance, my dear." he says grinning then runs over to Kurt and jumps on him "Consider this foreplay," and began to unbutton his jacket. As he pulls the jacket off his sees the shirt and the vest. "These goddam layers, why so many." he asks.
Kurt looks at him and smirks "Just to so you can't get to me."
"Fine," Sebastian then pulls out his dagger and cuts through Kurt's shirt and vest and pulls them off. Kurt then places his arms on his chest then in one quick motion he pants come off. Then Sebastian grabs his arms and pins them to the mattress. Sebastian's face is inches from Kurt's "Soon you will be MINE." he says possessively.
"No matter what you'll do I shall never submit", Kurt says struggling against Sebastian's hold. Suddenly the door bursts open and Blaine steps in he sees Kurt almost naked and struggling
"Blaine!" Kurt cries out.
Blaine then draws out his sword. "Prepare for the fight scene," he says.
Sebastian then rolls over onto his back "Forgive the interruption, my darling," he says and pulls out his sword "I will dispatch your love, then come back and finish the job." He jumps off the bed and runs towards Blaine. Kurt quickly covers himself with a blanket.
"En guarde."
"Thanks for the warning," says Blaine.
Both fight, with the sound of their swords 'clinking and clanging'. Blaine then backs Sebastian into the fireplace, burning his backside. "Ouch," he wines "Your gonna pay for that." he says goes on the attack again. They back into a corridor, where you can only see their silhouettes. Their battle covers the whole of them room finally they end up back infront of Kurt who is looking terrified for Blaine.
Suddenly Sebastian swings his sword but Blaine blocks it and punches Sebastian in the face, making him crash into the wall and fall slumped in a chair. Kurt breaths out a sigh of relief. Blaine smiles "Thank you, my friend," and kisses his sword. But Sebastian manages to get up from the chair and is coming at Blaine. "Blaine look out," says Kurt.
Blaine then swirls around and lunges his sword at Sebastian and it cuts his cheek. Sebastian hold his hand to his cheek and the cut feels long and deep and he looks at his hand and sees the blood. "Look what you did to me face." he wines and falls to his knees. Blaine then holds the tip of his sword to Sebastian throat.
"Do you surrender?" he asks. Sebastian looks at him with and answers with gritted teeth.
"Never." Kurt gets off the bed with the blanket wrapped around him and stands besides Blaine.
"Fine. Then how about a leave you with another scar and then no man or woman would ever want you ever again." Blaine says with a smirk.
Sebastian then stands up he look at Kurt for a moment before sprinting for the door and shouting out "NOOOOO!"
Blaine and Kurt laugh hysterically before looking at each other.
"I love you, Blaine."
"And I you, Kurt."
He picks Kurt up, bridal style and carries him to the bed.
"At last my darling." he said as his hands slowly inches it way down Kurt's pale thigh to reach his underwear.
"Yes, yes, yes yes", he gasps.
Suddenly, Jeff comes running in.
"Noooooooooooooooooooo", he screams. "Wait, Wait! You're not married yet! Before you do it, you must go through it, or else I blew it.
Blaine and Kurt look at each other and shrug.
Back outside Blaine and Kurt now dressed in another suit quickly race up the isle. The Warblers have captured Prince Hunter and he is bounded by his hands. They all look around and the Abbot is no where to be found.
"Who's gonna marry us now." Kurt huffs out.
Blaine then turns to Will. "Friar Will would you do the honour of marrying us?" he asks.
Will smiles "Of course I would." he says and makes his way over to the altar. "We are gathered here today-" he begins.
"Friar Will," Kurt interrupts "Would you mind if we skip and go to the "I do's."
"Sure." he replies. Kurt and Blaine face each other and holds hands and smile lovingly at the other never breaking eyes contact.
"Now, are you ready? Blaine, do you?" Will asks
"I, do." he replies.
"Kurt, do you?" Will asks.
"I, do." he replies.
"I know pronounce you, husband and hus..."
"I object", shouts a voice, riding up from nowhere.
"Who asked," says Will.
"It's King Richard back from the crusades", shouts Wes.
The crowd cheers, but Hunter rolls his eyes "Boy, now I'm in trouble..." he mutters to himself.
Richard rides up to the altar. "Uncle Richard." Kurt says happily and embraces his uncle in a hug.
"Oh my sweet nephew." Richard says when the pull apart and then stares down at Hunter. "You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority," he says plucking the crown from Hunter's head and putting it on his own.
"Please dear brother!" whimpers Hunter "It wasn't my fault!. I got some really bad advice from the Sheriff of Nottingham." The Warblers give the 'bullshit' cough...in unison.
"Brother, you have surrounded your given name, with a foul stench", Richard gives an evil grin "From this day forth, all the toilets in Nottingham will be known as JOHN'S".
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", screams Hunter.
"Put him in the tower", says Richard "Make him part of the tour." Hunter continues to cries as he is dragged away.
"Blaine, news to your great deeds have reached me even in the war. Nottingham owes you and you're men a great deal of gratitude", says Richard "Hence forth, all your family's rights and lands shall be returned, and you shall rule all of Sherwood from this day forth." He then pulls out a sword from his belt. "Kneel, Blaine of Sherwood," says Richard.
Blaine kneels and Richard places the sword on his shoulder. "Arise SIR Blaine of Sherwood, says Richard. The crowd all cheer happily.
"Excuse me, King", says Will, interrupting "Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Kurt Hummel."
"I have no objections." Richard replies. "Continue with the ceremony, Father."
"It's Friar, Your Majesty."
"Whatever."
Will then turns back to Kurt and Blaine. "Ok, now where did we leave off? Oh, yeah, that's right. We're up to the best part. Kurt, do you?"
"I do," he says again.
"Blaine, do you?"
"I do."
"I now pronounce you husband and...", Will pauses, looking at King Richard, who gives a nod and a wink
"Husband."
Blaine and Kurt finally kiss.
"We're gonna have to remodel the castle, to make room for all the babies", sobs Jeff, and leans into Nick's chest.
"For my first order of business, I wish to appoint a new Sheriff of Nottingham", says Blaine "My friend, Nick." He draws out his sword and hands it to Nick.
"Umm... thanks for the job offer and I promise we will bring back Nottingham to normal." Nick says. Then he walks back over to Jeff and get down on one knee. "I guess now would be the time to ask you formally," Nick says and reaches out for Jeff's hands "Jeff, would you go out with me?" he asks. Jeff yanks Nick up and crashes their lips together causing and uproar of wolf whistles from the Warblers. "Yes I will." he says when they pull away.
Everyone looks on as Blaine and Kurt ride off into the distance on Blaine's horse with the sign 'Just Married' tied on it's behind and cans trailing from it's tail. We hear the rap music and the Warblers begin to sing.
And that's the story
And it worked out good
King Richard's on his throne
And Blaine's back in the hood
So let's bid our friends a fond adieu
And hope we meet again in Blaine Hood II (JOKING)
I said hey
Hey
I said hey
Hey
I said
Hey nanny nanny, hey nanny nanny, hey nanny nanny and a here we go!
Finally Blaine and Kurt reach their home. Blaine opens the door with his foot while holding Kurt bridal style in his arms. "Welcome home, Kurt Elizabeth Hood," Blaine says with a loving smile.
Kurt throws his arms around Blaine's neck. "Oh I'm so happy." he says. Blaine then carries Kurt over to the bed and places him down gently.
"Finally at least we get our happy ending."
And begins to shower Kurt with kisses and slowly they start to undress each other. After one finally kiss Kurt looks up into Blaine's golden eyes "Make love to me Blaine."
THE END.
And that my lovelies is the end. But in the mean time check out HungerGamesAndTwilightFan his stories are pretty amazing like his is doing a rewrite of Kiss The Boy (Diamond Edition) its sounds amazing. And he even did a Mulan fic called Kurt. So please check him out and leave him some love. Till next time my lovely readers.
Hugs and Kisses
From Veronica
XOXOXO.
