Be warned- this is the official tongue-twister chapter.

How dare you hack into my account, The word "dare" has lost all meaning to me now. you are as bas as those satanic scum that hacked into my original account. How many accounts does this guy have? Fifty? You will truly be sent to hell on the final judgement. Because they cracked your password? You really are quite the drama queen. You just as bad as Osama Bin Laden and the extremist Satanist Barrack Obama. So they are as bad as a terrorist and the nice man who sent "shoulders" to kill said terrorist? We should kick these liberal scums out of our schools and university, spreading liberals lies. Unfortunately for you, Tommy-boy, they're necessary to balance out the stupidity you alone inflict on the schooling system. Schools and university should only teach the way of our lorf Jesus Christ, and nothing else, That would get rather boring after a while, not to mention give very limited career possibilities for sciences and social studies corrupt minds. Amen.

Don't come crying to me when you contract some deadly disease because it was "antichrist scientists" who developed the vaccines.

Invite me to the funeral anyway. I want to show up dressed like a munchkin, and sing "Ding Dong! Thomas Brown is dead. Which old Tom? The extremist Tom! Ding Dong! Thomas Brown is dead!"

And now it's tongue-twister time.

And I went to my next class, which was about planting plants, Oh, lovely, Herbology. Tell Professor Sprout hi for me. but I knew these plants were deadly Oh, no, what gave it away? and were used to poison Christians, so I poisoned them so that the plants died, but I didn't use any witchcraft by making poisonous potion using witchcraft, but making it the natural way God told us to do it, which is by knowing basic chemistry which is allowed by God for it is not witchcraft, but using Atoms, How in the world did you do that? Did you make a mini-atomic-bomb and hid it under the Venomous Tentacula? Wouldn't it be easier to just use rat poison? and because Atoms don't contradict God and his eternal son our lord and savior Jesus Christ, then it is real therefore not witchcraft, Logic=dead and with that potion I poisoned the poisonous plants that were going to be used to ill fellow Christians of mane, neigh especially the Prayer Warriors back in the Holy United State of Godfearing America, and also the underground Christian movement in England, including at Hogwarts which I founded, and I was glad I poisoned the plant because I knew I had saved many lives and garreteer a place in heaven, for destroying atheists will protect us for the only thing an atheists wants to do is kill us Christians, The atheist friend I mentioned in the previous commentary just said "That's not true! I want to… get my degree in microbiology and work in medical research, and someday meet my true love so we can convince McDonald's to bring back the Fiesta Signature wrap together, then skip into the sunset holding hands!" and make a mockery of us with disturbing stories such as the one Idiosy and Brasta Septim, you evil atheistic scum bags!

I then went to potions class where ill earn that Hogwarts was making boobs, I wasn't aware that Hogwarts transformed into an academy for budding plastic surgeons. but did not know what they were planning to do with them. I talked to Ginny and learnt that Rom was her sister. So Ron finally got that sex change, huh? Probably used his friends the plastic surgeons to arrange the operation. I also learned that Dumbledore let Harry Potter get away with a lot of things, such as leaving school and going somewhere else, but she did not tell me where he goes, but I assume he went onto secret missions to murder innocent Christians, how dare them do that! Um, no, he just sneaks out to get candy.

And there was a school assembling. Dumbledore said in an evil voice: Not a sexy voice? Considering the My Immortal references, I thought for sure that it was going to crop up. "I found this student that was both serving Satan and also to God, trying to make friends with both of them. The only punishment is death." And for once I agreed with him. "We will hung, dry, and courted him! Hail Stash!"

Stash? I keep a candy stash under my desk. Speaking of which, Tommy-boy, you owe me a bag of baked Original Bits and Bites.

And so we watched and cheered as a student named Noah was stoned to death. Wha-No! Not Noah! Anyone BUT Noah! Take… take Lavender Brown instead! And we let his rot, for he was a traitorous and didn't deserve respect at all. Yes. He. Does. (How dare you hack into my account, See? He does deserve respect. and support satanic scum. You are not real Christian, He was a better Christian than you, before he became atheist. and you will burn in Hekla!)

Hekla- a stratovolcano located in the south of Iceland

And then I went to Dark Acts Practise where the students learnt to do a death spiel to kill innocent Christian. Avada Kedavra? That's rather advanced. Who did you practise it on? Was it Jerry? I bet it was Jerry. I pretended to do the spell but no one nitride Nitride- a compound of nitrogen where nitrogen has a formal oxidation state of −3. me. I felt like publishing them, Clearly, you already have, or I wouldn't be here. but knew that I could get caught if I did so. I then went to my room and said a prayer and then went to bed.

I am planning to write more to The Evil God. You're going to write more to the evil god? I never knew you were into that kind of thing. Amen.

Challenge- say "With that potion I poisoned the poisonous plants" 5 times fast.